Chapter 10: July 21 (Late Morning)
Dawn sat tensely on the arm of the couch. She wouldn't make eye contact.
"What?
Why
?" I asked as I tried to remain calm.
"I was fired for cause, Will. No severance. Ben told me the legal department made him notify Bethany Welsley, too. I might not have a job
anywhere
now."
"What the hell is going on?" I said aloud, but mostly to myself.
"Apparently, some security guard making rounds the other day, quote, observed William Richards and an unidentified female employee engaging in grossly inappropriate workplace conduct in the campus parking structure. Said conduct included physical bodily contact in conflict with established policy and is incompatible with continued employment. Unquote. I guess they reviewed surveillance video and somehow identified me.
"For all I know, you may be having the same discussion with Ben when you get back to the office on Monday," she said as she stared blankly at the muted television.
I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I'd gone almost numb.
"Wait just a freaking minute," I almost barked.
I pulled out my phone and called Ben Hodges. It went straight to his voicemail. I then remembered he was on an airplane. I next called Andrew. It rang twice and then went to
his
voicemail. I immediately tried again with the same results.
"What the hell? Andrew is declining my calls! So who was this security guard? Do you remember his name?" I demanded as I brought up the corporate directory in the contacts app.
"Wasn't a
him
. It was some really tall woman named Gina Nelson."
"Jean Delsin?"
"Yeah, something like that. After taking my badge and escorting me out of the building, she told me to tell you 'all the best.'"
"Jean saw us in the garage?" I felt a sudden sense of betrayal. "She sai— Wait."
I paused, thinking. Jean's trademark farewell seemed out of place considering the circumstances Dawn had described, as did an instruction to relate it to me. How would
she
have known where Dawn was going?
"What did she say?" I asked, suspiciously, because I suddenly felt a chain being yanked, especially when Dawn's dour expression began to falter.
My phone bleeped.
I'll call you in a few
said the text from Drew.
Dawn hadn't answered my question.
"Hmm. I texted you an hour ago, which was
after
your meeting with Ben. According to your story, you had just been fired when you sent a reply telling me you might be free for lunch?"
"Um … yeah?"
Her solemn expression cracked almost imperceptibly. She watched me evaluating her body language for almost ten seconds before she fell backward onto the couch and laughed. She laughed
hard
. She was kicking her feet up in the air and everything.
I still felt betrayed, but sensed Brutus was either laughing on my couch or sitting in an airplane seat. I stepped around the arm of the couch and swatted one side of Dawn's vulnerable rump quite firmly with my open palm.
"
Ouch
!" she shrieked. "Don't blame me! It was Ben's idea!" she yelled between laughs, so I spanked the other side, too.
"That wasn't funny, Devo. What the hell is going on?" I argued, even though I was laughing, as well. She'd gotten me good.
When Dawn had finally composed herself, she sat properly on the couch and told me what had transpired that morning.
"I am now, as a matter of fact, officially unemployed. I have been 'voluntarily terminated.'" She gestured the quotes. "It feels so weird. I keep finding myself, out of habit, reaching up to make sure my Extecha employee badge is on my lapel and being startled because it's not there.
"Anyway, Ben told me this morning that, since the majority of the training for the new folks is done, the local staffing and training department wants to take over the remainder. And, since I have nothing new on my plate as I am leaving the company in two weeks anyway, he asked HR to simply pay me out my last two weeks plus my unused vacation and personal days.
"Funny how quick it happens. I went to human resources and this young gal entered a few things into the system, had me sign an updated non-disclosure agreement, and
beep-bop-boop
, she turned me into a
former
employee.
"I guess the campus security staff is a little sensitive given what happened in your office yesterday, so that Jean lady escorted me from the building. She's a cool gal. She asked me who I worked with, and I said I was coming over here. Probably shouldn't have said that, huh? I guess there's no harm now. That's when she told me to tell you what I said.
"Ben said the board approved an acceleration of my unvested stock options and RSUs, as well as an extension of the exercise date for the whole lot until the end of this year. Do you know what that means?" she asked as she watched me.
"Holy crap. I can count on my fingers how many times that's happened."
She nodded.
"Wow. So the board is doing all of that even though it was your choice, not Extecha's?"
She nodded again with a big smile.
Those modifications made for a sizable bonus package. It bore witness to just how valued Dawn was to the company and built a sturdy goodwill bridge should she ever consider returning. I was immeasurably proud of her.
"That means that you're financially pretty flush now, so you're not only going to pay for the groceries, you're in charge of making dinner tonight."
I embraced Dawn and gave her a well-deserved congratulatory embrace.
"You clean up afterwards?" she asked.
"Deal."
My phone rang.
"Hey, Drew," I answered.
"What's up? I saw you call a couple of times. You caught me in the restroom, but I'm not one of those morons who answer while I'm doing my business."
I laughed. "Yeah, thanks for that. I had a question but found what I was looking for in ESFS," I lied in order to avoid a long conversation.
I declined his invitation to go grab a beer after he was done with work, and we hung up. I returned to the discussion with Dawn.
"You said all this foofaraw was Ben's idea?"
"Yeah. He knows," she answered.
"He knows what?"
"He
knows
, Will. I don't know how, but he said he suspected you and I were walking a very fine line for as long as he's known us. He said he's glad he doesn't have to worry about it anymore. But it's more than that. It dawned on me as I was driving here. Think about it. Don't you think he would have waited to do all of this when I got back to HQ next week?
"I'm sure he's been discussing my exit with senior leadership for several weeks now to get those accelerations approved. He knew my time was coming to an end. Don't you think he would've canceled my trip back here yesterday, or even last week's just to turn around and let me loose the day after I got here?
"He knows where you are. He allowed this trip knowing it'd become a boondoggle. He probably would've given me the exit yesterday if it weren't for the business in your office.
"Also, think about this. Why did he tell you to take vacation instead of having you work out of Drew's office or even from this condo for a few days?"
I saw where she was going.
She continued. "Buddy, we've got a great boss. He'll never admit it, I'm sure, but I'm certain he allowed this
business