I'd like to thank Kenjisato again for great editing and my friend Anaya for input. If you find any mistakes. It's probably something I did after editing. Active Sexual activity only involves characters over the age of 18. Any similarities to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
I can hear you
My name is Douglas Scott. My Dad, Matthew, and my Uncle Michael are partners in
The Scott Law Firm
and my mom, Faith, and my Aunt, Hope, are their paralegals/secretaries/receptionists in their office. I was normal high schooler, played a sport, had a part time job, see normal just like any other teen. I have a cousin, Susan, who is 4 days younger than me. Susan and I attend the same college and I was studying Secondary Ed. in Math and Sue was studying Secondary Ed English
Deborah, Debbie I have my eye on you.
Wednesday I was walking on the Randolph Road sidewalk when I saw Deborah Brown. Secondary Ed, Special Education.
"Deborah, Deborah," I ran up to and in front of her so she could see my lips. You see Deborah is partially deaf and I wanted to ask her out. She was in my History 201 class and she sat in the first row. I sat in the second row behind her. I only sat in the second row so I wouldn't be distracted by other students who were not going to be there at graduation time. Deborah, who went by Debbie, sat in the first row so she could hear the professor and read his lips. I had a mild hearing loss from ruptured ear drums during the summers of Jr Hi school I ruptured both ear drums and one a second time so it was easy for me to have empathy.
Many guys were shying away from Debbie because of her hearing loss. In the dorm bull sessions some of the guys would say they would not date her because she was 'deaf'. I kept my mouth closed because I knew I would not change the idiots' mind and it would probably start a fight. I played Lacrosse, I was ejected out of a couple of games in high school for fighting. So I wasn't afraid to take anyone one on one but a room full of dickheads who just wanted to get a Barbie with a pussy for a weekend, it just wasn't worth it.
Now I am in front of Debbie she smiles at me and says so sweetly, "Doug you need something?"
"Ah, ah, ah, Yea, I was wondering if you'd like to go to Union and watch a movie Friday night with me?"
She actually blinked two times.
"We can sit up front so
we
can hear it better."
She blinked again but her face took on an disheartened look.
I quickly said, "Did I say something wrong?"
She actually asked me, "Is this some joke?"
"Why would I joke with a pretty girl like you?"
I must have disarmed her a little, I took a deep breath, then started a fast monologue: "I have been sitting behind you in History 201 and I look at the back of your head almost every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, you say hello to me and good bye every class, that's it, My cousin lives in your dorm she said you were not dating anyone, So I decided to ask you out, Now if I am out of line just say so and I will go back to just saying hello, good bye to you and looking at the back of your head in History 201." I then took a breath.
She didn't say anything so I figured I was going down in flames.
As I turned away dejectedly she touched my shoulder and said, "Wait, let's talk."
I perked up and said, "Want to meet for dinner over in the dinning hall? We can sit with my cousin."
"Who is your cousin?"
"Susan Scott"
"No way!!!!! She is a good friend She had mentioned a couple of cousins which one are you?"
I answered with a big smile, "I'm the good looking one."
She rolled her eyes, "Are you the swimmer or the lacrosse player?"
"Lacrosse."
"She has said a lot of funny things about you two."
"Well, Cousin Robin, Rob, is at a Florida state. He is my dad's youngest brother's son." (My other uncle is only one year younger that my dad and uncle Michael).
"I hope I came out looking good with her stories"
"You know you do look like Sue."
"Well, that's because our moms are twins and our dads are twins too.
Don't get me started though. Sue and I have lived with it for all our lives."
"Okay dinner at 5:00, see you there."
I called my cousin Sue right away and before I could tell her she blurted, "You had finally talked to Debbie didn't you?"
I then inquired "Did she tell you?"
Sue replied, "No, she is just now walking in the Hall door? Oh, we need to sit with her at dinner tonight!"
Sue then squealed, "I knew you two would be right for each other."
Telepathy?
We are true cousins. But we share DNA close to 99.9999%.
I was a little shell shocked by Sue knowing my plans but we do have that so called "
Twin telepathy"
so I shouldn't have been upset.
Parents' bragging rights
My dad and uncle both say they "married the pretty one."
Then either my mom or my aunt will say, "I guess I got the handsome one."
Then they would kiss. Both Sue and I would do a quick shiver and said "eww' at the same time.
Dinner
Dinner was Italian night we had spaghetti, breadsticks, good Italian dressing on salad, imitation gelato and checkered tablecloth's, except at one table, that table was the
pigs night's table
. Bunch of guys from the other dorm in complex would dress like shit and basically eat the spaghetti with their hands and casually throw it, but what the hell this was college nobody supposed to act mature here, Right?
The regular cleaning staff got to sit all night while the
pigs
cleaned up afterword (It was the only way they could get away with the behavior).
Sue, Debbie and I sat as far away as possible from the pigs.
I made sure I sat directly across from Debbie.
Sue actually introduced me to Debbie.
"Sue we already know each other."
"Oh, then what do you need me for?" Sue questioned.
"You are my character reference!" I exclaimed.
Sue turned to Debbie then said with the biggest smile I have ever seen her with, "Yes, Doug is quite a character!"
Debbie and Sue actually got a big laugh out of it.
Debbie turned to Sue and asked her, "Why does a jock want to date me?"
In a stage whisper Sue said, "He is not a jock but he plays one while on campus."
"Hey, hey, cuz lighten up"
"Ok, Doug played Lacrosse in high school. He tried out for the team on a bet with his friends and he made it!
His Junior and Senior years he played in all but one game, he even scored twice and had a bunch of penalty minutes. The game he missed was after a game when the goalie fell, and other team took a shot and he jumped in front of the stupid ball and it almost exploded his knee! His mom and dad must've cornered the market on ice bags that weekend.
He has 'walked on' here and he gets in most games. His nickname is 'Crab apple' because he can scoop and is a good passer but can not shoot to save his soul. His two goals in high school were ricochets from passes.
Sue smiled saying, "I think he is 'smitten' with you.
I now have a red face.
"Doug and I went on many double dates right up till we came here and I know as a fact Doug is a better gentleman than 90% of my dates. I mean he is no prude or pansy, we would go to the beach and watch the 'submarine races'. That's a term our fathers used say when they used to take our mothers down to the beach to 'make out'........ and
whatever
!"
One time Doug started the car and drove away from the beach, straight to my date's house told him to get out. My date had gone too far and Doug heard me telling him to stop just one too many times. I never heard from any of his dates that he ever disrespected them.
An
Education.
Sue continued, "In His sophomore year one of his girlfriends, was a
senior!
Barbara, both his mom and my mom we're ready to call the police on her, but our dads talked them out of it. I heard our dads saying 'Douglas got an 'Education'"
"SUE!!!!!! Come on do you really have to tell her that?"
I looked at Debbie, "Look Debbie, I want to go out on a date with you."
With a wink from Sue, Debbie said, "Ok Doug I trust Sue I will go out with you."
I walked Debbie and Sue back to their dorm one on each side of me they interlocked their arms in my arms. I got looks, since both Sue and Debbie are very attractive, I heard a few guys say "HOLY SHIT" and "Oh My God," as we walked by. They both gave me peck on the cheek as they went into the dorm.
The next day one of the lacrosse players asked me if I was dating two girls.
With a big smile I said, "Damn, it just wears me out!" And walked off.
The date
On Friday I got myself ready for our date. Not 3 "S" but four "S,"
S
hower,
S