It was a beautiful and pleasant September evening. Friday night, party day. I decided to take a short walk and then I sat down in my favorite cafe and ordered a beer. My good friend Jelena, whom I haven't heard from for two or three months, suddenly calls me.
"Where are you, what are you doing? So where are you, that you are not answering, I was really worried, you are gone."
I apologized to her and explained to her that I wasn't feeling very well lately, that's why we didn't hear from each other, but that it is fine now, which is true.
"Here I am, sitting in my favorite coffee shop drinking a beer. Watching beautiful women pass by, enjoying myself," I then said.
She said: "I'm drinking beer too, I'm home"
"Nice," I continued, "And maybe you like cocktails? They're my favorite type of drink."
"I'm drinking a Bloody Mary right now"
"Don't talk about drinking beer and cocktails? Well, good for you.", I can see from the conversation that she is drunk and horny. "And what, you make a cocktail yourself at home? Well, kudos to you."
"Yes, I just sent my boyfriend into town to buy an important ingredient."
I asked her: "Do you go out in your place? I guess NiΕ‘ is more beautiful than my city. Do you have a favorite place?"
"Fuck," she replied
"So the saying is true: the further south, the sadder?"
"Yes it is. Fuck it, dude. When I went to order a Bloody Mary cocktail, they told me everywhere they hadn't even heard of it."
"Okay, tell me what's new with you."
"I had a hell of a combination a while ago. Do you want me to tell you?"
"Whoa, talk sister!"
"So here it is...first he pushed in my ass, then in my pussy, and then he cummed in my mouth."
"Whoah, you're so good! I have to try you, definitely."
"Come on, you're going to fuck me."