My friend Bill 'retired' to one of the far Denver suburbs two years ago and invited me up to see him and his wife Alicia. It was a second marriage for both of them and with this one, he got two grown step-sons, a grown step-daughter, their spouses and 3 step grand children with another one on the way. He was happy and I was glad.
It had been 3 years since my marriage blew up. We sold the house quickly and split everything like we agreed. I can't say that we were OK with what happened, but I was no longer as angry as before. Yes, she did wrong, but then again, yes she was seduced by a master. And finally yes, she owned what she did, and started to look at why. That was probably most important to me, and I'm still trying to figure out why it was important to me. I haven't talked with her or seen her since.
Tricia had a bushel basket full of problems that I knew were there. Our divorce made her realize that she need to deal with the issues of her life professionally. She would send me a summary of what she's found in herself in the Christmas card every year. In a way, it was gratifying and pleasing to see her finally get happier in life. It helped me with my pain too. So many things I could see, she was now able to see them too. What I didn't know was how well she dealt with them. Either way, it was a good thing she was 600 miles away from Overland Park.
For the 'wanna-be', he ran into a stretch of luck and it's been all bad. Billy kept up with his firehouse friends and he gave me the inside scoop on the parts I didn't know.
From our realtor, I found out he ended up putting in the highest bid on the house, by over $10 grand. He beat out 3 others in a second round of bidding. Something tells me that he really liked the garage. He got the house and Tricia and I split the money like we agreed. Her part was wired to her account in the Denver suburbs where she was living with her sister Sandy, the husband Ben and their two kids, Mary and Mike. I'm still trying to figure out why in the world would someone name bothkids with the same statting letter.
I know that I am a bit passive aggressive, and I really couldn't help myself on this. I did leave the 'wanna-be' a couple of little gifts in the house. In attempting to re-sweat a hot water pipe, I was able to create a slight drip in one of the walls and added some mold spores to keep the drip company. Replacing and repainting that entire piece of drywall, there was nothing to be seen.
There was flashing around the chimney that passed inspection and for some reason, failed again after the bid was accepted. A couple of loose 'wind damaged' shingles with the spores strategically placed below the leak will be a 'welcome to your new home' present from me.
I was having fun thinking of the common maintenance tasks that could fail and what the long term costs would be. I made sure that anything I would do would not kill anyone, just inconvenience or cost a lot. My pride and joy was damaging the flashing around the new windows and doors. Unless he got on a ladder, he'd never see the drilled pin holes that leaked water behind the vinyl siding into the wafer board below. With the rains we get, it'll take 5 years for the damage to become apparent. What I knew of the 'wanna-be', he did not believe in maintenance. I got a little creative in the garage, rewiring the 4 circuits to where a single circuit would cover 90% of the outlets. It was the only 15 amp circuit. The others were 20 amps. That was done just for fun.
But the best thing that happened to him started with a new inspection by the fire department. This is where I got the confidential info on the 'wanna-be'. Billy had just retired, and the new guy was following up on all previous known problems. "Wanna-be' was working like he always did, and the garage and grounds became another fire hazard. Once again, he was issued a citation and the garage and grounds were closed. Then there was another government visit and he was cited for operating a business in a residential area.
Two weeks later, there was a fire with the garage. It roared quickly into an uncontrollable blaze. Funny thing, it could have been a spontaneous combustions from the rags and summer temps, but the arson investigation ruled that out. The best they did was to find it started in the office on that futon. From there, did it spread to the rags on the floor and then the walls and rafters. Only a few people knew this detail. There was a hope to find out who started the fire by staying quiet. I was in the clear as I was fishing in the Ozarks and went to see a couple of shows in Branson.
The next part of the fire was that it was summer and 'wanna-be' never watered the grass, or even cut it. The 18" dry uncut grass took the flames to the house and the dryer vent. The non-cleaned dryer vent was full of highly flammable dryer lint and the plastic dryer vent hose flamed up in seconds. The fire department were able to partially save the house, but it was so severely damaged that it was totaled.
When all was said and done, the insurance would not pay a dime to the 'wanna-be', not even for the cleanup. Cited twice for fire violations and operating an unlicensed business in a residential zone gave the insurance company enough cover to deny his claim due to negligence. The improperly stored chemicals and paints brought in the possibly of criminal charges. They were starting to push for insurance fraud when he withdrew his claims. 'Wanna-be' filed for bankruptcy and moved away to Florida. I don't know, but I guess that the mortgage holders went after the insurance company for something. I say, let the big guys fight it out. The neighbors were thrilled when the city leveled the lot and planted grass.
Walking into Bill and Alicia's back yard, I realized that he now had an large extended family. I know that it was the weekend of the 4th, but there must have been at least 50 family members of all generations hanging out, talking, playing games, eating and drinking. After the first 8 introductions, I knew I was lost. I needed name tags. That when I told them that I'm really good remembering things people say, just not names...So I'm going to nod and smile a lot.
I was staying two nights at the motel 6 and then going to the National parks for a little bit of tent camping. I made camp reservations and was getting into an area that I wouldn't have to worry about large carnivores. It would not be a relaxing vacation if I ws afraid of being thought of as a possible dinner.
For this party, I was going to enjoy myself and was going to hoist a few. Billy told me that he's got a pair of DDs to drive me the half mile back to the motel if I shouldn't drive. Then he told me he'd be upset if I wasn't enjoying myself enough that his DD wouldn't have to drive.
It was a couple of hours of good times when someone familiar came up to me. I didn't know her name. but I could swear that I'd seen her face before. When I wasn't around anyone, she walked up to me. Her first word was "Hi", but connecting that voice and her face was all I needed to know who it was.
"Hi Nicole." It was Tricia's sister. She had Tricia's accent and a strong family resemblance. We had met briefly at her the wedding 7 years ago when Tricia and I attended. I had not seen her since but Tricia did have a few pictures that came out once in a while, when our construction allowed.
"I was wondering if I could have a quiet chat with you? I know that this is probably at the top of your list. You know, right next to an unmedicated root canal?" She smiled and I chuckled.