Hey all! Welcome to my very first attempt at sharing my writing with someone. I am a longtime reader, but first-time poster here at Lit. So be gentle with your comments and criticisms. I originally wrote this for the April Fool's Day Contest, but something went wrong the first two times that I have submitted this story. Please forgive me for the out-of-date theme.
Also, I used the romance category because of how much Annie loves her husband. But if you think I should have used a different category, please let me know as I'm still learning.
Please note that in this story, sex will be alluded to but won't be particularly graphic. I'm just not ready to try to write that difficult of a scene. Sorry to those of you looking for a quick fix. I hope you'll enjoy my first effort anyway.
For Him? Anything!
March 15
th
- Near the end of the business day
Annie Iverson happily hummed to herself as she put the final touches on an arrangement meant as an anniversary gift for the wife of one of her most cantankerous customers. Mr. Gray always seemed cranky, communicating mostly through short, clipped sentences and grunts. Annie smiled though because she knew a secret. Mr. Gray loved his wife very much. He would do just about anything for his, Helen. In fact, no significant occasion passed without Mr. Gray ordering a new arrangement or bouquet for her. Birthday, Mother's Day, Easter, you name it; he bought her flowers. It was truly sweet. So, Annie was determined to deliver something special for the slightly intimidating man.
The bell above the shop door jingled as Mr. Gray came in leaning heavily on his cane and muttering something about parking meters. Never one to succumb to a blight on her sunshiny outlook, Annie's boss, the aptly named, Felicity greeted the salty curmudgeon with a beaming smile. "Welcome back to Allegro's, Mr. Gray. Annie is just finishing your order now."
"Hmph! It should be finished already. You'll make me late for dinner," the old man fairly growled.
"No such thing," Felicity gently admonished. Turning her attention to Annie, she reached for the yellow daffodil arrangement - Mrs. Gray's favorite -- and then laid it on the counter.
Annie held her breath. As with every bouquet, corsage, or arrangement she made, she nervously awaited the customer's criticism. Despite how often Felicity praised her work, Annie struggled with her confidence. The truth was that Allegro's would be in big trouble if Annie ever decided to open up a rival shop. She was that talented. But Annie was way too introverted to attempt such an endeavor.
"What do you think? Isn't it lovely?" Felicity enthused, while Annie prayed.
"I suppose it will do. It's awfully yellow though," Mr. Gray grumbled.
"I'm sorry!" Annie jumped in. "I thought you requested yellow daffodils. I'll fix it straight away, if you tell me what you'd prefer," she anxiously offered hoping that she hadn't completely blown a sale.
"No need, Annie. Mr. Gray did, in fact, order the yellow ones. Didn't you, sir?"
"Harumph. Yes, I did, but who knew they would be so damn yellow!" he complained as he handed over his credit card.
While ringing up the order, Felicity inhaled deeply and said, "Now, Mr. Gray, are you really going to give us a hard time about the color, yellow, when your dinner is waiting for you? Mrs. Gray will be put out if you let your food go cold," she said. She then handed him his receipt and a bag with the flowers and led him to the door. "Now, you bring these home to your beloved and I am certain that she will be delighted with your thoughtfulness."
Mr. Gray grunted wordlessly in response, but he turned and flashed a tiny smile at Annie before taking the hint and leaving. Annie blew out the breath that she hadn't realized that she had been holding and giggled to herself. Felicity just threw up her hands after the door closed.
"Well, at least you got a smile out of him. I don't think I ever will. My mom was sure that I would always inspire happiness in others when I was born. That's how I got my name. But THAT man challenges my abilities," she said exasperatedly walking towards the refrigerator to pull out the makings for a new order.
"Don't worry. Eventually, you will crack that nut. You're too bold not too! I wish I could be like you. I just get nervous and shy as soon as someone challenges me. It's pathetic."
"That's not true. I know for a fact that you have Evan wrapped around your little finger. And from what you tell me, you seem to do fine with your friends."
Laughing self-deprecatingly, Annie answered, "Well, Evan doesn't count because he loves me. Thank God it's the man who does the proposing though. If it were left to me, we'd probably still be dating!" She paused a moment. Then added thoughtfully, "And I'm only so relaxed around our friends because we've been each other's buds since our college days. I know that they will always be supportive. In fact, Ben and Deenie are coming over for dinner tonight. It's game night! They are going down!"
"That's the way!" Felicity cried. "I love it when you show that kind of confidence. Now, we've just got to get you to spread that attitude through the other bits of your life. I know you can do it, Annie."
"I don't know about that, but Evan keeps encouraging me to take baby steps about pushing past my boundaries. So maybe one day, I'll surprise you."
"Amen, sister."
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March 15
th
: Nearly 7 pm
Ben exhaled in disgust as he passed another grandma on the road. "Come on babe! I have the perfect plan to mess with Evan for April Fool's, but I need your help to execute it."
"I don't know, Ben. Every year you mess with Evan and every year your prank gets more and more elaborate. One of these days he's going to get really mad at you," Deenie worried, then gasped. "And stop changing lanes every five seconds!"
Ben looked over at his wife incredulously. "What am I supposed to do? Drive the speed limit?!" Deciding not to challenge his wife's withering look, he switched back to the subject at hand. "Bah! Evan has been threatening to kill me since we were in high school and not only has he not followed through, but he always forgives me after a week or two. There is nothing a man won't forgive in exchange for mid-court seats to a Nuggets playoff game. Thankfully, my boss loves me and has the hook up."
"Thankfully your last three ad campaigns were a big hit. You may not always be so lucky."
"How could I not? My ideas are always brilliant!" he declared smugly. "Don't worry about it. Now, what do you say? Are you going to help me?"
"Slow your roll, buddy," Deenie eyed her husband suspiciously. "You still haven't told me what you're planning. I'm not agreeing to anything until I know what I'm getting into."
"Ok. Ok. We're almost at Evan and Annie's, but I think I have enough time to give you all the main details." He then proceeded to outline the most diabolical and kind of mean prank Deenie had ever heard of."
Shaking her head, Deenie looked at him and wondered how he came up with this shit. "Are you crazy? We can't do that to Annie. She'd have a heart attack!"
"Hey! This would be really good for Annie. It will yank her right out of her shell and might even spice up their love life. Besides, if we pull this off, you have to admit it would be epic!"
"And how are we going to make this happen on April 1
st
exactly, Mr. Machiavelli? IF this doesn't blow up in our faces, it has the potential to happen a few days from now or a few months from now."
"I'm playing the long game here. If we start our plan on April 1
st
, Annie will figure it out. If you spend the next two weeks slowly encouraging her to build up to the big event, the joke should land in the ballpark give or take a day. I'm not picky... as long as I get to make Evan squirm." Ben laughed with a slightly maniacal edge to his voice as he pulled into the Iverson driveway. Turning to his proposed partner in crime, he wiped the smile off his face and gave her his best puppy dog eyes. "Please help me," he whimpered softly.
Deenie sighed forlornly, "I don't know why I let you talk me into these things. I swear if I lose Annie's friendship over this, you'll be sleeping in the actual doghouse for months."
"Yes!" hissed Ben excitedly. "Don't worry babe. I promise to take all the blame. I'll tell them I threatened to make you go golfing with me."
Deenie shuddered. "At least she'll believe that I was facing a terrible ultimatum," she grumbled to herself as they walked up to the modest but handsome bungalow.
Unsurprisingly, her irrepressible husband punched the doorbell with his finger repeatedly and then just let himself in the house calling out, "Honey, we're home!"
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March 15
th
: Around 8:30 pm
After having eaten dinner and chatted around the table for a while, Evan looked at his wife and said, "Well, as usual, dinner was amazing, honey. But if we want to get some games in before this all turns into a snooze fest, we better clean up and get things set up in the living room."
"You're right" Nudging her friend, who seemed to really be hitting the wine hard tonight, Annie asked, "Deenie, would you mind helping me in the kitchen?"