My former life seems like a work of fiction anymore. It was such a nightmare when the FBI showed up at my office at the state capitol and arrested me. The trial followed with all of the horrible charges of corruption. The media were on me like wolves on an injured lamb. My ever-loyal wife of eight years left me and filed for divorce while I was in prison. I never saw her again. Just as well.
I wiped my tears away with the forty-five million dollars I had on deposit in the Cayman Islands.
What crime did I commit to warrant such a lavish bribe, you ask?
Ironically, it was the crime I really did commit. All the while I sat in that courtroom listening to the arguments by the prosecutors and by my own team of attorneys I was silently agonizing over the evidence that would exonerate me of the crimes I was accused of.
"Your Honor!"
I could hear myself saying.
"I did not commit these crimes and I can prove it!"
The judge would bang his gavel to quell the furor I would raise in his court.
"Explain yourself."
"I was five hundred miles away committing an even worse crime at the time I am accused of committing these crimes!"
Oh, sure. I can really picture myself saying this.
So I cut a deal with the Devil and silently accepted the sentence of two years instead of the thirty years I really deserved.
I spent the next two years being the model prisoner at the minimum security honor farm where I kept company with several of my former colleagues from the state legislature and many more of my former business associates. The tennis courts and the pitiful excuse for a golf course were an annoyance, of course, but it was nothing I wasn't man enough to bear. At least the Scotch was palatable. It ended up being an uneventful two years except for when the one burly fellow threatened to rape me. That particular afternoon my bank account decreased by a mere one hundred thousand dollars and the following day the poor man coincidentally suffered a tragic accident while he was on a roadside work crew.
With all of the amazing advances in medical technology these days and a little faith and perseverance on his part, he may someday walk again. I make a point of sending him flowers whenever he has to go in for another round of excruciating and prolonged surgical procedures.
I feel bad about what happened to him. Really.
After all, I had only paid for two broken legs. Paralysis was quoted to me at a quarter of a million bucks. I really feel bad that he got more than I had paid for.
After my two years were up I walked out of prison a free man, my debt to society barely even dented. The waiting limousine whisked me off to a chartered jet and from there to Canada. My attorney, following my detailed instructions, had a nice little place waiting there for me on a remote stretch of Vancouver Islands' northwest coast and I intended to get in a little fishing, catch up on my reading, and enjoy the fruits of my ill-gotten gains. The floatplane from Victoria gave me a wonderful view of the rugged and isolated coast that was to become, in a perverse way, my new prison. Granted, the five million dollars that had been invested in the place provided for a most comfortable and well-stocked prison, but I wanted it to be my prison never the less. It's not that I'm a masochist, and it's not that I'm repentant. Hardly. I simply needed to be away from everyone for a while to clear my thoughts and to plan my next move.
I needed some peace and quiet.
The pilot of the floatplane had followed the coast for almost three hours before he turned right and flew maybe ten miles into a narrow fjord before alighting on the glassy smooth waters. A deft and capable pilot, he killed the engine and stepped out on the float as the craft moved to my brand new pier. At the last second he nimbly danced onto the pier and made fast the moorings. All of my gear, clothing, and supplies had been shipped in long before so all I needed to do was to tip the good man for a comfortable flight and then wave goodbye to the last human being I wanted to see for a very long time.
I luxuriated in my solitude for the next ninety-six days. I found peace and clarity in my fishing, in my reading, in my cooking, and in my occasional target practice at the dead trees across the fjord. I felt myself becoming me again. The spring was back in my step and a song was in my blackened heart. It was the very last day before the first cold weather was to set in and I had decided to take the canoe out to where the fjord became the Pacific Ocean. I'll admit no noble intentions of becoming one with nature and my environment; I just wanted to see what the hell was there.
And that was my mistake.
The air was crisp and the ocean unusually calm as I paddled out beyond the safety of my little inlet. A light mist hung in the afternoon air as the gulls noisily descended on a school of fish nearby. I had set down my paddle to let the canoe just float with the tide back to shore when the gulls burst into the air with a visible and silent alarm. I feared a shark or perhaps a lurking killer whale could be stalking me when I felt a bizarre pressure in the air around me.