Hey Readers. This is Feeling Good, resubmitted. It's exactly three thousand words long which means that it's long. Yeah. Enjoy
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The potion stirred within the cauldron, shimmering with bright white light. The witch cackled over it, an evil grin spreading across her face. All of a sudden a man burst through the door and yelled at the witch.
"How dare you, Aphilla!" He screamed at her.
"I'm just making a potion that will get rid of her. You shall never be taken in by her beauty ever again. Her spell shall be broken and she will die!" Aphilla cried out to him.
The man shook his head in disgust and upended the cauldron, causing the potion to spill over. It sizzled and burned to the ground. The witch yelled in agony as the potion splattered onto her. Her screams quickly died away as she melted into a pile of wax and clothes on the ground. The man muttered. A beautiful woman came in and quickly wrapped her arms around him.
"Oh, Storner! You have saved me!!! How shall I repay you?" She cried.
"All you need to do, Beautania, is love me forever." He replied before passionately kissing her.
"Oh, Ana. How can you stand to watch this trash?" Kella asked her roommate and best friend as she walked in the door, carrying heavy bags of groceries. She struggled with getting her key out of the door before Ana vaulted over the back of the couch and rushed to her side, grabbing half of the bags and ripping the key out of the lock.
"I think it's funny and somewhat sad. You can't help but pity them. They are such bad actors that have to deal with incredibly bad writing. I laugh hysterically every time I watch. "They walked into the kitchen and began pulling out food. Tortilla chips and salsa never made it to the pantry as they were dipped into right then and there.
"Fuck, Kella! You got the hot type. Now my mouth is burning." Ana yelled, rushing over to the sink and drowning her mouth with water.
"Consider it punishment for subjecting me to even a moment of that smut you love to watch. You know what you need-?"
"A fire hydrant?" She answered dryly.
"No. You need to get laid. It's been long enough, Ana. Derrick never deserved you anyway. I mean, he cheated on you for Christ's sake." Kella replied.
"Thanks for reminding me about the pansy ass I used to date, Kella. I really needed it."
"See? You're moving on. He's no longer the gay-flower-ass-that-I-should-never-have-let-touch-me-with-a-ten-foot-stick. You need to get out again. It's been a year. You've already wasted enough of your life on him. I suggest we go clubbing tonight. You'll find a new victim, I mean, guy and screw his eyes out. Then you can move on."
"Kella. You are one sick and twisted bitch."
"Why thanks, honey. You know you're opinion means so much to me. "Kella answered with a laugh.
"I hate that you do that. I can never insult you."
"Why do you think I do it? This way, I'm never insulted. Besides, you know you love me." She replied.
"Unfortunately, I do. " Ana gave a long suffering sigh.
"Anyways. We have to go out tonight. I shall not see you suffer any longer."
"You just don't want to sit through another night of my smut."
"You know me so well sweetie." Kella said walking down the hall, not even acting chagrined at being caught in a lie.
Ana just laughed and followed her down, the burning taste in her mouth forgotten.