I move back to my hometown after 10 years to get a fresh start, and I'm running late for the night class I signed up for...lovely. I don't even know what possessed me to take it in the first place, college was never my gig. I'm a fucking mechanic, but after my marriage imploded, due in large part to my lack of understanding human social interactions (according to my ex-wife) I briefly entertained the possibility and signed up for this psychology course.
Dashing down the hall, I finally find the room. Shit, they've already started, great first impression.
I slip in as quietly as possible and take the only open seat left, in the back row between a skinny geek and a girl in a hoodie, at least I think it's female, as baggy as the sweatshirt is, I'm not really sure. Fishing my notebook and pen from my backpack, I start taking notes, something that seems completely alien. I haven't been in a classroom since graduating high school over 12 years ago.
As I listen to the Prof, frantically scribbling anything potentially relevant, I become aware of the girl in the hoodie muttering to herself. Turning my attention, she's cursing a blue streak, in Russian no less. Why, you may ask, do I know Russian? Well this damn brain of mine may not know how to relate to people, but the fucking thing has a knack for languages. With the help of the internet, I've taught myself German and Italian, which comes in real handy as I'm a master mechanic at a local exotic car dealership. Being able to read the tech manuals, untranslated, is not only an impressive party trick, it makes my job a whole lot easier. I'm currently working on Russian, I'm no where near fluent, but I understood most of what she was saying.
In Russian "Fuck! Fucking pen won't write! Goddamned piece of shit! It's the only one I have...SHIT!!" She launches the pen towards the trashcan in the corner of the room, causing the Prof to pause briefly at the sound.
I reach into my backpack and pull out a pen and hand it to her.
Surprised, she pulls back her hood, revealing fairly short, lavender hair, then turns to look at me, her eyes are deep purple, obviously contacts, but, Damn! Taking the pen she says. "Thanks."
"Pozhaluysta." I reply, smiling.
She immediately blushes deep red. "You...uh...speak Russian?"
"Da." I answer. "Not well, but I get by."
"Could this day get any worse?" She sighs, returning to her notes.
The lecture finally ends and I start to leave. "Hold up." She calls after me.
I turn to face her as she closes the distance between us.
"I need to give this back." She says, waving my pen around.
"Nah, keep it." I say. "I've got plenty."
"Well, can I at least buy you a cup of coffee?" She asks. "You did me a solid."
"I'd like that." I smiled. "I'm Eric, by the way." "Nice to meet you."
"Reyna... I'm Reyna." She sputters.
We take a short walk to the coffee shop on campus, place our orders and sit down. "Spasibo." I say, raising my cup.
"OK." She says. "I'm curious, why do you know Russian?"
"It's a hobby of mine." I answer. "What's your story?" "I don't remember seeing any lavender haired, purple eyed beauties in any of those cold war spy movies."
"Russian parents." She answers, cheeks reddening slightly. "I was born here, well in Pittsburgh, actually, not long after they got here." "They taught me the 'mother tongue', heritage and all that shit." "Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem a little old to be a freshman." She said. "Just sayin'."
"You'd be right, by about 10 years." I nodded. "Trying to get myself out of a rut." I spent the next few minutes recapping my rather miserable excuse for a life, hoping she wouldn't run screaming at the horror.
"Sorry." I apologized. "TMI, I'm sure." "I have been known to run off at the mouth."
"No worries, glad I'm not the only geriatric in here." She smiled. "A sympathetic ear is tough to pass up, besides, my life hasn't exactly been a picnic." "But that's a story for another day, gotta run."
"Catch you next week." I said as she left.
The class only met once a week, so I had seven long days until I'd see her again. I don't know why, but she intrigued me. There was a mystery here, I just knew it.
I made sure I came early for the next class. I was hoping she'd already be there, and she was. "Hey, Eric."
"Privet Reyna." I replied. "I've never had someone to converse with in Russian, would you mind?"
"Not at all." She said. "Then, at least, I'll feel like I learned it for something."
From then on, before class, we would speak Russian, with her correcting any of my mispronunciations, or wrong word usages. In the coming weeks, the others in the class started referring to us as 'the mad Russians', which we both thought was hilarious. Eventually, we played mind games with them. (It was a Psych class, after all) Russian, on a good day, sounds sinister, but when you look at someone, say something in Russian, then chuckle, well, they think you're a KGB hitman. Even the Prof, with a degree in Psychology, was wary of us.
One evening after class, after our usual coffee and small talk, Reyna said. "Those dumb fuckers, they're scared to death of us, afraid we'll kill them in their sleep."
"Like we'd waste the time." I chuckled. "There's not enough brain cells in there to register as sentience." "If they're the 'future', were screwed."
I walked Reyna to her car. "Next week?" She smiled.
"You know it." I grinned. As I walked away, I heard the familiar sound of a car trying to start with a bad battery. Rapid fire clicking, slowing to silence.
"FUCK!!!" I heard Reyna scream, pounding on the steering wheel. "NOT AGAIN!!"
Returning to her car, I knocked on the window, nearly scaring her shitless. "Damn!, sorry, can I help?"
"I fucking HATE this piece of shit." She seethed.
"Let me have a look." I said. "Mind popping the hood?"
Reyna got out and stood beside me as I looked over the engine bay of her car. "Well, what's the verdict?" She asked.
"Well, I don't know if the battery is dying, or maybe the alternator isn't keeping up." I explained. "I don't have any of my tools with me." "I'm off tomorrow, I can look at it then, if you want?"
"I'd forgotten you said you were a mechanic." She laughed. "Bit of a step down from the stuff you're used to though."
"Nah." I grinned. "Car's a car." "Truthfully, everybody thinks those supercars are great, but they're expensive to maintain, temperamental and not very reliable." "Look good parked at the side of the road though."
"Seriously." She smiled, touching my arm. "I'd really appreciate it."