I cursed silently as I watched Steve Jennings being sent out from the match with fourteen minutes of play left. Language that was now colored with Brit slang, thanks to my sojourn to the airport pub last night with my veddy British cameraman, Phil Baker to catch the redeye out of JFK. The network's little idea of a joke, a form of malicious payback for my reluctance to make a fool of myself professionally.
Phil is pleasant enough but with a thick cockney accent I have trouble understanding. When the network I pimp for, (sorry I am not happy with my present circumstances), was looking for someone to cover the inter-league semi-final game between Manchester and the wunderkinds of Liverpool, I was not their first choice. Neither was it mine.
I fought vehemently to stay in New York. I do research and human interest stories predominantly, what do I know about soccer? Nothing! I was their fourth choice, after Tom "I Look in Every Mirror I See" Hastings was sidelined with the flu, Sonya Nash went out early on maternity leave and Hal Smith refuses to fly outside the US. Since he had an unfortunate incident with a Malaysian flight attendant and a misunderstanding about pickles. Don't ask, it isn't as scandalous as it sounds. By default you find me here seething on the sidelines.
So I found myself purchasing Soccer for Dummies, with 36 hours to get to England and show the world I could be an effective reporter in a sport that excited me about as much as golf. I much preferred baseball, American football and tennis. Jet lagged, lost luggage and a treacherous arrival at my hotel via a crazed jabbering Armenian cab driver, I was not amused to say the least.
With only an hour to purchase outrageously pricy duds and hygiene products in the boutique, and a lukewarm shower, (grrrr), I arrived at the stadium with minutes to spare. My credit card has been sorely abused. My editor screaming into my cell phone that I was to get as many individual interviews as possible including the aforementioned Jennings. Schmuck, I thought, as I trudged the sidelines in black heels and smart little business suit in black more suited to an evening at an out of the way expensive restaurant, involving menus without prices.
Now the ponce had gotten himself red carded. Suddenly a faint light bulb went off in my head⦠I could hit the locker room early and get a head start without anyone else! Damning the consequences and leaving Phil wandering the field as I excused myself to the loo, I entered the oh so hallowed hallway leading to the players' quarters.
No one was about, as they were still on the field minus one player, my quarry. My heels clicking against the concrete I looked around, not even curious as to the state of men's minds and belongings prior to the game. I wasn't a rookie and this wasn't my first locker room. I could hear water running and steam was coming from the direction of the showers. Impatient, I pursed my lips seeing that my perfectly oval nails had somehow gotten chipped in my pre-flight panic. Something else to castigate the powers that be about. I unbuttoned my jacket as it was hot in here, letting it fall open naturally and undoing the top button of my blouse. The water stopped and I mentally prepared some of my questions for the towel clad man who would be rounding the corner at any minute.
I was wrong. He arrived sans towel, well he had a towel, but he was briskly rubbing his hair with it. I lost my train of thought at the sight of his gorgeous body. A very fine specimen of manhood approaching.
"Ahem." I cleared my throat to get his attention. Startled eyes found my now amused ones. I hadn't failed to notice the lean, wiry body that was being presented to me.
Powerful legs that could eat up great distances were striding towards me a mixed look of anger and disbelief on his face. I didn't get to finish my leisurely perusal and I felt flushed.
"Who are you? Never mind!" He snapped. "What're you doing here is a better question."
"Hello. My name is Marie Meriwether and I am a reporβ¦" I never got to finish, as he grabbed hold of my upper arm.
"No reporters! God! You people are unbelievable. The United States may tolerate this nonsense, but we are more civilized. Now get your scrawny butt out of here!"
Scrawny butt? Obviously he hadn't truly looked, as my butt is rounded and full. I huffed silently. "Hey! Let go of my arm, you brute!" I wobbled on my heels. "I meant no offense. I'll leave, but I won't be manhandled."
He actually had the grace to blush as he let go. He quickly wrapped the towel around his middle too. Too bad, as I hadn't been done viewing. "Sorry. Having a bit of a bad day here. The referee shouldn't have sent me out." I let his British accent wash over me. Pure sin. I have a thing for cultured British and Australian accents, truth be told.
"Well if you are doing this to me, then I can't imagine why the ref would do that!" The sarcasm was evident in my voice. I rubbed my arm and tried to look wounded figuring I could use it as leverage. I was failing miserably as I wasn't really hurt and I was more indignant than anything, forgetting conveniently of course that I had invited myself here.
"Ok." I breathed slowly. "Let's start again. I am Marie Meriwether. I work as a researcher for the most part, but am here to do interviews. I apologize for catching you off guard." I wasn't really, but how was he to know?
He grudgingly accepted my apology. "You have cheek girl. Let me think about this while I get dressed." He waved a hand vaguely to indicate I was to turn around. I gladly obliged, wondering at the faint stirrings of something teasing my mind. Geez Marie! Stop! You are here to work. Still I hadn't gotten rid of the image of him charging towards me, full on, naked. I would have to remember it for later when I was alone in my hotel room.
***** Steve wasn't perplexed that she was a reporter, more so as to where the attendant who usually guarded the entrance was. Probably bribed him, he thought grimly to himself. He was having none of it. He would politely answer her questions and send her on her way. He definitely was not in the mood for some bird to further bruise his ego.
Shite! How could he have gotten himself tossed? The referee was a pie eyed slug. Mentally he was beating his head softly against the locker when he picked up on something in his unconscious memory. She had been peanut smuggling when she had been talking to him! Hmmmβ¦he thought maybe there were some possibilities there. No! No! No! She's a ponced up mouthpiece who could cause trouble for him. He had more to protect here than his reputation.
He dressed casually and rapidly, now anxious to get it over and done with. He stuck his feet in his loafers and wandered back over to her. She'd used the time to look at articles on his team and some of their trophies in the case.
"Well? Ask your bloody questions. I need to leave." His tone was not friendly and I frowned, as I pulled my tablet from my purse along with a pen. Get it over with Marie, and move on. He's barely cooperative. The other players would have more manners and personality, at least I hoped so. I refrained from asking him where he was off to, as his eyes were opaque and closed to my inquisitive look.
"I know you are the team's striker. What is so important about that position, and how badly will it affect them that you are out now?"
"You've got brass. You know babe, if you are going to bang me off with dumb questions, this interview is over before it begins."
Dismayed I raised my eyes from my pad and looked at his. His were blazing with anger again and I didn't know what I had done. "I am sorry." I managed to mumble. "I tried to learn about soccer on the plane from a book but I guess it didn't take. I didn't mean to offend you again."
Steve had trouble looking away from her dewy blue eyes sincerity radiating from them and decided to soften his tack. Sighing heavily, he pinched the bridge of his nose. "Look, I am sorry. Now that I am off the field there are a few things I need to take care of. How about I give you a lift to your hotel and you can ask your questions on the way? And I should stay out of Coach's sight for now."