College With a Cane
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Freshmen Year, Part 5
Many thanks to MissBoePeep for her editing help! In addition, I'm humbled by your votes, dear readers. And for giving Part 4 of this series enough votes to get that chapter the H of "Hotness"!
Finally, I'd like to give a shout out to RaleighBoy and Peterspeter -- I hope you both don't mind me referencing your ongoing stories set in the college environment in this story.
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Mohinder, Jake and Pablo had caught Donna and me in an intimate moment. Even if that intimate moment was just a kiss. We did not need to explain too much, and the fact was that all five of us were too hungry to talk at the moment. So, we all walked upstairs to Clancy's, the name we'd come to call our small liberal arts college's dining hall. Nobody really remembers how The Marketplace came to be called Clancy's, some say that the comfort food section of the buffet used to be called Clancy's. Others believe that the first cordon bleu trained chef was named Clancy.
At any rate, each of us gathered what we wanted for breakfast and found a table.
Before anybody said anything else, Pablo turned to Jake and Mohinder. "Dudes, you both owe me $10 bucks. We'll have to tell everyone else too that I won the pool for when Erik and Donna would start dating."
"Don't remind us," Mohinder sighed. He turned to me. "Why couldn't you have waited for another week, man?"
I snorted my glass of milk through my nose. It was hilarious, even Donna laughed at my reaction. I quickly pulled myself together and retorted, "I'm sorry, you should have sabotaged that pipe to break a week later. It's not my fault. Pablo's probably to blame; I bet he knows a lot about pipes and shit like that. He's
Mexican
!"
At that comment, it was Pablo's turn to laugh uncontrollably. He knew I was joking; our group of friends was really multicultural. "Dude, I'm not Mexican! I'm Argentinian!"
"Whatever," Jake replied. "So anyway, you were going to tell us all about it?"
"There's not much to tell," Donna said, taking a sip of coffee. "That pipe burst, Erik helped me clean up and bring some of my stuff into his and Sean's room. Then we went to sleep."
"Ooooh!" the group teased. "Bow-chicka-bow-wow!"
Donna only rolled her eyes and continued, "...In separate beds."
"Awww!" came the disappointed reaction of our friends.
"Shut up, Jake, we're not all man-whores like you!" I shot back. "And you're in steady relationships with your boyfriend!"
"Yeah man, we get it regularly! And we all knew that you and Donna would be perfect for each other, that's why we made the pool. Everybody put in $10 and got to pick a week. Whoever was closest to the week you two finally got together without going over would win the pot."
Donna coughed and brought the attention back to her story. "Anyway, gentlemen, when Er had woken up, I had moved to his bed... And honestly, it was only because Sean's bed is freeeeeezing! But, that was the catalyst, cuddling Erik just felt right, you know? And since we were so close anyway, kissing, snuggling and holding him made me feel safe."
"Awww," the guys cooed, sincerely mocking us.
"She had to make the first move, of course," I reassured them. "I know you guys had told me a million times that it was clear that Donna liked me, but I guess I didn't believe you because you'd always tease me about our sleeping arrangement. I thought it was all part of the gag."
"Speaking of gag," Jake started. "Did... you know?"
I blushed. Donna blushed. And Mo and Pablo also blushed. "Dude, you don't just ask somebody that over breakfast!" Mo said.
"No, it's okay," Donna said sighing. She squeezed my thigh under the table. It was my right thigh -- the leg with my nerve damage. I winced slightly, trying not to show the accidental pain she caused me, and hoped nobody else saw it. "No, we didn't, for your information," she continued, "We're going to take things at our own pace. We have to do things that feel right for both of us at the time."
I smiled, pushing the pain of my leg to the back of my mind as best I could. "Y'see, Jake, some of us don't immediately want to jump in the sack. Some of us want to actually get to know our dates. That thing you do with that club is your business, but it's not for everybody, man."
"I know, man, I know. And that reminds me, the picnic is today at around noon so you can see if you'd be a good fit for the
club
. Remember to just be yourself; I'm sure you'll make the cut!"
Jake was part of this off-campus club. We weren't supposed to know about it as outsiders, but one night while drunkenly playing some videogames, Jake blurted out that he had joined a club designed to give busy students a way to date other equally busy students. That all seemed innocent enough, until we learned that it also was designed for these busy students to basically meet for dates guaranteed to end with sex. Once Mo heard about the club, he kept pestering Jake to let him join. It looked like today was the picnic where all the prospective members would be given the opportunity to chat with all the other members and for those members to judge whether or not the prospective members would indeed be a good fit for the club. The following day, those members would be voted in or out. We all had our fingers crossed that Mo would make the cut -- as a pre-med student he had very little free time. Sure, when he wasn't studying, he was usually blowing off steam with the rest of us playing video games, but he could really use some stress relief, if you catch my drift!
"Anyway," Pablo said, getting us back on track, "So, are you two, you know?"
"Boyfriend and girlfriend?" I asked rhetorically. "Yes," I put my arm around her and pulled her close next to me. "Yes, I'd say we're happy calling each other that. What do you think, Donna?"
She kissed my cheek and smiled like none of us had ever seen her smile before. She didn't need to say anything, the glow around her told the whole story. She was my girlfriend and I was her boyfriend, there was absolutely no question of that.
"Well, I hope it all works out for the best, buddy," Pablo said, grabbing his tray. "I got to get to weight room, are you going to be around the track today?"
"I think so, but I'm not sure," I told him also grabbing my tray. He took it from me, and stacked it on his; it was gestures like these that I always appreciate. It's difficult to do many remedial tasks due to my nerve damage in my leg. Even tasks you wouldn't think would be difficult. The fact is, using a cane to walk leaves me not only with one bad leg, but also with only one hand to work with, so carrying stuff can be really difficult, especially unwieldy things like trays. "Um, what time's practice this afternoon?"
Pablo and I talked about track for a little bit while we bussed out trays to the conveyor belt they go on for the college's staff to clean up. Even though it was February and track season did not start until March, the coach already had the athletes training so they'd be ready to rock for the first meet. I told him I'd try to come down and watch him throw, but it depended on how my pain was. He said he understood and we walked back over to the table. He grabbed his athletic bag and went off to the weight room.
Mo and Jake said they had to get going too. They had to get ready for their picnic. After they left I told Donna that I thought it would be pretty interesting to be a fly on the wall (or in the egg salad) for that picnic. She laughed and said it was time for us to go too. She grabbed her tray and we were on our way back to my dorm room (which was now also hers for the time being).
On the way we stopped by the student health center for some free condoms. One of the awesome perks about going to a health-conscious college!
*****
She and I lay back down on my bed. I had already taken off my jeans I wore to breakfast and put on a pair of athletic shorts. I could tell she was looking at my leg again, but tried not to let it get to me. If she really did want to be my girlfriend, she would have to hear the whole story sooner or later. I sighed and rolled to my side, so we could look face to face.
"Where do I begin?" I wondered out loud.
"Why don't you start where you feel comfortable," she suggested.
"Alright, well I guess we'll go from the car accident. I was on my way to a track meet... Actually, it was our league finals. I was at a stop sign, waiting my turn to go. The guy behind me was not. I could see him coming up on me, and I knew he was going to hit me. I kept my right leg firmly pressing the break and slammed on my horn so everyone around would know something was up. He tried to swerve, or at least I think he did. It might have just been him swerving while driving from being drunk, though.
"Anyway, he hit the back of my Prius. Hard. My pole vault poles came off the roof rack and flew all over the intersection. My emergency jack flew from the trunk and ended up in the back seat. Don't ask me how that happened; I'm no physics major. Obviously, the police and paramedics were called. The other driver tried to run, but he ended up driving over some of my poles, causing him to blow out a tire. He ended up hitting a tree and totaling his car. He still ran from the accident, but the po' was able to catch him easily enough.