"Oh not so bloody clever now are we," said Mike waving the revolver around the room, but at Chris mostly. Cathy trembled, Mike was insane and insane people are extraordinarily dangerous, especially when they have old looking guns.
"All right Mike, I think you've made your point." Said Chris watching the gun and not Mike.
"On your knees," said Mike with a quite evil grin, "Yes... yes," he said sniffing and waggling the gun to reinforce his point, "Knees!"
"Fuck you," said Chris, "If you're going to shoot me, you shoot me where I stand and while I look you in the face."
"Don't make this harder than it has to be," shouted Mike, "Catherine..." said Mike with a twitch, "Yes, there will be none of this Cathy nonsense anymore, your name is Catherine, yes, Catherine... he wagged the gun at her wardrobe, "get something to tie his hands."
She looked at Mike and at Chris, seeing what Mike had missed, Chris pressing buttons on his phone without having to look. The cavewoman in her had still to lay down.
"Mike?" she said standing and walking from the bed to stand by Chris, "Fuck you, and the club and my mad fucking sister-in-law, fuck the lot of you." She thought she could just hear a tinny voice from Chris's phone, and put an arm around Chris, "If you're going to shoot Chris," she said loudly, "then you might as well shoot me too, I won't want to live in a world without him."
"No... Nooo," Mike whined, "You've got to marry me, ME! I promised Brian! Brian would have wanted it, we look after Colleen, Daniel joins the army. Don't worry, I'll by him his first pint when he's eighteen, Brian would have wanted that."
Cathy looked at Mike with the kind of hatred in her eyes that Chris had never seen before. If she had any kind of sympathy for the man, it was hard to see it now. Cathy sighed. "Mike, this is over now, put the gun down and go home."
"Noooo," he whined, "we're going to get married! We're all going to live together - wasn't going to be in this house mind, but I'll manage," His hand began to shake a little bit.
"Mike, put the gun down before it goes off by accident, you could hit Catherine." Mike swung the gun across to point it at Chris again, shaking even more. "Mike, take your finger off of the trigger, along the side of the trigger guard, you remember the drill."
Mike slid his finger out from around the trigger and alongside the weapon. Evidently this reference to his army days was something he could respond to. Chris and Cathy both breathed a sigh of relief, and Mike picked up on it.
"I know what you are trying to do," said Mike his finger back on the trigger, "Get me off my guard, I don't know what they taught you at SAS school but I ain't falling for any of it."
"Mike, I didn't do any of the bursting through doors shit, I was long range recon and pretending to be a tree for six weeks, I was taught to escape and evade, not dressing in black and embassy doors nonsense. Please, put the gun down, neither of us wants Cathy hurt do we?"
"Her name is Catherine!" Mike snarled, starting to feel more confident.
"Mike, why do you have the gun," Cathy asked.
"Just in case," said Mike with a grin, "good job I had it wasn't it? Huh?"
"Just in case of what Mike?" said Cathy, "Did you come out planning to shoot someone?"
Mike stared at her crossly, but couldn't answer, only managing a hasty, "Be quiet or you'll feel the back of my hand again,"
He looked at Chris with real anger in his eyes. "My gun; got it from Brian, might not have left me anything special, but he gave me this, so I could get what's mine! On... your... knees!" he slowly growled at Chris.
"Fuck... You..." said Chris equally slowly and with derision.
Flustered and confused, Mike pointed the old revolver at Chris, Cathy closed her eyes hugged Chris's arm tighter. Mike's hand wavered slightly but then raised, his arm at 45 degrees.
It was the moment Chris was waiting for; Cathy felt Chris's arm whipped from her as he grabbed Mike's forearm keeping the gun pointed to the ceiling while at the same time head butting the sadly deluded man on the bridge of his nose, before driving his right knee hard into the other man's groin.
Mike collapsed to the floor straight down, and Chris had only to slip the revolver out of his weakened hand as he fell.
Mike could not speak, and blood poured from his nose onto the pale carpet. His shoulders heaved as he sobbed hard, from both the pain of his face and testicles, and of his shattered dreams.
"In the British Army don't they say you should never to kick a man while he's down? Well, in the regiment we never went by the rules..." With a cruel look on his face, Chris pulled his foot back and hefted a vicious kick into Mike's stomach. Mike wept louder, and Cathy gasped.
Chris put the phone to his ear,
"Hello Police? Did you get any of that?"
Evidently his 999 call had gotten through to the emergency operator who had passed the call straight to the police and they were all busy trying to trace the location of the call having heard the talk of guns and shooting people. They were two streets away so Cathy unlocked the bedroom door and ran down the stairs to wait at the front door. She heard the whoop of the sirens and seconds later saw the cars and their flashing blue lights.
Upstairs Chris was knelt by Mike's weeping, bloodied face,
"And if you ever come anywhere near Cathy or any of our children, so fucking help me I will kill you. I will tear you limb from fucking limb, and rip out your worthless heart while it's still beating if you ever come close to my family again!" Chris could feel the tears of rage on his cheeks and stood, stepping back from the sad little man before he hit him again. To his relief, seconds later he heard the police sirens, and running feet seconds after that. He wiped his face with the sleeve of his shirt.
The officers hoisted Mike to his feet cuffing his hands in front of him so he could still hold his agonised balls. A sergeant held up a clear evidence bag, "I'll take that if you don't mind, Mr..."
"Morris sarge, Chris Morris," Chris handed the gun to the sergeant, pistol grip first, who clicked a lever and the revolver's chamber popped out to the side.
"It's an old Webley," said the Sergeant, "Early World War two vintage I would say, Oh look, only got empty .38 cartridges in it." The sergeant pushed in a pin and three brass cases fell into the bag, he then let the gun, still broken, drop in next. "OK Mr and Mrs Morris, we are going to take Mr Stafford to the hospital, then to the police station. It might be worth you popping along to accident and emergency yourselves, just for a check-up you understand. Are you going to be at home tomorrow? Only we'd like to take a few statements, OK?"
"Yes sergeant, no problem," said Chris, "what time?"
Photographs taken of the room, Cathy's red cheek and the blood on the carpet, the police cars pulled away, Mike Stafford safely caged in the back of a large Ford Transit. Chris walked back into the house and trudged up the stairs.