Bonnet
Copyright oggbashan March 2022
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
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Two weeks ago, Cecily, walking her dog through a local small wood, came across a body. She thought it was female, dressed in a Victorian' maid's costume with a large bonnet reversed on the head.
She pulled her dog away to the edge of the wood and rang the police who arrived with an ambulance in ten minutes.
The ambulance paramedic confirmed that the person had been dead possibly for some hours, Cecily was interviewed but couldn't tell the police much except that she had found the body where it was, and she hadn't touched it. She had been too busy trying to keep her dog away.
It was reported in the local paper with few details except that the body was male, not female, and had been restrained before death.
But the village gossip machine was in full flow. They said that the body was Alex Smithers, a local widower in his seventies. The maid's uniform had been, or was similar to, one that had been used in last year's production of Don Pasquale by the amateur operatic group. Their wardrobe mistress had been interviewed at length and yes, they had had about twenty maid's costumes for that production but only had three now. The others had been placed in the local clothes recycling bin about nine months ago. The three they had kept were still in the store.
The bonnet? Cecily described it. It was a poke bonnet covered in black possibly silk, The body's face had been deep in the bonnet that covered the whole head. There had been a thick black veil over the back of the head and the bonnet had been tightly tied on the head with long black satin ribbons. If we had been in Victorian times, it would probably been a mourning bonnet, but it looked new, not an antique.
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It was during the significant Covid restrictions when we should all have been self-isolating. That made the Police's enquiries difficult. They leafletted the village with several questions:
1, Had anyone seen Alex Smithers during the previous week?
2. The body had been transported to where it was found in a wheelbarrow -- make given. But the local ironmonger had sold twenty in the previous six months at a low price, a stock he had bought when another shop went bust.
3. The person pushing the wheelbarrow had been wearing galoshes, or rubber overshoes, size ten. Again, the ironmonger had sold many of them from the same source -- all size ten.
4. Alex's hair had been roughly cut. During lockdown no barber or hairdresser could work. It was unlikely that Alex had done it himself because he had arthritis in his hands. Had anyone cut Alex's hair?
5. The leaflet had a picture of the bonnet. Had anyone seen such a bonnet before? It had been made with modern materials over a wickerwork shape that had been made recently.
The village gossip machine complied all the answers from those who were willing to share.
Question 1. No one, except the postman, had seen Alex for six days before his body was found. The postman had delivered a parcel four days before Alex's death, had put it on the ground and rung the doorbell. Alex had come to collect it.
Question 2 Wheelbarrow. Everyone who had similar wheelbarrows still had them and none showed signs of having been used on a muddy path.
Question 3. Every pair of galoshes were accounted for.
Question 4. Haircut? No one admitted to cutting Alex's hair. He had been a loner before Covid and there was no one close enough to him to cut his hair.
Question 5. Bonnet. No one had seen it before, but we all thought it had been well made with skills that few of us could emulate. The cloth covering it? Yes. Several were skilled seamstresses. But the wicker frame? We knew no one who could produce such a complicated wicker construction. Our grandmothers might have been able to, and the materials were at hand by the river, but wickerwork had become obsolete.
The coroner's inquest began the following week and adjourned very quickly. All we knew was that Alex had been murdered by person of persons unknown and had bene dead for some time before he was moved to the wood. The police were obviously withholding some details.
That was it. The gossip machine started producing some unlikely conspiracy theories. What was the motive? Money? Alex had little except that he owned his house. His nephew in Australia would inherit but that nephew had been in Sydney continuously during the month before Alex's death. Jealousy? Unlikely. Alex had no women friends or even any real friends. He had acquaintances and neighbours. He was polite but distant. Rage? We couldn't see anyone getting worked up about Alex. He was just too colourless to arouse any strong feelings.
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Personally, I was more worried than most of the others. For them it was an interesting topic of discussion, but they didn't feel threatened that a murderer was among them. But I felt my similarity to Alex. Like him, I am a widower, living alone. Unlike him, I have women friends, some willing to offer benefits. I have more friends but during Covid I felt very lonely.
Out of the blue, Rebecca rang me.
"James? How do you feel about Alex's death?" she asked.
"Worried," I replied. "I can't see any reason to kill Alex and I see too many similarities between him and me."
"You're not a loner like Alex."
"Since Covid? I'm not so sure. I see so few people."
"I know things I shouldn't, and I won't share with the village, but if you feel that way perhaps you ought to know, James."
"How do you know?"
"My daughter works in the coroner's office. She shouldn't have, but she told me."
"Told you what?"
"More unreleased details about Alex's death."
"OK. So, what are they?"
James? 1. Alex was given some drug, as yet unidentified, before his death. They think it was a veterinary muscle relaxant. He would have been temporarily paralysed. 2. Under the maid's costume his legs were strapped with leather belts above his knees and around his ankles. 3. Inside the maid's dress he was wearing a waist apron. The streamers were tightly tied around his wrists. There is bruising, evidence that he struggled against those ties. 4. He was blindfolded by the bonnet. There were traces of his saliva on the lining in the depths of the hood. But he was also gagged under the bonnet presumably later since his saliva was in the bonnet's lining. Again, there is some indication that he shook his head violently, distorting the wickerwork but he should still have been able to breathe through the silk. And 5. He was wearing a condom and had ejaculated. There is a woman's DNA on the outside of the condom. The police will be taking DNA samples from every village woman next week."