I need to say a huge thank you too a couple of friends who helped me with editing and story development. Robyn, Steve and Randi, all helped to try and create something even mildly readable.
This is a long story.
The day started badly for me: the sun was shining the skies were cloudless and blue. I was at the golf course waiting for some friends to turn up. I was revved up and ready to go, but my mates were late, I kept glancing at my watch, waiting expectantly. loitered by the first tee, watching groups teeing off, when my phone rang.
Lenny, my mate's, car had broken down and they weren't turning up.
As I wandered around, I figured what the hell, it's a nice day, I'll just play the course by myself. As I waited for the group in front of me to tee off, a rather sexy velvety smooth voice asked, "Would you like some company?"
I turned to see a diminutive but very attractive woman taking the cover off her driver. When I didn't respond straight away, she said, "I am here by myself, as well. Just thought you might like somebody to keep you company."
Thinking about it, I shrugged my shoulders. "Yeah, why not." I reached out my hand to shake hands, "I'm Carl."
She accepted my handshake, "I'm Belle
As the group headed away, I pulled out my driver as well. The first tee was long, 450 yards from the men's tee.
Now I'm not the world's best golfer: I play of an eight handicap. I lined up to play down the left side as the fairway had a dog leg. After a few warm-up swings, I lined up and played a pretty decent drive for me; about 220 yards, and it stayed on the fairway, giving me a reasonable shot for my second.
As Belle walked past to place her tee, she complimented me. "Nice shot." She was placing her tee on the men's marker. I said quickly, "You can play from the woman's mark."
She gave me a little smile before replying in that sweet syrupy chirpy voice. "No, I'm happy to play with you. It is for fun, right?"
I shrugged. "Yes, of course, it's your call."
I watched sneakily as she warmed up. Her figure was incredible, sleek but powerful. I could see the muscles in her thighs as she swung to and fro in her warm-up.
Then crack, the sweet sound of the driver hitting the sweet spot. Her tee shot was a blinder; holy shit, her drive exceeded mine by at least ten yards and it was perfect.
It was her swing, oh my god. It was a thing of sheer beauty. I noticed as she swung her short skirt rode up, exposing more of her incredibly shapely thighs. My heart rate went up a smidgen as I licked my lips.
Sliding my driver into my bag, I offered her my compliment, "Wow, great shot."
She smiled. "Thanks, yeah it was okay. So Carl, do you play much? That was a pretty good shot."
Shrugging, I said, "Nah, I get out about maybe twice a month if I'm lucky. What about you? Do you play much?"
She grinned knowingly. "Yeah, a bit. I get out as much as I can."
As we walked off, she asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm an architect, nothing special. What about yourself?"
"Nothing as fancy as that," she teased.
For the second shot I pulled out my three-wood, the green was still at least 200 yards away. I played another reasonable shot, although it faded and I ended up in the rough. Belle, who was a further ten or so yards, whipped out her five-wood and played the most magnificent shot. Unlike mine, it sailed straight and true, straight up the middle to roll to the edge of the green.
I looked on in awe, I had never played with a woman before, and I was expecting her to be worse than I was I certainly wasn't expecting her to be longer.
As we walked off, she asked, "Do you live locally?"
"Yep, home town boy, born and bred. What about you?"
She nodded, "Yeah my parents moved here when I was about ten. I moved away for work, I am back for a visit."
She went on to explain her folks were retired and had a place down by the beach, only a stone's throw from the course. She was really warm, and the conversation flowed easily. I'm not much of a talker, in fact I'm a bit of an introvert, but she managed to drag conversation out of me easily.
As I lined up my chip onto the green, I tightened up a little. I liked Belle, but I didn't want to lose to a woman. I overplayed the shot, leaving the ball laying on the far side of the green with a putt of about twenty yards.
Belle lined up her putt and played a wonderfully weighted shot, leaving about a four-foot final putt. Feeling the tension and having overplayed my previous shot, I choked and the ball rolled feebly towards the hole. Still a twelve-foot putt. She sank her putt and I took another putt to sink mine.
As we walked to the next hole, I was pleased to see it come into view. It was my favourite hole on the course. It was a par three and only 195 yards. Belle pulled out her seven iron, dropped the ball and nailed a beautiful shot right to the edge of the green, it faded a little, ending up on the right side.
I decided on a five iron, my favourite club. I couldn't loosen up, my muscles felt tense. I could feel her eyes boring into me as I lined it up. I sliced a terrible shot, ending up in the rough, but at least I missed the huge bunker.
As we walked on, she sighed, with the hint of a smirk. "Bad luck."
It wasn't said maliciously: most of my mates would have been much harder on me, but from her it felt harsh. I played a horrible chip shot and ended up on the edge of the green. Nothing was working. Belle chipped on ending up only a couple of feet from the hole. I played a pretty good putt leaving a little tap in. When I went to place my marker, she smiled. "Don't bother, I'll give you that."
She putted easily and we walked on. As miserable as I felt about getting my arse kicked by a woman, she was so engaging that the conversation flowed and I found out she lived in Auckland, and was only going to be in town for about seven days.
She kept dragging my story out. Yes, I was single, no girlfriend, owned my own place. She explained she moved around a lot with her job and spent way too much time on the road in hotels. By the halfway stage I had come to grips with the fact I was not only going to lose, but I was getting my arse kicked. To make it worse, she started offering me advice, do this, do that. God damn it, if it wasn't bad enough getting beaten, I had to put up with her advice.
It was starting to get a bit galling. I, of course, ignored all her advice. In hindsight I probably should have taken it.
We ended up back at the clubhouse and she asked, "Coming in for a drink?"
I laughed, "Yeah, I suppose it's going to be my shout."
She nodded in amusement, "Sure is, don't worry, I'm a cheap date."
"Date, is it," I mumbled.
Her confident teasing glance said more than words. We found a table and I ordered some food and got her the tequila sunrise she asked for, grabbing myself a beer.
When I returned to the table, she was relaxing with a glass of water. As I approached the table, I took stock; she was a very pretty woman, about twenty five or so, a few years younger than I was. Her long blonde hair was pulled back tightly in a pony tail, and now that she had removed her cap and sunnies, it exposed beautiful bright hazel eyes. Her makeup was minimal, not that she needed it, just a touch of lipstick.
As I sat down, she picked up her drink and took a sip. "Ahhhh, that hit the spot, thanks."
"So what is it you do when you're not hustling at golf?"
She laughed. "Hey that was no hustle, there were no bets."
"Yeah, I suppose that was a bit harsh. Where did you learn to play like that?"
"My dad is a mad golfer, and I used to go out with him from a young age. He was pretty good in his day."
Nodding, I said, "He must be." Just then the food arrived and we picked our way through the snacks.
After the second drink, she said, "Sorry, Carl, but I have to go. Mum is cooking a big dinner."
I stood up to pull her chair back. "No worries, it has been fun. Thanks for the game."
Her face was warm with that teasing coy grin she said. "You're right, it was fun; I enjoyed it. Thanks for the drink."
As we walked out to the cars, I helped her load her clubs in the boot and held her door open. As she reversed out of her parking spot, she leaned out her window, "You know, mum always cooks too much. If you're interested in a home cooked dinner?"
That brought a smile to my face. "I would love to."
I knocked on the door of a very posh house overlooking Tasman Bay, elevated, it had clear views right across the bay. The door was opened by a very attractive woman who was an older version of Belle. She smiled whimsically. "You must be Carl, come in, Belle said you might pop in for dinner."