April Acquires Two Lovers
By
Donald Mallord
Copyright September, 2023
9,500 MS Word Count
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Occasionally, you want to write and read something that rises above the 'smut' label or that cringe phrase, a 'stroker story.' I believe this is one such story. Its theme evolved from a 750-word tongue-in-cheek story for the National Nude Day event in 2023. This version expands the loving relationship between husband and wife and her evolving friendship with the mailman. The style attempted for this endeavor is more like the classic, descriptive-laced epics of romance writers from a long-past generation — still stamped with a Literotica handprint.
My thanks to Kenjisato, a Literotica editor, for his grammatical review and corrections.
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Fuming Before Breakfast
Damn him! That smug, handsome man swaggered out the front door just like he said he would. I watched his smooth-as-a-baby's-butt ass stroll down the sidewalk like he hadn't a care in the world. I tried to get him back, even pleaded for him to turn around and take back his ultimatum.
Earlier, clad only in my frumpy housecoat with its thread-worn ties hanging loose and my breasts freely accessible, I had cried out in a huff as I stood at the kitchen table, "Johnny, for goddamn sakes, don't make me do this!" I even stomped my bare feet in angst like a little pouty girl with her curly bangs bobbing as I shook. I was so mad.
He just smiled and watched, as my tits jiggled.
Then I screamed harsher words, trying to reason with him, but those stuck in my throat like gravel in a hen's craw; I was too choked up in despair to respond to his last words before he went out the door.
He just grinned that dazzling-white, dentist-ad smile and said, "Sorry, sugar. It's like this from now on!"
Earlier, I babbled in utter confusion over what he demanded, while he stood there looking in the hallway mirror, straightening his tie, and checking out his perfect mesomorphic physique. Damn him and his great looks! I felt a wave of guilt for trying to jinx him. It is, after all, one of the many reasons I married him. Mama had said we were meant for each other. Me looking like Doris Day, and him like Rock Hudson; except when much later in life, I had learned that that hunk was gay. Not that there's anything out of place being that way.
"The world has gone nuts, Johnny," I had declared earlier when he sprang the news on me; I stood staring at him so wide-eyed. My jaw must have dropped for over a minute like it does in bed for his pleasure when he has his 'Ph.D.' moments. No, not the educational one — you know — his 'Pretty hard Dick' moments.
"Peanut butter or almond butternuts?" he quipped. Then, he stood smiling his Colgate Toothpaste smile while watching my face turn red, and my eyes widened in shock at his declaration.
"Get with the times, honey," he breathed with a sigh, almost like it was an afterthought and I was some — prude.
I couldn't believe it. The look on his face — that damned million-dollar smile with his high cheekbones and ruddy-looking face that so matched his red tie this morning. He didn't even seem to care about how I felt about it. He just... kissed my cheek, turned, and walked out the front door, swinging that damn leather briefcase in his hand. Still sputtering, I watched him through the window, strolling down the sidewalk in his flip-flops to his shiny-new convertible, putting the top down, and driving out onto the street, like it was an everyday event.
He'd given me an ultimatum.
"Try it."
Try it, hell!
How was that supposed to work? Who does that kind of shit?
"Just try it once," he ordered, mocking my dismay with his hands over his eyes and feeling his way across the room like a blind man as though that gave me a clue and helped me feel any better. After calming down a bit, I did get his hint later. 'Act like no one would see.' I think that's what he was getting at anyway. I was still pissed.
I could feel my heart beating faster. I looked at myself in the mirror as he went out the front door — a frowning face stared right back, though still youthful and gorgeous, I figured, despite the pouty look. I'd been in a rush, grabbed my old, comfortable, frumpy housecoat earlier, and went to the kitchen. In my exasperation, staring at the mirror, I realized he hadn't even reached inside my open housecoat to play with my tits like usual as I vented against him. Damn, I needed coffee urgently before I showered and got dressed for work.
Crazy, right? The second year of marriage, and we just had our first ... Shit, was this happening? I needed coffee, dammit! I was past borderline pissed at that point.
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[Coffee is a stimulant; you're probably trying to tell me. But I'm not in the mood to listen if that's your advice.]
I needed it to calm myself down, as crazy as that sounded. Thank goodness Johnny had poured me a cup and left a blueberry muffin on a plate with two strawberries. At least that part of the world hadn't been turned upside down this morning. I sipped the dark-mellow roast blend, letting the aroma trigger the feel of coffee euphoria in my frazzled brain. My eyes closed, savoring it, and then I took a hearty swallow and replayed the morning again in my mind. How had it come to this?
"So, just put on something that makes you feel — in control," he had said when I objected earlier.
"No!" I declared as emphatically as a child being told to eat her peas at dinnertime.
"Not to the office, Johnny!" I cried when he ordered up his will over mine.
"Then somewhere!" he grew emphatic; that look on his face wasn't kidding. Despite my earlier vehement declaration, I knew he expected me to follow his ultimatum. Eventually, he knew I would, like a child, be eating my peas at dinner.
I love him too much not to. Besides, no peas, no dessert.
"You can do this," he whispered as he hugged and kissed me goodbye.
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"Wear something ..." I mused as I stepped out of the shower. "Wear what, and still meet his demands."
In a flash of inspiration, I remembered how everyone's eyes seemed to focus on my favorite sexy golden choker when I wore it. That was a real security blanket thing for me. It's the one Johnny likes the most — his favorite slutty roleplaying one. I searched for it in my jewelry box, slipped it on, and went to the full-length wall mirror by the front door. I sucked in my breath and froze, staring at myself. How the hell was this supposed to improve my confidence level?
"Like this?" I asked, staring at the youthful, curvy, calendar-quality woman in the mirror with her hands touching the golden choker around her neck. She looked shocked and frightened, as though someone had just said, "Your husband is cheating on you."
"Hell no!" I backed up from the mirror and turned away.
More coffee, maybe with something in it for my nerves. I returned to the kitchen, grasping the choker for added comfort. I couldn't ...
I looked at the clock again for the fourth time--almost nine o'clock. Too embarrassed, I called in sick to the office. It's not like they would criticize me for missing one day out of the year, right?
What now? Johnny's ultimatum was looming. I couldn't fail him. I loved him too much. I was petrified and planted myself on the couch, watching ... hell, I wasn't watching anything on TV. My mind was so focused on knowing Johnny was expecting me to comply that nothing on the screen registered, not even the damn thing about today's special day celebration.
I'd worked myself into a state of object anxiety and added another cup of coffee to hold that at bay. Then inspiration, again, struck gold; the mailman comes at a quarter past two. Maybe I could do this. It was just the mailman, not someone that I really knew. I could, right?
I could go out that far--just sixty feet. The front door camera would catch me, proof for Johnny, right?
One last look in the mirror. Breathing deeply, I stood there summoning up a girl's newfound courage.