A young woman is leaning against the bar, waiting to place her order. The bartender is all the way on the other side of the counter busy with what appears to be a large order. He has already given her a signal that he has seen her and will be there shortly, but she expects it to take a while.
Behind her she hears approaching footsteps and the next moment she feels that a large hand is placed on her buttocks over the fabric of her skirt. The hand may rest there for a second, and then a tall man stands beside her.
She looks at him from the side. 'You like to live dangerously, I guess,' she says, looking at him quizzically.
'I'm terribly sorry, it was an irresistible sight, I completely lost sight of the standards of decency.'
'You could say that, yes. What if I had punched you right in the face?'
'Then I would have collapsed, passed out on the floor and you would have had to call an ambulance for me. After which you would have joined me in the ambulance to the hospital to make sure I was okay.'
'Do you think?'
'Well, probably not the latter, but you would have called an ambulance for me, wouldn't you?' It sounds a bit uncertain.
'Of course, that would be the least. Considering standards of decency.'
He smiles. 'Again, I'm terribly sorry, can I buy you a drink by way of apology?'
She slowly nods in agreement. 'But why do you think I still won't...' she clenches a fist and pretends to lash out. She sees him backing away and she chuckles. 'Relax. But you're lucky I hurt my hand on the kitchen drawer this morning, because otherwise...'
'I right now would be suffering a black eye, I know. But then I would still have had the memory of...' He closes his eyes with an expression of delight.
She's laughing now, a sparkling, cheerful laugh, and very sexy, he thinks.
'Well,' she says, 'I like men who show initiative. With true contempt for death.'
The bartender finally approaches them and asks what they would like to order.
The man looks at her questioningly, 'I'd like a draft beer, please,' she says.
'For me too, please,' he adds and a little later two beers are placed in front of them.
'Cheers,' she says, 'to initiative with true contempt for death.' They raise the glass.
'May I invite you to sit down at a table, I would really like to continue this very unusual conversation,' he asks with a broad smile. She nods in agreement and they walk to a free table in the corner.
At the age of 34, Josie has already experienced a lot of special, and sometimes bizarre attempts to hit on her, but an approach like this is new, she thinks with amusement.
'I'm Jack, by the way,' he says when they're seated.
'Josefine,' she introduces herself, 'but Jo or Josie is also ok, I just can't promise I'll always respond to that.'
'On Josie?'
'On all three,' she gives him a challenging smile.
'Ah, right. Well Josie,' he looks at her for a moment, he sees she reacts, looks at him with interest, that's a good sign. What a special lady, he thinks with amusement, you won't get tired of her easily. 'Just to start with a classic pick-up line, do you come here often? I haven't seen you here before.'
'Oh yes,' she replies with a laugh, 'I come here regularly.'
'Really? You don't seem like the type, if you know what I mean,' he says hesitantly.
'Why not?'
'Well, I can't really put my finger on it but...'
'And yet you did, just now.' She looks straight at him. He's speechless for a moment. But there's that sparkling laugh again, it's contagious, he has to laugh too.
'But you're right, I'm here for other reasons. It's mainly because I'm a writer, and I like going to bars and the like to meet people. You would be amazed how much inspiration you get just by talking to people, no matter about what and with whom.'
'Don't you constantly suffer from being hit on? With your looks...' He looks at her appreciatively, the cheerful freckled face with the full lips, the sparkling blue eyes, framed by a large bunch of reddish blonde curls. Not to mention the beautiful body underneath, with enticing curves, big, firm breasts, long, shapely legs...
He hears her giggle, his eyes have drifted imperceptibly to her cleavage, talk about clichΓ©s. With difficulty he tears his gaze away from her bosom and looks at her guiltily.
'It's not too bad, that doesn't even happen very often, today for the first time in ages,' she looks at him with amusement, he blushes in response.
'So, you're a writer,' he quickly tries to steer the conversation back to safe ground, 'should I know you?'
She smiles, nice save, she thinks. 'It depends. Do you read detectives or thrillers?'
'Occasionally.'
'I write under the name Josie Harder; I have a detective series to my name and a number of thrillers.'
'Ah, then I think I've read one of your detective novels, a female snoop?'
'That's right! Gee, that hardly ever happens to me, that someone I meet actually knows my work!' She's totally beaming. 'Did you like it?' she asks with an uncertain look.
'I finished it, that means I liked it, I usually give up half way through if it's not engaging enough, or if it's poorly written,' he laughs, she seems happy with the compliment.
'And you, do you have a job?' she then asks.
'Yes, I work for a large transshipment company, a combination of planner and manager, challenging but very enjoyable work,' he answers, sounding enthusiastic, he clearly loves his job. She can't really relate to it, she's happy that she can live off her writing these days, she really enjoys the freedom she has, being self-employed. Of course, she has to work just as well, if there are no more books, the money flow will also dry up, but she does what she is good at and where her passion lies, and that's wat matters.
'And eh,' she asks hesitantly, 'are you in a relationship, married, children?' It's important to know at this stage, because she really likes him, with his dark brown curls, gray-green eyes and the expressive face that smiles so easily, it gives her a happy feeling just looking at him. The rest also is very appealing, she can see that he is quite muscular, slim and energetic, she wonders if his physical agility matches his verbal adroitness.
'One hundred percent single,' he declares, adding, 'my last steady relationship was three years ago, and I haven't met a suitable candidate since.' His eyes say: except now. Josie feels a blush come on.
'And you?'
'Same story, but that's also because I've traveled a lot, which is disastrous for building a lasting relationship.' When he looks at her questioningly, she continues, 'the traveling is off the table for the time being, I've gained enough inspiration for a whole series of books.' That's good to hear, he thinks, it would be very annoying if this attractive lady escaped him, he likes her a lot already. Josie can tell he's happy about it, she might even have changed her travel plans for Jack herself, she thinks with amusement.
The bar has gotten pretty busy by now, and what's worse, there's loud music blasting from the speakers, and not the kind that you might enjoy, Josie and Jack agree on that.
'If I promise to adhere strictly to the standards of decency,' suggests Jack, 'may I ask you to come to my apartment? It's quite near here, I can open us a nice bottle of wine.'
Josie has an appetite for that, she can hardly make herself understood, that's how loud the music is. And she is far from tired of Jack's company.
In a short time they have reached the entrance of Jack's apartment complex, it is indeed only a few minutes' walk. 'Stairs or elevator?' asks Jack.
'Stairs,' she replies, 'didn't really get much exercise today.' As she says it, she can feel Jack smiling.
'Decency standards?' she looks at him admonishingly.