The sun was poking in the window as I opened my bleary eyes. I knew straightaway that something was wrong. I just wasn't sure what.
My wife was away for a few days with the kids but that wasn't it and then I realised that it was simply that the sheet had got tucked up under my chest. I reached to straighten it. It was straight yet I could still feel this lump.
Slowly I lifted myself away from the bed and looked.
If I didn't know better it looked as though I had a pair of breasts!
I looked again, they were still there a nice pair of perky boobs were sitting there as I looked down my body!
I jumped out of bed in alarm and felt the weirdest sensation at the rapid movement, it was as though my chest had turned to jelly and was swaying around.
As I put my hands up instinctively to touch them, the nipples hardened under my touch and I felt a warm glowing at my loins only it wasn't accompanied by the usual tightening of blood vessels heralding an erection. This was more of warmth, a tingling and a sensation of lifting and opening. I tore my eyes from my newly acquired breasts and looked further down
WHERE THE HELL HAD IT GONE??
There was no sign of my usual 14", well ok I've been listening to the sound bite on my profile too much, but there was still no sign of my cock which like any good farmyard cock normally arose before me to greet the morning
All I could see was the usual mass of pubic hair, and NOTHING!!
Hurriedly I raced to the bathroom where there was a full-length mirror.
There looking at me was my face, unshaven and as ugly as normal but from the neck down was a body with curves and indents and breasts and horror of horrors the slit high on my pubic bone leading to ...my hand explored ...reaching to a very warm and moist pussy!
This was WEIRD
Was I dreaming?
Had I had a curse put on me
Even as I was thinking my fingers were acting as they always do when placed beside a pussy they were exploring and I could feel myself (?) becoming damper and damper, the tingling I had experienced earlier was becoming more and more acute, it was building inside me like a crescendo like a rush of babbling water and suddenly my body shook with this amazing sweet sensation gushing over me. I saw the blush over my (?) breasts and I realised I had just experienced a female orgasm
NEAT!! No mess just the pleasure. I licked my fingers, hey my pussy tasted pretty good.
I smiled , then I realised the full enormous impact of the situation, I had a woman's body , but I was a guy with mans work to do , mans pals , a marriage, a family , it HAD to be a dream .
That made me feel better, I could have fun with this dream just as long as the alarm didn't go off.
I was not going to dress as a woman no way but I certainly wanted to explore things a bit more.
I found my wife's box of tampons, Inserting one wasn't anywhere near as simple as I expected, eventually I decided to read the accompanying instructions, one leg raised worked for me, being wet already I found it slipped in easily enough the cotton wool covering being a little rough and tickly at first, then nothing, no sensation at all. Then the moisture from my orgasm kicked in I could feel it swelling, filling. I pulled it out, this was too weird.
I washed and shaved, having a wee was odd, nothing to hold and aim, boy the fun girls miss out on!!
I still hadn't had a good look so taking a small mirror I went back to the bedroom lay on the bed and examined myself, Yep it was a pussy a nicely shaped one too. What the hell was I going to do, a feeling of panic washed over me then I remembered it was only a dream wasn't it?
I dressed...in MY clothes!!