America's Favorite Blonde Bimbo, Hilda Humper stars in: "Wee Wee All The Way Home"
Written by Victor C. Nathan
Lately, carpool was Hilda Humper's favorite part of the day. For one reason, it was because she carpooled with all men. For another reason, it was because these men all "enjoyed" Hilda in very special and intimate ways that made their rides home more interesting and pleasurable. It almost made her glad that her car was in the shop for the week getting major tune-up and repair done to the engine. Since Hilda was carpooling with four men, all fellow faculty members, she was always situated in the back seat between two of them, so that they could have easy access to her buxom bosom and voluptuous body. The car was spacious and made their drivealong activities more comfortable. The men took turns driving every day and chose the longest routes to reach their destinations that were humanly possible. Today Hilda had just completed a grueling class teaching schedule and made her way to the school parking lot. She saw that the rest of the carpoolers had already gotten into the vehicle and were anxious to get going, and Hilda also knew that "coming" had a lot to do with their going too. Joe, the high school shop teacher, was begrudgingly driving today. Mike, who was one of the guidance counselors for troubled youth, was situated in the front passenger seat. John, who was the head maintenance man, and the always horny Doug, were sitting on the far sides of the back seat because it was their "turn" and they were waiting for their favorite tawdry teacher to get in the vehicle.
"Hi, Hilda," each of the men happily greeted her in turn as she opened the car door and slid into the back seat between the two that now sported wide grins.
"Hey, boys," Hilda said to her Taft And Adams frequent faculty fucks as she parked her plump round ass in the space right between them. "I hope we are taking the really long way home today, Joey, cause I had a stressful day in the classroom and I need to get me some fucking wee wee right fucking now."
The guys in the back seat grinned like sharks.
"Well, if you want some wee wee, Hilda, we've got some wee wee right here for you," the stocky John said smiling.
Hilda turned to look, and sure enough, he was right. Both he and Doug, who was one of the health teachers, were sporting very full erections, both of which were jutting from the mouths of their unzipped flies. Hilda giggled excitedly like a naughty cheerleader in heat as she took in the extremely large penises on either side of her.
"Oh, boys," Hilda crooned with a silly grin. "You guys sure know what a lady needs. How about I reach out and touch someone?"
With this, Hilda took a cock in each hand and began to stroke them very slowly. It was so enjoyable to her that she felt herself growing quite wet. John and Doug both moaned their approval and Joe started the car and pulled out of the parking lot. Hilda stroking some wee wees was hardly anything that surprised him. Yesterday she had pleasured his in myriad ways.
"You boys like that shit? Does that fucking shit feel good to your pee pee poles?" Hilda asked as she squeezed both their members and stroked faster. "I'd like something a whole lot right now for myself."
She knew that one of the two cocks would be her first volunteer and that she would surely enjoy it. It would be a bouncy, tingly good time for her and the first man whose lap Hilda decided to have a seat in. Miss Humper was so fucking horny.
"Oh, shit, yeah!" Hilda squealed excitedly as she still yanked John and Doug's cocks, getting them stimulated and ready for what she had planned for the lengthy ride home. "Mmmmmmmmm. I love big, long members. Gosh, your wee wees are both so fucking hard."
As Hilda Humper hornily jerked the men for a couple more minutes she was anxiously moving about in the seat. Hilda's enormous breasts jutted out, the fabric of her tight blouse hugging her massive mammaries. Her titties bobbed up and down as she dished out the hand jobs. But she knew that she needed more than just a wee wee in her hands. Miss Humper, as usual, wanted to feel a hard wee wee in her tight little cunny. Hilda wanted the usual jovial fucking frivolity of sliding her pretty round bottom up and down on the hard flesh of a stiff length, taking in every straight and protracted inch of pleasurable erectness.
"I need to get a wee wee in my cunny right the fuck now," Hilda declared, smiling as she pulled down the straps of her blouse until her two gigantic boobs dangled heavily into view, their triple J cup size astounding the guys in the car, regardless of the many, many times they had seen and enjoyed her orbs before. "Can I come sit on somebody's lappy and get something straight between us? I also need a man who knows how to give some pleasurable treatment to my big ol' mammies. My fucking girls need to get the stress worked out of them."
Hilda had used the joke about "something straight between us" a hundred times at least, but she still laughed like a horny schoolgirl cheerleader every time she uttered it, which was generally right before penetration.
"I can put something real big and straight between us, baby," Doug said, his hands reaching to touch Hilda's gorgeous oversized jugs that now bobbed ever so slightly on her chest. "Why don't you sit down in papa's lap, sugar? I know for a fact that you don't have any panties on under that little skirt."
"So what else is fucking new?" Hilda retorted, laughing as Doug pulled her up and into his lap, his hands grabbing her around her slim waist and sliding her next to the johnson that jutted from his groin area like a joystick on a video game console.
Doug felt the car jerk to a halt as the driver reached a stop sign. It was the same time that Doug pulled up Hilda's skirt and saw the blonde-haired patch near her sweet little pussy. Her blonde hair, the hair on her head, hung in his face. It was golden and beautiful to behold. It was almost as beautiful as the hot pussy that his fingers brushed past as he raised her skirt. Hilda lifted her round ass and slowly gripped his penis as she slid down onto it, cooing as it slipped snugly into her open labia.
"Oooooo. That feels good, Doug," Hilda cooed, kissing Doug on the cheek and smiling as one of his hands gripped her waist and the other, one of her now swinging titan titties.
Hilda grabbed the handle that was situated near the ceiling and directly above the right passenger door. She always called it her "Oh, shit!" handle because it was the handle she grabbed for when someone made too fast of a stop or took a turn too quickly. In this case Hilda always used the handle to pull herself up when she was wildly slipping and sliding up and down on a man's hard-on. She would pull her weight up from his penis by using the handle and then let go to slide back down, allowing the prick to push inside her to the absolute hilt. It was a pleasurable arrangement and did not put all the work on the guy, who otherwise would have to jerk her up and down as Hilda straddled his prick. In that way both Hilda and her fuck partner contributed to making the wee wee ride as fun as possible.
"Shit, Hilda," Doug said, kneading her basketball breasts as he thrust up into her lubricious honeypot. "You are so fucking tight."
"Oh, fuck, yes!" Hilda cried out wildly as, gripping the handle above the door, she rapidly rose and fell on Doug's large rod, bouncing pleasurably on his lap. "Oh, darling, your wee wee feels so fucking good inside me. Your wee wee is so very hard and long."
Doug, who was grunting and letting out forceful moans of effort, had both of his hands at Miss Humper's waist, making her bounce and slip on his large penis. Hilda's pussy was getting wetter and wetter, making the ride a smoother and more lubricated and slippery one for the both of them. It felt so good to Doug and he too cried out as her inner muscles gripped and squeezed his big erection, milking and stoking it to a fevered pitch of pleasurable tingling ecstasy. Their breathing was heavy and fast and the other men in the car gave each other knowing glances, each of them aware of how good it felt to be with Hilda and of the wild things that she could do with her pussy. John watched her cry and moan from the place where he was seated beside the furiously copulating pair, whose channel of sensation surged from where they were locked at the pelvis. Doug thrust up forcefully at the same time that Hilda slid back down and drove his cock up into her full hilt. Hilda screeched and cooed and cried with the force of their topsy turvy bouncy humping in an outburst that was all mixed up. The driver turned slowly onto a back road that would extend their journey for many extra and superfluous miles of top notch fucking.
"Oh, wee wee, wee wee!" Hilda begged, forgetting the "Oh, shit!" handle and placing her hands firmly on Doug's broad shoulders that were moving up and down with the rhythm of their thrusting. "Give me that motherfucking wee wee so fucking hard!"
And Doug surely did. He wheezed and grunted as he began to cause her to jump on his lap. Hilda looked like she was on a wild bucking bronco, trying to stay athwart it and win the prize. As Doug dicked her harder and faster, he watched with enjoyment as the buxom blonde's giant titties bounded up and down like fleshy basketballs. Doug's hands left Hilda's slim waist and went to her enormous boobs. His fingers kneaded and squeezed her ridiculously large assets as she steadily rode his largest asset. Doug played with her big and bouncy breasts as he fucked her so hard that her head almost smacked against the roof of the vehicle, which was a few inches above them.
"Oh, Hilda, baby doll," Doug managed to say in between his ragged labored breathing. "That feels so good."
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Fuck me!" Hilda squealed in sync to the big peter that slipped in and out of her tingling cunny. "Feels.....so.....like.....heaven!"
Hilda's voice trailed off as the waves of heated sensation and bliss gripped her, making her ride on his pee wee all that much faster. They both were nearing the brink where they would go from simple pleasure and topple into a free fall of sheer explosive orgasmic paradise. As the car hugged the turns, Hilda's sweet, luscious honeypot hugged and worked Doug's manhood, pushing him and her ever closer to the edge, to the cliff of orgasmic abandon that they would soon leap mindlessly from into the velvet arms of coital release. They were close to orgasm and they soon reached it, toppling into an overpowering plethora of carnal pleasures and sensations. Hilda bucked and cried and screamed while Doug still groaned and moaned his uninhibited satisfaction as he blasted upward into her canal.
"Oh, sweet motherfucking baby!" Hilda Humper squealed as the powerful repercussions of their coitus made her shake and quiver with sexual delight. "That....feels....so..........fucking.........goooooood!"
