Many thanks to Swedeq for his idea of unusual body parts and for giving me permission to exercise my imagination and create the following story.
Marsha was tired of being alone. She was 28 years old, unmarried, no boyfriend and horny as hell. Although she was pretty and of normal weight, she had unusual body parts, and after being naked with a man, well….after the novelty wore off, she never heard from them again. Men like the unusual to play with, but want a 'normal' woman to marry. Well damn, she was normal except for the things men just couldn't seem to get past! Surely there was a man out there in the big wide world who would love her for herself and not be hung up on the unusual.
Marsha decided to 'get herself out there.' She sat at her computer and went to a love-lorn site. She didn't know if they had a section for people with unusual situations, but typed in People with Unusual Body Parts in the search window.
She was surprised but extremely pleased when a page popped up for people with unusual body parts seeking partners. She filled out the requested biography without listing what her unusual body parts were because it wasn't anyone's business but the person she might get naked with. She enclosed a full length picture of herself, closed her eyes and wished upon a star, then started searching the site for male biographies.
There was one male bio that caught her eye, mainly because it included a full length picture of a tall, handsome, muscular man with a great smile. He looked perfectly normal except for the unusually large bulge in his crotch. She wondered what unusual body parts he might have.
"Hmmmmm…" she said aloud, "I wonder if he's had a penile implant."
Marsha decided she would contact him; after all, she had nothing to loose. She began to type.
Dear John,
My name is Marsha and I am unusually built. I understand you are unusually built as well, otherwise you would not have advertised yourself at this website. Looking at your picture I can not see what your unusual body parts are, all I see is a tall attractive man with a rather large bulge at his crotch. If you're as fed up with ridicule and lost opportunities as I am; and you are ready for a serious relationship, please contact me.
She typed her email addy.
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John was beside himself with sexual desire. It had been almost a year since being with a woman and he couldn't stand it any longer.
All I want is a woman to love, who loves me for who I am, and isn't repulsed by my unusual body parts, he thought.
Sure, his unusual parts posed some problems, but he still had a lot to offer. Most women he had been naked with were repulsed, some had immediately dressed and bolted for the door, some tried their best, never to be heard from again.
"I think I'll check my email," he said aloud. "Maybe someone from the unusual body parts love-lorn sight has contacted me."
Much to his delight, there was a note from the love-lorn site stating that he had been contacted by the people on the enclosed list. He quickly looked at the list and there was only one person who had contacted him, a woman named Marsha. He clicked on the name and his computer quickly took him to her biography.
He read what she had written about herself and her picture revealed a very pretty woman. She was tall, blonde, and unusually big bosomed.
"Hmmmmm….," he said aloud, "I wonder what her unusual body parts could be? Maybe she's had breasts implants."
John decided to answer her email; after all, he had nothing to loose. He began to type.
Dear Marsha,
You are correct, I am unusually built. Looking at your picture, I cannot see your unusual body parts. All I see is a tall very attractive woman with an unusually large bosom. I am ready for a serious relationship for the same reasons you are. Might we meet for lunch this Saturday afternoon? I have enclosed my cell phone number. Hoping to hear from you as to place and time, if a luncheon date is acceptable.
John
A few days later John's cell phone rang.
"Hello," he said, "This is John."
"Hello John, this is Marsha from the love lorn website."
"Hello, Marsha, I'm so pleased to hear from you."
"I'm calling to accept your luncheon invitation."
"Wonderful! I'm looking forward to meeting you. Where would you like to meet and at what time?
They decided on the place and time to meet and said their good-byes.
After hanging up the phone, Marsha thought to herself, well, this ought to be interesting. Whatever his unusual body parts are, they are well concealed, and that's good. At least to the outside world we will appear just like everyone else. She laughed, saying aloud, "Well endowed."
After hanging up the phone, John thought to himself, well, this ought to be interesting. She has a beautiful, sexy voice, and her bosom is outstanding! He laughed at his little play on words, and said aloud, "I can hardly wait to find out what her unusual body parts are."
Saturday arrived, and they met in the parking lot of the designated restaurant, both of them extremely nervous at what they were about to embark upon, but it was also extremely exciting to contemplate what the other had under their clothing.
They had a lovely lunch, conversation flowing easily, and they genuinely liked each other. John tried his best not to stare at Marsha's bosom but without much success. Damn, he thought, she's stacked! His trousers were beginning to feel tight and he slowly reached under the table to re-adjust himself.
Marsha saw his movements and found it hard to keep from smiling. His bosom staring had not gone unnoticed. Her mind wandered to the huge bulge in his trousers. She had glanced at his crotch in the parking lot and again just before he sat down at the table. I wonder just how big he is, she thought, and felt herself growing wet.
After lunch was over, John walked Marsha to her car, both of them finding it impossible not to glimpse at each other's endowments when they thought the other wasn't looking.
"Marsha," said John, "I'd very much like to see you again."
"I'd like to see you again too, John."
