To Graham, who always gets at least twenty minutes from me.
It seems it's every man's complaint about sex; he just wants to be left in peace and quiet for those twenty minutes of bliss after he's shot his bolt, but the woman never seems to understand.
It begins when his last drops of cum have been spent and his limp dick slips from her squelchy pussy and it ends when his hormone levels recover their normal balance. The question is: why is this the time the woman chooses to have an in-depth discussion of their relationship? The chances are that in the hours preceding sex he has done everything he knows to charm her and create an erotic atmosphere. When in bed, he has used all his knowledge, skill and energy to relax her, arouse her, pleasure her and, hopefully, satisfy her. If actions speak louder than words, then he has painted her name in bright red letters on the largest billboard in town.
So how come she can't have the grace to let him spend his twenty minutes of bliss in peace and quiet? Does he really have to listen to all her questions and, when inevitably he doesn't find a satisfactory answer, be accused of not caring and only wanting to talk to her when he wants to fuck her? After all, it is only twenty minutes and then he will be back to his normal attentive self again.
It was exactly like that for Rodney. Every girlfriend he ever took to bed, and there were lots, would somehow interrupt his twenty minutes of bliss. No matter how much she seemed to enjoy the sex, she would skip out of bed, visit the bathroom, then return and want to discuss the relationship, just as he was drifting off into those moments of perfect relaxation.