This story is nothing at all like anything I have ever written, and contains no sex or smut at all. It is intended to be an inside story for other Literotica writers.
Ebeneezer the Troll slunk along the back streets of the New Story Section of Literotica. He had a sack of one-bombs slung over his shoulder and when those ran out, there were plenty more available. Like all trolls, Ebeneezer had an unlimited supply of those bombs. His only complaint was that he could only throw one of them at any one submission.
"Fuckin' slut wife and wimp husband," he muttered to himself when he saw the story that had been posted to the Loving Wives category. He had no need to read it; he knew he didn't like it, and he prepared the first of the bombs he was going to explode that day. After clicking on the "1" he triggered the blast and watched happily while the score for the story crumbled from his assault.
"That'll teach 'em to write about sluts and wimps," he said, gloating over his prowess.
"Faggots! Lousy faggots!" Ebeneezer took careful aim at the next story, which was in the Gay Male section and launched his second one-bomb, scoring another hit. "Fuckin' queers," he muttered, congratulating himself on his perfect aim. "I don't gotta read about no fuckin' queers to know I hate 'em."
"Goddam dykes!" was the epithet he hurled at the next story, in the Lesbian category this time, before hurling a bomb at it. Once again, his marksmanship was flawless.