WARNING, CONTAINS: Humor (in trace amounts), Loving Wives, Incest, Anal Sex, BDSM, Lesbian, Interracial Sex, Mature, Transgender, Voyeurism, Fetish (pee and chastity belt), Non Con, Non Human, Mind Control, Gay Male, First Time, Group Sex, and Sex Toys (dildo).
Easter Sunday I was doing Mescaline shots and listening to Steve Goodman's 'You never even called me by my name' on the stereo ...
"Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison ... "
It struck me - like a bolt of lightning. Right then I knew that I could write: "the perfect 'Loving Wives' story!"
They had grown up together, and married right after attending a religious high school where they had been told to "save themselves for marriage," and that "sex was for procreation - not recreation." Then together they created a "students for chastity" club in college. He received his MBA in only nine months - because he had so much pent up energy from never having sex with his new wife - and because the school's board of regents waived 34 rules: "to get them the hell out of here."
They moved to the big city where he got a job for PNZ-International, a financial services firm. She suggested that her brother move with them. He served as his brother in law's personal secretary. His duties included running the household, preparing meals and being the chauffeur. His sister considered him to be a wonderful driver, what with 8.5 thick inches that he was willing to share with his younger sister whenever her husband was at work.
It was great stress relief for the two siblings, and she didn't see it as cheating. After all she had promised her dad at the Chastity Ball not to have "sex" with anyone - ever. Her school's sex-ed consisted of: "sex gets you pregnant - so don't do it." She didn't see it as incest either, since incest was sex. Her brother was just "making her feel good" by sliding his nice fat dong up her ass most mornings after they had kissed each other over and over again in "their special places."
The husband had a really good job on 'The Street.' He got investors to give him money - that he kept a hefty percentage of. Distributing the remainder to his bosses and all of the firm's previous investors in the form of 'dividends' that were pegged to exceed the "current average market return." The work kept him pretty busy, which was good because his wife was enjoying the big city and she advocated: "waiting a bit to have kids."
There were lots of things to do in the big city, museums, parks, BDSM clubs ...
She discovered "Whips" by accident, thinking it sold non-dairy dessert toppings. But once inside she had an educational experience. Even as she was tied to the Saint Andrews Cross and having her breasts caned by the large man in the suit - made of metal rings and leather straps - while his wife kissed her in her "special place" - just like her brother did most days - that wasn't sex either. She had gotten an "A" in biology. She knew that so long as spermatozoon and ovum never came together it wasn't sex. And only sex was cheating.
She came to the big city from a from a rather sheltered background in a posh suburb and was still learning about things that she hadn't been exposed to. So she made a few mistakes along the way. For instance: a "swap club" was just like a "swap meet," wasn't it. Well, apparently it was not.
When she tried to get in she found that they only let people into the club in male-female pairs for some reason. There was a distinguished looking older black man with graying hair standing just outside the door. He was alone too. So she asked him if he wanted to go inside with her. People just weren't friendly in the city like they were back home. He was so surprised, when she said that she was serious, that he blew the coffee he was drinking right out of his mouth.
She wanted some tchotchkes, stuff like Mrs. Rubin, her neighbor had. The older gentleman said he'd never heard of tchotchkes at a swap club. He was looking for something called "poontang." He almost fainted when she said once they were inside they could try to find both together.
But then once inside she realized that 'clubs' and 'meets' were two very different things. People were ... Well ... Some of them were naked and others were ... Well ... Then a tall, naked lady, with green eyes, porcelain skin and red hair walked up and she asked the older gentleman if he had: "a deadly black mamba hidden away in those pants."
"Why yes ma'am I do," he said, "would you like me to get it out so you can pet it?"
The wife began to bolt for the door. In doing so she bumped into a husky lady in a floral print dress.
"What's wrong," the husky lady asked.
The wife replied that she had no idea her new companion was: "smuggling a snake into the swap meet."
The lady in the dress laughed, and held the wife's hand in both of hers, as they sat down on a small leather sofa together.