Lisa awakes to the wet warmth of urine splashing against her hand.
"What the fuck?" she shouts at the shadowed upper branches of the tree she's lying under as she rolls out of the way.
"Sorry," comes Bubba's apologetic reply, "I'm not used to travelling with other people."
A chuckle proceeds Steve as he re-enters the clearing whence he was meditating and Lisa glares blearily at him as she wipes her hand on the bottom of her soiled dress.
Bubba descends from the tree and says, "I'm going to find something to eat. Can one of you start a fire?"
Lisa idly gestures at the remains of last night's campfire and it flares into blue flame with a whiff of brimstone. With her other hand, she tries to get tangles, sticks, and small woodland creatures out of her hair, oblivious to Steve's hard stare or Bubba's momentary pause and then shrug before he heads off to hunt. She sits by the fire and stares into it blankly.
"New trick?" Steve asks sarcastically, sitting across from her. She peers at him through the flames and is immediately annoyed at how composed and clean he looks.
"Sticking with the cock?" she asks. "I thought, maybe, after yesterday's whining that you might come back to Team Boobs."
He smirks and says, "I am not so easily dissuaded. It still has much to teach me."
She raises an eyebrow and asks, "Your cock?"
"No," he says with irritation, "The experience of being male."
"Cause... I could probably teach your cock a thing or two," she teases, grinning at him lecherously.
He ignores her and pokes at the firewood with his foot, frowning. "I don't think there's enough wood left to keep this burning," he offers.
"Don't worry about it," she answers with a dismissive wave of her hand, "It is fueled by the fires of Hell. It doesn't need fuel."
He looks greatly put upon, but Bubba interrupts with a brace of woodcocks, which sends Lisa into a fit of giggles.
"Is she okay?" Bubba asks Steve as he sits and begins to pluck the birds.
Steve offers a non-commital gesture and continues to look annoyed.
"Is it safe to cook on this? It smells funny," Bubba asks, gesturing at the fire with denuded poultry.
Steve shrugs. Lisa leans over and grabs the second bird to help with the preparation. After a satisfying meal that smells only faintly of sulfur, the three put out the fire and tromp off into the woods.
"I feel gross," Lisa says.
"You look fine," Bubba replies. Lisa gives him a skeptical look.
"No, she's right. She's a mess," Steve confirms.
"Thank you," Lisa says appreciatively, but punches him in the arm anyway. "How the hell are you so fresh?"
Steve replies, "I look how I want to look. It's part of being a being of mutable form."
"You suck, you know that," she says levelly.
"There's a stream," he says, gesturing in what seems to be a random direction.
She punches him in the arm again and says, "Thanks, again," and goes trotting off in that direction.
"What was that for?" Steve calls after her.
"You know what you did!" she replies before disappearing from view.
"Thou had better go keep an eye on her. I have to do something," Steve says to Bubba, who bolts after her a little too eagerly. When he catches up to her at the babbling brook, she's already in the process of getting undressed. He considers her modesty for a moment and then he finds a rock to sit on and watches her bathe.
"While it isn't as creepy as watching me from a bush or a tree," Lisa observes, "It is a little familiar."
He retorts, "We had sex in public twice yesterday."
She considers this, shrugs, and says, "That's fair." She turns away from him, bends over, and gives him a good view of her rear end as she vigorously scrubs at her asshole with her finger. He blinks and wordlessly turns around. She chuckles and mutters, "I thought so."
Now with a modicum of privacy, she tries to do the best she can cleaning up without any soap or washcloth. Twice, she nearly falls over after stepping on sharp stones in the bed of the stream, and is really happy that Bubba doesn't see her frantic flailing to avoid this fate. Just as she is finishing up, she sees a stirring in the water and suddenly considers the idea of something living in the water with her.
To her great surprise, the disturbance coalesces into a woman-shaped form made of water. Rather than alarm, she feels a heat in her loins and a fluttering in her heart, and thinks to herself that this is the most beautiful creature she has ever seen and is delighted when it moves up to her and cups the side of her face, leaning in to kiss her deeply. She barely notices as she starts to drown, pressing herself against the cool watery breasts of her attacker.
"Vivian! Knock it off!" comes Steve's highly irritated shout from the shore. Bubba looks over his shoulder and just has time to see the water woman before she disappears in a splash.
Lisa sputters, "But... but... no! Come back!"
Steve wades into the stream and touches her forehead. In a flash of green light, her intense infatuation disappears. "Sorry," Steve says as he retreats from the water, "I should have warned you about her." Once he's standing on the shore, she notes that he's not the least bit damp.
She blinks and says, "Shit. Wow. So that's what that feels like." She gives Bubba an apologetic look.
"Don't worry about it," he reassures her.
"Ready to go?" Steve interjects impatiently.
Lisa sighs and says, "I guess." She picks up her dress from where she left it rinsing in the current, wrings it out the best she can as she steps out of the stream, and pulls it on over her head. She notices Bubba looking at her and winks at him.