Well, I thought I might as well enjoy myself.
I had Snakes in mind when I wrote this. It didn't take long to do. I just imagined him having a good time.
It'll be worth the grin.
GA - Ranong, Thailand - 23rd March 2014.
In his mind he's the tattooed biker, a badass one-percenter who never backs down and who never,
ever
takes shit from
anybody
.
He's upstairs at the computer when the knock comes on the door at the back of the house. Not that he moves from the desk. Let the old lady answer it.
And, so, it's down to business.
The first one he reads fill him with disgust: another cheating slut story.
Damn, where do these assholes get these ideas from?
He wants to puke; he's so damned outraged.
In his mind the scarred, misshapen and be-ringed biker fists clench.
His fingers work at the keyboard. The bile flows out of him. And the vitriol he pours onto the virtual page on the screen is cathartic.
Finally the red mist clears.
"Goddam, asshole, fag-fucking prick," he mutters.
And clicks on the next piece of garbage.
Another one! Another slut bitch fucking around on her ol' man!
Damn,
now
he's pissed. But he'll show the maggoty, cum-sucking piece of filth who wrote this shit.
As he types, he mumbles, "Read this this you pile of slut-stinking fuck-slime!"
And he pours it out again: the rage, the full force of it as he vents his spleen.
"One more," he growls. "One more fucking chance..."
But the next one is even worse. It's one of the ones he hates the most: a white woman getting tag-teamed by
niggers
while her wimpy, limp-dick, cuck husband looks on.
He's mad now, really fucking angry. He's so fucking mad he goes at it with the words just flying from his fingers. Then he drops his most potent weapon - he hits the key and awards the stinking shit pile a one star vote.
By then his chest is heaving. He's sucking in air while his heart bounces in his chest. His hands tremble as he logs off the site and the computer powers down.
He takes a minute to calm, and as he's cooling down he hears a woman's laugh.
When he stands he's already hard. He paws at the front of his jeans, squeezing his cock.
It's a pity it won't last but, or so he tells himself, maybe it'll be different this time.
Maybe.
When he opens the door and steps out onto the landing he hears the voices more clearly: low male rumblings mixed in with the higher pitch of a woman. There's laughter, and he can't help but feel it's at his expense.
It's dark up there, but the light coming up from the ground floor is enough to go by as he creeps along the landing.
His dick is still stiff when he gets to the top of the stairs.
He descends, pausing outside the door where he gulps, swallowing anxiety the size of a housebrick when he contemplates what lies ahead. His stomach swells with nervous dread, his chest is tight, and he's enraged at what's going on - what he can hear - and so fucking horny at the same time.
The woman's laugh comes to him again. To his ears it isn't a good sound. It comes out of the slut like a lie. The bitch-laugh is a low and dirty chuckle - like liquid shit.
He hates her for this, despises her slut-whore's cunt for its hunger, and part of him wants to storm into that room and smash every mother-fucker in there with a ballpeen hammer. That, he thinks, is what a one-percenter outlaw biker would do.
But he isn't a biker; and he doesn't have the balls.
He swallows heavily again while that rage boils in his guts: wouldn't that just be so fucking good? Wouldn't it be
awesome
?
He'd just smile when the cops came and took him away. Some of them would probably understand, too. Some of those cops would be real men, they'd know in their hearts and their minds that he'd done the right thing.
That the cock-hungry whore had it coming.
Then he realises his hard-on has deflated like a pricked balloon.
Collapsed...
He's soft...
Maggoty-soft.