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The Football Pool

The Football Pool

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This story is a work of fiction and fantasy. It would never happen but it makes a nice story.

Once upon a time, there were three nurses in a large metropolitan hospital. They worked in the orthopedic ward for special cases where the patient was not able to move around due to their surgical procedure. They could be there for several weeks.

On this particular day the patient, John Smith, underwent surgery on his shoulder that would keep him immobile for about 2 weeks.

While he was being prepared for surgery, the female nurse who was responsible for getting him ready, which included moving him from the gurney to the surgical table, discovered something unusual. The patient was already sedated so he was unaware of anything. As the nurse helped move him, she saw that he had an unusual penis. It was very large. In fact it was large enough that she had never ever seen one that big. She was impressed!

After the surgery on his shoulder, she returned him to his room. When the nurses on the ward came to help her make the move to the bed she whispered to one of them "I want to show you something. Take a look at this," and drew the sheets aside so that the three other nurses could see his very large cock. (The appendage is not the correct name in a medical setting.) They were also impressed!

Later, these same three nurses, Sandi, Mandi, and Loni, got together to review the large cock in room 1422. ( They will be referred to as small, medium and large.) All three of these nurses were very professional, most of the time. They were all attractive, with men in their lives and were familiar with the normal male package.

They were still impressed.

Small said, I wonder just how large that thing is? Medium said, I would guess about 7 to 8 inches. Large said, I think closer to 8 and a half. Small said, boy would I like to measure it, just for the record, for purely medical purposes.

They all laughed at that.

Later in the day, Small, Medium, and Large were still talking about the large penis in room 1422 and the size of the penis had grown considerably in the telling.

Soon the floor was buzzing with this information, although there were those, who failed to believe it possible.

Eventually, Small, Medium, and Large decided that there had to be a solution, to this issue. Small said, "We have another problem, because every woman on the wing and beyond, is wondering just how big it actually is. We have created a big problem and there has to be a solution to this.

Large, said, "Let's measure it and find out."

"That's a good idea but let's make it interesting," said Small. "You know this is the football pool season. Let's give everybody a chance to guess how big it is. We can start a football pool so that the rest of the people (women) can join in the measuring and the winner can view it personally." T"hat is a great idea," Medium said, "but let's make it more interesting. Let's charge a dollar to get in the pool. Whoever wins the pool gets whatever is in the pot." That is brilliant, they all three agreed.

By now, the head nurse of the hospital had realized that something odd was going on and dispatched her spies to find out what was, going on. The report she got was unbelievable. She had to handle this herself.

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The head nurse headed down to the ortho ward to get control of the situation. When she arrived the staff knew that the football pool was in jeopardy and tried to avoid severe consequences. One of the original 3 nurses, I don't know if it was Small, Medium, or Large in desperation, said to the head nurse, If you don't believe us look for yourself. The head nurse was impressed. "Let me know how this comes out," she said,"and here is my dollar."

The three Amigo's, Small, Medium, and Large, had to decide how this would work. First, they decided someone would have to mark the baseline for measuring "it." Eventually, because they could not agree on who was to do it, they would get one of the female doctors to, conduct a visit to the ward for educational purposes, for new nurses. That would allow the doctor, plus the three Amigo's, and 6 lucky student nurses, the chance to verify the marking and measuring. As a gift to the doctor, she would be allowed, to conduct the marking and handle the package. (Where there is a will there is a way.)

The measurement was to be taken in millimeters as required in the hospital environment.

( 1 millimeter is 0.039 inches or 4 100ths of an inch. Get out your ruler and look at that. Precision is important.)

On the day of the measuring, the nurses in the hospital were waiting breathlessly. At exactly 9 AM the doctor hefted the package in her hand, (what she wanted to do at that moment we can only guess ) and commenced the measuring. This proved to be more difficult than anticipated because the package began to grow a little. This eventually had to be corrected by causing the package to be given a painful thump on the head retracting to its original length. Anyway, the measuring revealed a length of 8 and a quarter inches, which is 209.55 millimeters. Everyone agreed that was indeed large. However, there were 3 women who had predicted that exact measurement. There were over 300 ladies who had participated in the pool including the head nurse.

So now we have a problem. Who was the winner and who would get the $300?

There was a great discussion about who the lucky person was but no resolution.

One disgruntled person griped, "what difference does it make. It is such a waste, no one could take that monster anyway because by the time it gets hard it will be unbearable."It was later estimated that at the time of the resolution the estimated length was 9.75 inches."

At this point the head nurse stepped in to show her superior medical knowledge. She said, don't you know that when a soft cock is smaller it can expand maybe 50% but as the soft cock gets larger it expands at a smaller percentage. No most did not know that, but who cares. The point was that this cock might not get that much bigger.

So now we have to measure the package again but this time at full staff. Since the consensus was that no matter how big it would get all up it was still worthless because there wasn't a woman in the building that could take the thing. There were, a few, that disputed that statement.

DO NOT make such statements because there is always someone who knows better.

There was now a discussion as to if a normal woman could use that big cock. You know someone had to prove a point.

One brave soul suggested, that if anyone in the building could sit on that thing, to the hilt, they would get the $300. If no one could the $300 would go to the head nurse for putting up with all this shit. Everyone agreed.

That same evening the patient, who by now was fully aware of events of the last few days, the contestants, all three of them and assorted interested parties of at least 50 women and 3 guys had assembled in the dissection lab which had the typical elevated seating arrangement.

The guy with the package was reclining on the improvised hospital bed. He did not need to prepare himself because he was going to have a chance to screw three rather attractive nurses in front of more than 50 people. It was just like being a porn star. Little did he know that he would be a porn star because those nasty nurses were going to tape it and sell it for whatever they could get.

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At exactly 8 PM nurse number 1 stepped into the spotlight. She was 25 years old, had fabulous body and had probably screwed 20 different men in her time. She was confident that she would prevail.

The fucking commenced. Number 1 had selected the doggy style because she thought she could take anything that way. The package approached from the back and put the tip of his cock at the opening to her pussy. The nurse felt that she was ready feeling very wet.

The cock slowly started to slide into hey pussy. What she did not appreciate was the fact that he had grown to over 9 inches and he was 4 inches around. This combination of long and round was going to be her undoing. She might have been able to take the length but the diameter was beyond her experience. As the package started to penetrate she began to feel full right away. It kind of hurt just a tad but she was determined to take it all. By the time he had 5 inches in her it was becoming a problem. By 6 inches it hurt like hell and she said STOP! That was as far as it went. She was actually bleeding a little.

Number 2 was a more mature woman about 40 years old but still looking good. After watching the first women give up at 6 of the 9+ inches, she was trying to decide what position to take. She finally decided to try the cowboy style facing him. She always liked it this way so that she could watch their face as she took their cock with only a little trouble. After all the average vagina was only 5 and a half inches long. To take an 8 inch cock was almost beyond belief except for a porn start and she always figured that was bogus anyway. She decided that she would try to get him a little bigger so she played with his balls for a minute and the sucked his cock for extra lubrication. It did not help!

Number 2 started out OK but as she approached the 6 inch mark it was getting harder to advance. She started to bear down on his cock and trying to bounce up and down but at 7 inches she was finished too. The 7 inches had been hard on her pussy too and as she pulled out, she could see blood on the sheets the same as number 1. The combination of length and width had triumphed again. This was rather discouraging to number three, but the show must go on.

Number three, was perplexed, not knowing the best entry for herself. She finally decided for doggy style. Her last husband ( out of four) had a shorter cock but had been much fatter around and maybe that would work in her benefit. Well, it did up to a point. When the package made the initial entry she was comfortable with it and took the first 5 inches without a problem. The next two inches (7 if counting) were OK except that she wasn't getting the feeling that she could do much more. Movement stopped at 8 inches and that was it. No blood here but she knew she had been fucked.

So all those smart ass bitches that thought they were so smart and hot had failed. The package felt that he had overcome all obstacles, showing them that he was king of the hill. Until

The head nurse had stood there watching intently All those young pussies brought down by pride. What did they know anyway?

The head nurse was not an old dried up old cunt and she had been around the block a few times. She considered the matter and decided that playtime was over.

She slowly walked down to the package and looked him in the eye. Then, she started taking off her clothes. She was glorious, all woman. She crawled up on the bed and said to him, "I am going to fuck your brains out" He just smirked. She mounted him cowboy style so she could watch his face and then it happened.

She grabbed his cock and guided it to her pussy. Then she started slipping it into her slit. At first the package didn't seem concerned because that was the way it always started. Pretty soon she would begin to realize her mistake, but then, it didn't happen. She just kept going.

One inch, two inches, three inches, four inches, He was surprised because by now most were making noises and slowing down. She was relentless. Slipping slowly down, five inches, six inches, seven inches and descending. She stopped to ask "is everything OK?" That was usually his line. "No," he said with surprise. Then she continued down. Remember he only has nine inches, but no one had been there before. She continued down to eight inches, then she slammed down on the last inch. Or was it more?

She had taken everything he had to give. Now she started to pump up and down slowly at first but picking up speed. The audience was frozen in place. Many of them begun to masturbate, even the gay guys. The room was getting funky with all the pussy juice and the many sighs of excitement and lust. After several minutes, the package shot a massive load into her pussy but was surprised when she had an equally huge orgasm and squirted a large amount of pussy juice all over him. He was exhausted and humbled. She just smiled at him.

Then she rose up showing all nine +inches till he slipped out of her with a slurping sound and a ton of cum, Then she dismounted, put her clothes on and left. There was total quiet in the room and then people slowly left the room in silence They knew, they had seen, something awesome.

Nothing was ever said by the witnesses, it was kind of sacred. Nobody ever a mentioned a patients cock again, until.

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