This story is a work of fiction and fantasy. It would never happen but it makes a nice story.
Once upon a time, there were three nurses in a large metropolitan hospital. They worked in the orthopedic ward for special cases where the patient was not able to move around due to their surgical procedure. They could be there for several weeks.
On this particular day the patient, John Smith, underwent surgery on his shoulder that would keep him immobile for about 2 weeks.
While he was being prepared for surgery, the female nurse who was responsible for getting him ready, which included moving him from the gurney to the surgical table, discovered something unusual. The patient was already sedated so he was unaware of anything. As the nurse helped move him, she saw that he had an unusual penis. It was very large. In fact it was large enough that she had never ever seen one that big. She was impressed!
After the surgery on his shoulder, she returned him to his room. When the nurses on the ward came to help her make the move to the bed she whispered to one of them "I want to show you something. Take a look at this," and drew the sheets aside so that the three other nurses could see his very large cock. (The appendage is not the correct name in a medical setting.) They were also impressed!
Later, these same three nurses, Sandi, Mandi, and Loni, got together to review the large cock in room 1422. ( They will be referred to as small, medium and large.) All three of these nurses were very professional, most of the time. They were all attractive, with men in their lives and were familiar with the normal male package.
They were still impressed.
Small said, I wonder just how large that thing is? Medium said, I would guess about 7 to 8 inches. Large said, I think closer to 8 and a half. Small said, boy would I like to measure it, just for the record, for purely medical purposes.
They all laughed at that.
Later in the day, Small, Medium, and Large were still talking about the large penis in room 1422 and the size of the penis had grown considerably in the telling.
Soon the floor was buzzing with this information, although there were those, who failed to believe it possible.
Eventually, Small, Medium, and Large decided that there had to be a solution, to this issue. Small said, "We have another problem, because every woman on the wing and beyond, is wondering just how big it actually is. We have created a big problem and there has to be a solution to this.
Large, said, "Let's measure it and find out."
"That's a good idea but let's make it interesting," said Small. "You know this is the football pool season. Let's give everybody a chance to guess how big it is. We can start a football pool so that the rest of the people (women) can join in the measuring and the winner can view it personally." T"hat is a great idea," Medium said, "but let's make it more interesting. Let's charge a dollar to get in the pool. Whoever wins the pool gets whatever is in the pot." That is brilliant, they all three agreed.
By now, the head nurse of the hospital had realized that something odd was going on and dispatched her spies to find out what was, going on. The report she got was unbelievable. She had to handle this herself.
The head nurse headed down to the ortho ward to get control of the situation. When she arrived the staff knew that the football pool was in jeopardy and tried to avoid severe consequences. One of the original 3 nurses, I don't know if it was Small, Medium, or Large in desperation, said to the head nurse, If you don't believe us look for yourself. The head nurse was impressed. "Let me know how this comes out," she said,"and here is my dollar."
The three Amigo's, Small, Medium, and Large, had to decide how this would work. First, they decided someone would have to mark the baseline for measuring "it." Eventually, because they could not agree on who was to do it, they would get one of the female doctors to, conduct a visit to the ward for educational purposes, for new nurses. That would allow the doctor, plus the three Amigo's, and 6 lucky student nurses, the chance to verify the marking and measuring. As a gift to the doctor, she would be allowed, to conduct the marking and handle the package. (Where there is a will there is a way.)
The measurement was to be taken in millimeters as required in the hospital environment.
( 1 millimeter is 0.039 inches or 4 100ths of an inch. Get out your ruler and look at that. Precision is important.)
On the day of the measuring, the nurses in the hospital were waiting breathlessly. At exactly 9 AM the doctor hefted the package in her hand, (what she wanted to do at that moment we can only guess ) and commenced the measuring. This proved to be more difficult than anticipated because the package began to grow a little. This eventually had to be corrected by causing the package to be given a painful thump on the head retracting to its original length. Anyway, the measuring revealed a length of 8 and a quarter inches, which is 209.55 millimeters. Everyone agreed that was indeed large. However, there were 3 women who had predicted that exact measurement. There were over 300 ladies who had participated in the pool including the head nurse.
So now we have a problem. Who was the winner and who would get the $300?
There was a great discussion about who the lucky person was but no resolution.
