Overhead there was a pack of clouds lazily wandering to somewhere over the rainbow. Literally. There was in fact a rainbow that seemed almost close enough to warrant searching for its fabled end. It was maybe two blocks away from where Jenny was lying. Even though her beautiful blue eyes were still open she was very nearly asleep so the only part of her moving was her impressive rack rising and falling with each breath. Her eyes flicked over to the rainbow again consciously fighting against the urge to get up and confirm that the rainbow had no end. It certainly seemed to have one. In fact it seemed like it probably ended in Derrick's yard. "I dun wanna get up!" Jenny moaned more to herself than to any of the children darting around her playing their games.
Ultimately it was the sprinklers clicking to life around her that got Jenny on her feet and scampering to the edge of the grass and away from the sprinklers. The white shirt she'd chosen was a little transparent before it got wet, soaked it completely see through and clinging to her now hardened nipples. "Shit." She grumbled glancing around to make sure none of the little boys got an eyeful. Crossing her arms over her chest Jenny started walking home which if she didn't mind going three blocks in the wrong direction happened pass right by Derrick's yard and the hopefully the end of the rainbow.
Fifteen minutes later the impossible seemed to be happening. The rainbow should have moved away as she approached it but it didn't. It remained exactly where she'd seen it stretching from just the other side of the wall she was approaching to somewhere on the far side of town. Jenny took a running start and leapt at the wall catching the brick wall near the top. It took a bit of effort to haul herself to the top and when she did instead of stopping at the top like she intended she tumbled over the top landing on her rump and tearing her pants neatly down the center seam at the same time.