Copyright Oggbashan September 2017
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
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"Sky-Clad? Naked? At midnight on top of a hill? At the end of October? Have they got any sense?"
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My younger sister Chloe had rung my mobile while I was eating my solitary evening meal. Her timing is impeccable. She only rings when I'm eating or driving. I put my fork down.
"Graham? Are you doing anything next Saturday night?"
"No. Not at present. It's Saturday today. I'm not planning as far ahead as next Saturday. Why?"
"I've just had a call from Helen. You know Helen, Helen the witch..."
"Yes. I know Helen. Helen, the leader of her coven. I assume it's Helen as the witch who rang you."
"Yes, Graham. Saturday is the tenth anniversary of the founding of their coven."
"And...?"
"Like all the local covens they have a visiting male wizard for their significant events."
"But Ralph does that for Helen. After all, he is her husband."
"Yes, Graham. He is. But he is temporarily in a wheel chair with swollen ankles. His horse threw him while he was drag hunting."
"I've told him, Chloe. You've told him. He's not a good enough horseman to follow a hunt."
"I know. So does Helen. But Ralph can be a pig-headed..." Chloe stopped.
I knew why. Neither of us have a good opinion about Ralph. He is opinionated, incompetent as a wizard, and sometimes an arsehole to Helen. We don't know why she married him.
"So Helen wants me as a replacement? What are their rituals?"
"I don't know," Chloe said. "If you're willing to help then Helen will have to explain exactly what she needs. All I do know is that they meet on top of the Tor..." Chloe paused. "...sky-clad."
"Sky-Clad? Naked? At midnight on top of a hill? At the end of October? Have they got any sense? Surely they'll have more goose-pimples than magic?"
"I know, Graham. I'm not looking forward to it. I'm going because Helen asked me to make up the numbers. One of their coven will be away so I'll be sky-clad too. I think they're stupid. They're even sky-clad for Beltane and New Year's Eve -- silly bitches. And they can't have a fire. It would be seen for miles."
The Tor is a prominent rocky hill about five miles from our town. It is easy to climb even after dark if you know the way. In good daylight weather the views are great but it's exposed to any winds. For significant events a beacon is erected and a fire lit in a metal cage on top. But the beacon pole can't be permanent because the strong winds would knock it over. It is held up temporarily by guy ropes. It can't be fixed because the Tor is a scheduled ancient monument with the remains of a Bronze Age fortlet surrounding the summit.
"So, Chloe, assuming I'm available on Saturday, which I am, what now?"
"Could you ring Helen direct? I was going to ring her back if you weren't free on Saturday. If you speak to her you can talk about the details."
"OK, Chloe. When I've finished my meal, I'll ring her."
"Oops! Sorry! Did I ring while you were eating, Graham?"
I sighed.
"Yes, Chloe, as you usually do."
"Sorry again, Graham. But you'll ring Helen?"
"Yes. In about twenty minutes."
"Thanks, Graham. I'll send her a text to say you will ring. Bye!"
I went back to finish my slightly warm meal. I cleared the table and loaded the dishwasher. I sat back down at the table with an open notebook and a pen. I scrolled through the contacts on my mobile to find Helen, listed as 'Helen the Witch'. I rang her.
She was eating her evening meal. We arranged that I would meet her in the coffee shop in the High Street tomorrow morning. Ralph would be leaving early to drive the hundred miles to visit his parents. She'd start her washing machine and come on to meet me.
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I waited outside the coffee shop for Helen. On a Sunday morning it was unusually quiet in the High Street. As she arrived she said 'Hello' as if it was an unexpected meeting. She whispered to me to wait outside for a couple of minutes before joining her in the private alcove at the back of the coffee shop.
When I sat down Helen explained that she had booked the alcove but didn't want us to be seen going in together. The private alcove was often used for couples who were cheating on their spouses. She didn't want people to get the wrong idea. Apart from the staff bringing the coffee, and they were known to be discreet, no one else could see or hear anyone in the private alcove.
"Why the secrecy, Helen?" I asked. "I know you want to talk coven details but we are friends. Being seen together isn't suspicious even though Ralph would usually be with us too."
"It's Ralph. He's jealous of you."
"Of me? Why? I've never..."
"Not since I was married, Graham, but before..."
I admit it. I blushed. Helen had been an adventurous girlfriend for a few months a couple of years before she met Ralph. Apart from witchcraft and energetic sex we hadn't found much in common. Our relationship had burned out quickly, leaving interesting memories of entwined bodies and an enduring friendship. We had liked each other but the sex hadn't turned into love.
"I was history long before Ralph," I protested.