The Church of WtF
Part 04
Recruiting
Please note: The Church of WtF is a parody of religion. It does not refer to any existing religion (as far as I know), but if you're easily set up by mockery of religion, please refrain from reading it, as it's supposed to be a fun read and not designed to offend anybody.
My mobile rang. To my excitement, Cara was on the line. She told me that Elenore couldn't accompany her today and she had planned to find new members. So she'd wondered whether I would be ready to take Elenore's place.
The thought of spending a day with Cara made me feel more than good, so I accepted - no questions asked.
Half an hour later, we met at the subway station and walked a while to get to the place where she wanted to start.
She rang the doorbell at the first house. A man opened and she replayed the usual intro: "Good morning Sir, sorry to impose, but would you consider having us talk to you about the Church of WtF?".
"No, thanks," the man said and closed the door without further goodbye.
She shrugged and turned around, heading for the next house.
At the fifth refusal to talk to us, I noted, "Perhaps you and Elenore simply are a better teaser than you are, when I'm with you."
"Nonsense - that's the usual quota. We'll find somebody, be patient!" she replied. "The world is full of people too indifferent or too bad to be of interest to us. It would be a great success if one in a hundred joined."
At the next door, a woman in her thirties opened. "Good morning Madam, sorry to impose, but would you consider having us talk to you about the Church of WtF?"
I could see in her eyes, that she was about to answer in the negative when a nearly visible 'click' went through her brain. "The Church of What the Fuck?" she asked.
"Precisely," Cara answered.
"Well - I haven't planned anything currently, so do come in. That sounds at least funny. But I'm not buying anything!" the woman in a defensive tone of voice.
She showed us the way to the living room and offered us something to drink.
"I'm Bianca. So, tell me about your church. But I have to warn you: I'm an atheist, so you might have a hard time with me," the woman said.
"Well, I'm already getting hard when I see your defined legs in that yoga pants you're wearing," I thought, noticing my dick twitching.
Aloud, I said, "Thank you so much for talking to us. This is Cara and I'm Jack."
"The Church of WtF is not about the usual divine entity. The Church of WtF is about - as the name suggests - an act. The act of fucking," Cara lectured gravely. I had a déjà vu. They had learned their text by heart.
Bianca's face shifted from friendly neutral to wide astonishment to mild amusement, then to a bright smile.
"You're kidding me, are you?" she asked. "Where's the camera?"
"Nope," I replied, "that's it. Really."
She thought about this, then she said: "Your church is about the act of fucking?! That's fucking gorgeous - pun totally intended."
"Our members are simply open about their sexuality and don't care about the rules society imposes on us," Cara explained. "We know only one sin - that's not being true and open about our sexuality. As long as nobody gets harmed everything else is allowed."