Just a bit of fun, written to raise a smile not your heart beat.
Editing done by: Lestrange, with thanks.
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The big 'O' Ltd Corp Group
Lesbians only!
Sloppy cunts are my business.
Satisfaction is your goal.
White ones, Black ones, Thin or Fat ones, hairy or bald ones.
It makes no difference.
If you book one of my girls, be you young or old, for just yourself or an orgy.
It's all the same to them.
For the twelve hours they are all yours, you can do with them anything you wish as long as you make them 'ORGASM.'
The more times you make them 'scream & cream,' the less your final bill will be!
I will personally endeavour to get my girls to you in an aroused state.
Prior to their arrival at your chosen location, I will remove their knickers and suck on their fanny's so that they are 'Aroused, Wet, & Ready,' for your immediate attention.
They may even experience their first orgasm of the night, depending on which comes first, me, her, or arrival at your location.
Fun times, sloppy & juicy cunts, guaranteed, or your money back.
Yours sincerely
Madam Daphne
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Dear madam Daphne,
I am writing to you now, for personal confirmation that you mean what you say, that your girls are indeed willing to do 'anything, at any time, with any one!'
I sincerely hope that this is the case, as I am a single mother of three bored and naughty girls, fed up with the limited amount of fanny's they can suck on.
They want more sisters' to play with!
I would like to surprise them on my birthday next Thursday by holding an 'Orgy,' with five of your young ladies who are willing to suck on some, 'well used muffins.'
I think my girls would very much like to try five black girls with big tits and hairy muffin's.
We can provide dildos, vibrators and many other sexual aids, as may be required.
Yours dripping in hope,
A Lustful Mother.