So there's this guy—is it a guy?—on literotica who says he wants "erotica featuring female characters who have big ole dicks". But then, as if that weren't enough, he says "what if you were a werewolf but your lycan form didn't necessarily match your sex?"
How about it, Susie?—I say to myself.
I've always wanted a dick, not permanently, but just for a day or two. I imagine me and my dick going on a power trip. I want to make a girl squirm the way I do when I'm on all fours, when I'm panting with my tongue out as Mr Dick tops off my pussy. Is being a werewolf once a month, on the full moon, the answer?
You bet it is.
It just so happens I know a place where tourists are gruesomely murdered. It's a small town in Scotland. We keep our secrets. So that's where I go—where everybody in my town knows not to go on a full moon. Out of respect for the mods, let's just say being turned into a werewolf is a very—special?—kink. It's not like vampires. Vampires are neat-freaks. If Werewolves were geeks and human beings were cheez-its, you'd be vacuuming up people-crumbs for months. Let's just say that the next day I was an immortal werewolf. So, yay?
I was on pins and needles until the next full moon, and then the transformation hit. The fur started growing, the nails started lengthening, and my mouth turned into a snout. But here's the thing that made me howl and pant. My clit was elongating. It felt like somebody was sucking on it and sucking, making it stretch and thicken. And, okay, I'm just going to admit it— At the very end, when my clit had lengthened into this—how did he put it?—big ole monster dick; when I turned into this furry girl with a massive, black-tipped monster jutting from my thighs, I might have had an orgasm. Those huge balls might have tightened right up. I might have sprayed the floor, the couch, the wall behind the couch, grandma's portrait. I just kept spurting cum and howling until the very last shudder. And let me tell you—a guy's orgasm?—AWESOME! You haven't lived, ladies, until you've felt those strings of semen being squeezed out of your body. Then I was snacky AF.
So I went out and wouldn't you know it, I scented a pretty boy wandering the moors way past his bedtime. He was gorgeous, mid-thirties, fit, full head of hair, French.
I ate him.
It was like eating a cream-filled French pastry. And then in a fit of guilt and remorse I left his kidneys on the welcome mat of his Airbnb. I mean, I'm always kind of touched when my cat leaves me livers and kidneys. I knew I'd done the right thing when I heard the screams of joy and gratitude.
But anyway, I had another 29.5 days (I googled it okay?) to find a support group, and I found one. There were eleven of us sitting on folding chairs in a circle. One of them, whose pronouns were 'they and them', saw me and flipped out. "It's you!" they said. "I remember you! You lived! I'm so sorry. I was mortified." And then all the other werewolves (I mean, they weren't in werewolf form) snapped their fingers in approval and clapped. "Good job, Alice," they all said.
"Sorry about your liver," said bi-wolf.
"It's okay, I grew a new one."
"And your rib."
"Same."