Stud (Part 1)
Kathryn M. Burke
My name is Peter Clarkson. I'm twenty-eight years old. I've kicked around at various jobs and various locales in this great country of ours; but lately I've become quite successful at a new jobâwhich may end up becoming a career, at least for the next few decadesâthat I think I've pioneered on my own. Anyway, I've not heard of anyone else doing exactly this kind of work.
In short, I've become a stud.
I mean that quite literally. Oh, don't get me wrong: I think I'm pretty good-looking and well-built, and the organ that is the chief focal pointâand selling pointâof my work comes to at least eight inches, perhaps a little more. (I've never actually measured it.) What I'm doing, essentially, is selling my sperm to those ladies who may be too busy to find a husband (so many females these days are career gals who don't have a lot of time for romance) or want to have a child
without
a husband, or anyone else who can make use of my little men to generate offspring. I have damn good genesâI'm both smart and brawnyâand so I think the children I produce from my seed will be fine, upstanding citizens and a credit to their communities.
You say there are laboratories that provide this kind of service. I'm sure there are; but I do so in a way that (I hope) provides a lot more entertainment both to me and to the women who want my services. And I'm a lot cheaper, to boot!
I'll demonstrate my method by telling what happened when one of my first clients answered my ad and wandered into my "office." Of course, I don't have a real office; it's just my apartment. But after she rang my intercom and I buzzed her in, she stepped tentatively into the place, her eyes wide open and fearful as if she were looking out for land mines.
I have to say she was damn good-looking. I'd estimate her age as about mine. She was about five foot five, dark-haired, andâsince it was a warm, sunny dayâthe blouse and skirt she had on were pretty revealing of her figure. I admit that my eyes bugged out when I saw her.
She was a little spooked by the fact that this was a private residence. Looking even more scared than before, she said, "Youâyou're Peter Clarkson?"
"I am," I said in my deep, resonant bass voice. "And you"âI looked down at a clipboard, just to seem more professionalâ"are Sandra Winters?"
"Yes."
"Come, let's sit down for a little talk."
I led her to the sofa. She sat on the very edge of the cushion, at one end. I didn't want to alarm her any more than necessary, so I sat down at the other end, giving her plenty of space.
"So you're here," I began, "for theâwell, for the purpose of starting a family?"
"Yes," she said almost inaudibly.
"Excellent. A family is a wonderful thing. Not that it makes any difference, but are you married?"
She unconsciously twisted the ring on her finger. "Yes."
"I see. Then I have to wonder why you need my services."
Now Sandra was blushing crimson. "Well, you see . . . my husband and I have tried for years to, um, get me pregnant, but somehow it hasn't worked."
"Ah. Very sorry to hear that. You thinkâ?"
She looked down at her hands. "I think my husband . . . may not be quite up to the task."
"You suspect he's firing blanks, if I may put it so crudely?"
Her blush now spread from her neck to her forehead. "I guess so."
"His tadpoles have trouble swimming upstream?"
She didn't appreciate my attempt at humor, so she said nothing.
"Well," I said, "I hope I can remedy that."
She peered around the apartment, no doubt wondering why it didn't look like any fertility clinic she'd ever been to. "Would you explain to me how you operate?"
"It's very simple. For the fee that we agreed upon, I will provide you with a quantity of my sperm so that you can, with luck, have all the children you wish. You do realize, of course, that there is no hard-and-fast guarantee that this procedure will work, but I am prepared to supply as many samples as I can until you have achieved satisfaction."
I beamed at her benevolently. But she still seemed nervous and confused.
"But, um, exactly how will you provide yourâsamples? Will you give them in a test tube, or something?"
She had to know that that wouldn't be the way it was going to happen. There were no test tubes in sight. She still didn't seem to grasp how we were to proceed.
"Ms. Winters, you must surely be aware that this is not a laboratory. These in vitro places are, as you know, quite expensiveâfar more than the price I'm charging. In any case, I believe that such places are so cold and clinical. I propose to provide my seed in a far more traditional, holistic mannerâone that has worked well for the human race for hundreds of thousands, perhaps millions, of years."
I gazed at her intently. If you thought she was blushing furiously before, you have no idea how red she turned when I'd finished my little spiel!
She became pale as a ghost. "Youâyou can't be serious."
"I'm very serious. I wouldn't joke about something so important as the creation of a child. We will be undertaking a sacred mission to generate new life, and that is certainly not a laughing matter."
She was fiddling with her purse, which she'd placed on her lap. "You meanâright now?"
I smiled genially. "No time like the present!"
And with that, I stood up and began to undress.
Sandra continued to gape at me as I peeled off my shoes, socks, polo shirt, Dockers, and then my briefs. When I was entirely naked, I displayed my impressive assets to her view.
Her mouth was still open, but it closed graduallyâand then she started licking her lips. Her eyes were fixated on my groin, which was swelling and hardening as she watched. When it attained full erection, she placed a hand over her mouth.
"Thatâthat's a little bigger than I'm used to," she whispered.
"I'm sure you'll manage. The vagina is capable of accommodating something quite a bit larger than this."
I walked over to her and extended my hand. Like a zombie, she stood up and allowed me to lead her to my bedroom. When she saw the bed she shivered a little, but otherwise remained motionless.
I guess she needed some help in the next stage of the operations. So I began quietly undressing herâshoes, blouse, skirt, bra, and panties. She let me do this with scarcely a murmur, and still standing as if she were in some sort of waking coma.