Stand By Your Hand

Sometimes it’s hard to be a virgin,

Givin’ all your love to just one hand.

You use lotion,

And pleasing motion,

Tryin’ hard to prove you are a man.

But since your palm is all you’re getting,

Even though you’ve greased it up with “Pam”.

Your stimulation’s

Just simulation.

’Cause, after all, it’s just your hand.

Chorus:

Stand by your hand!

No one can steal it from you.

And when real women shun you,

Just grab ahold, so you can

Stand by your hand;

Your digital companion!

It’s all the love that you can stand.

Stand by your hand.

Repeat Chorus.