This is a quickie, a very short story intentionally kept under two thousand words to make it a quick read. As such, it can’t possibly be arousing. There is sex in the story, and the sex is somehow integral in how events play out, but it’s not arousing. That’s not the goal. It is a story, first and foremost. Measure it’s value on the punch the story packs, and the entertainment it provides, not on how much it excites you, because it probably won’t.
This story is part science fiction, part erotic horror, and part humor. I'm not really sure where it fits best.
— The Author
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Anything worth doing takes time and effort. It takes preparation, and research. It takes trial and error. And it takes courage, a quality that Dexter always knew that he lacked.
It was smokey, and dark, and loud, and hot, and crowded. It was as unpleasant a place as he could imagine. For the life of him he didn’t understand why so many people, so many attractive people, would congregate in such a place, all at the same time. The music blared, with a vibration that thumped up through his legs from the floor with every fucking, damning, beat.
It grated on him. He didn’t like music. He didn’t much see the point to it. Or dancing.
Drinking he could see. Not for him, but for them. Without drinking, he’d never get a woman to go anywhere with him. He needed drinking.
He looked through thick glasses, around the masking tape at the broken bridge, at her curvaceous body, with pleasing lumps and rolls of flesh exposed in a too tight fitting knit dress. He looked up at her full, red, well travelled lips. She would do, he supposed. Certainly, he would prefer someone younger, and more aesthetically appealing, but he knew his options were limited.
Hell, he’d be lucky to get her to volunteer. And he wasn’t even really telling her that she was volunteering.
She laughed scornfully down at him when he approached her in the bar, but she greedily accepted the drinks he bought her and continued to buy her. She laughed out loud when they got back to his place and she saw the size of his puny apartment, but in her drunken stupor she removed her clothes, and his. She laughed when she saw his four inch cock, but she was too far gone to think about fending him off. She even willingly took him inside her.