Sex Is All Around
Humor & Satire Story

Sex Is All Around

by Robsi 1 min read 3.0 (15,200 views)
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1

I see it on TV; I see it everywhere,

Sex is all around me and I just want my share,

I smell it in the wind; the scent is oh so strong,

So if you want a good time mine is nine inches long,

Chorus

You know I’d like to take you from behind,

When you bend over you blow my mind,

There’s nothing that I would not do,

To help me to get inside of you,

2

You’re on your knees before me as I get out my meat,

I ask you if you would like a sticky, creamy treat,

You ask for payment up front so I give you the cash,

But then you run away when you see my nasty rash,

(Repeat Chorus)

3

I smell it in the wind the scent is oh so strong,

So if you want a good time mine is nine inches long,

Mine is nine inches long,

Mine is nine inches,

Mine is nine inches

Mine is nine inches long,

(Repeat to fade)

Please note:

All sizes quoted in this work are entirely fictitious…unfortunately!

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