Ch. 9 Lucky and Luscious
The gaming room in the back was no busier than the strip club. A twin to the customer out front was laying dollars down on the blackjack table like he was tipping a stripper. He was no luckier than the other fella; that is, he could see the goods, but he couldn't touch them.
At the base of the stairs stood a punk flunky wearing a windbreaker over a pointy-collared shirt, with gold chains around his neck. I said, "Hey, rebel without a cause, 'Goodfellas' was set two generations ago, and brushed past him before he unhooded his eyes.
"Wait a minute! You can't go up there."
"Yet here I go," I tossed back at him over my shoulder. "Come along if you want."
I took them two at a time, quickstepped it down the hall, and went through the door just before he got his hand on my collar. I stopped abruptly, ducked and backstepped. I got his hand with mine, put my thumb into the pressure point, and twisted his arm around behind him. I shucked his gun from his waistband just before he got his hand on it. I gave his elbow a love tap with the gun barrel. I kicked his feet out from under him and stepped past him to lay the gun on the desk.
"Hey Lucky," I said, giving no more attention to the flunky on the floor. "When are you going to get some security in here?"
"Rick! Why you always gotta show off when you come in here? Just call me, I'm always happy to see you. He looked at the flunky, now getting back to his feet and shaking his numb right arm. "Carmine, forgive my old friend Rick. He's a showboat. Go ahead back downstairs."
The door closed.
Two other people were in the room, standing to the side. I recognized one. Luscious Johnson was a pudgy younger version of Jimmy Mack. The other was a woman. 5'6" with a gymnast's build, in a shiny black catsuit that showed it. She had pale skin and fine features. Her dark hair was pulled back in a ponytail. She watched me like someone watching a fatal car crash; someone who's concern was that it would make her late for work.
I could understand why Luscious was giving me the evil eye, but what'd she have against me?
Lucky was talking. "Funny you mentioned security. That's one of the areas Luscious here is taking control of for me. You know Luscious, right?"
"We've never met, but I know him like tofu."
Luscious spoke, "What the fuck that sposed to mean?"
"Nobody likes tofu either."
He puffed out his chest and took a step toward me. One of his eyes twitched.
I thought the woman's mouth twitched a little too.
Lucky pushed his hands out in a calming motion. "Luscious, you know Rick's just fucking with you. Leave it alone."
Luscious said, "You'll be eating tofu through a straw if you keep talking, jack. Be eatin' dirt soon enough, when Jimmy Mack comes home. Tough time cracking wise when you're smiling with your throat." He pulled his finger across his neck."
"That's been tried before. You'll have a tough time cutting my throat while you're sucking dick on cell block D." I shrugged.
Lucky pushed on, "Actually, Luscious doesn't like touching other men intimately, so my other associate, Ivana frisks everyone who comes in the room. She gets a kick out of it."
The woman stepped toward me, saying, "Ivana Kikyanutsoff. Spread your legs please."
"That's been tried before, too."
"That's her name, Rick," Lucky said. "She's Russian."
"Also my pleasure," she said, with a thin smile. "Spread legs. Just a frisk for now."
She patted me down professionally, until her hand ran up my inner thigh. She got a good grip on my balls, held on and said, "Big target." Then ran her hand along my shaft and muttered, "Lethal weapon." But she looked at Lucky and said, "He's clean."
"Let's have a drink," he said. "Luscious, can you pour us all a whiskey?"
Luscious passed around the whiskey glasses, and we toasted and tasted.
"How can I help you, Rick," Lucky asked.
"I'm looking for Randy Mercury."
"Mercury! I love that guy, but I haven't seen him in about a week. You should ask Gina the bartender. They had a thing going."