Maw rousted me out before the sun'd come up. She was all fired up to gets her cannin' in early 'cause it were gonna be a hot day. The two of us worked like beavers and finished a bit after noontime. Last for me to do was takin' the rinds and peels down to slop the hogs with. Them hogs was a lollin' round and keepin' cool in dirty water and mud. Everyone knows that hogs is smart animals and theys gives me an idear to keep my own self cool like them.
I lit out fer Cripple Creek. Weren't a soul around sos I gets nekked and dives right in. It didn't take much splashin' around before I wased feelin' fine. The water was most refreshin' and when I gets out, the sun and wind on ma bare skin was mighty pleasin'. Instead a gettin' dressed agin', I stretched out on top of my clothes, closed my eyes and wased 'bouts ta drift off when I hears some talkin'.
It sounded like womenfolk and I was reachin' fer my drawers when I done stopped. It'd been a few days scincin' I'd been o'er to Pine Ridge and played 'tickle and tuck' with Bessie Conkers. I figgered there wased a chance that I might have some fun if'n I played possum instead.
I quick laid back down and set my private alayin' off to the side in full view. The voices grows louder and then all a sudden gets kinda hushed but not sos quiet as I couldn't make out words. One of 'em says, "Lookey Eulie, there's a nekky man over theres."
"Ethel, you's is right. That looks like Pole McCoy. Ya think?"
"You's right, Eulie May. Oh, land sakes! Does ya see the size of his dangler? I ne'er knowed thats why they call him Pole."
They starts gigglin' and I fights not to move a muscle. I knows that they's the Gubbins twins - Ethel and Eulie May. Theys awfully purty gals. Maw always says they's like two peas in a pod and folks has trouble tellin' one from ta other. Theys looks alike, talks alike, acts alike and even gots hitched on the same day. They's two cabins is only a stone's throw apart and I always wondered how their hubbies tells 'em different.
Then, I hears one whisper, "I sures would like ta see how big he gets when he gets 'cited."
"Me too. I bet it gets powerful large. Hey, if'n it does, I wonders what it feel like inside of me?"
Theys giggled some mores softlike and then one of 'em says, "Shush, he's a' restin' deep. Let's sneak down younder a bit, takes us a dip and then come back and maybe find out."
It were all I could do to lay still as what I hears sounded mighty promisin'. Weren't too long befores I hears the grass swoosh and then some breathin' right close. When I feels something touch my privates, I jest stirs slowlike. They didn't stop the two of 'em rubbin' my pole and nuts. My private starst ta risin' up sos I actses like I wakin' up slow and be surprised at openin' ma eyes. There weren't no way I could keep from grinnin' any longer and sos I props myself up on my elbows and says, "Afternoon, ladies. Find somethin' you be alikin'?"
The two turns some sos I sees four lovely tits, each one as purty as the other three, pointin' my way. Both them giggles and smiles. Their four hands starts rubbin' a little harder with one of 'em answerin', "Pole, the two of us always thought you was named 'cause of your bein' so skinny as a young'un. Nows we knows the real reason."