What makes me giggle, is that people are offended by the use of foul language, religious and political incorrectness, or sexual imagery, when they are less offended by the violence and truth of what happens in daily life. The term Hysteria literally means "emanating from the womb." What advice would you give our current Secretary of State if she were your client? If your answer is for her to get her own intern you receive a 50% credit on your answer.
Second Question and context: A psychology professor, in a post graduate course no less, said the following: "In the final analysis, all behavior is chemical." That's it. Except for Chemistry majors we can all go home now. I wish someone had told that to me in kindergarten. I could have avoided all the home work and final exams. Furthermore, thank God, thank Freud, thank Socrates, thank Obama, thank both Houses of Congress, and thank Wall Street for Dow Chemical; for a moment there, I thought we were in trouble. Therefore you may ask if all behavior is chemical and hysteria emanates from the womb, can men, such as myself, be diagnosed with hysteria? If your answer is to take a Viagra and go to bed you receive a 50% credit on your answer.
Third question and context: I am a romantic at heart, I love my students, so no offense to any visual or performing arts majors out there when I say my favorite, most important, most pivotal, most beloved, most character-character, of all time is Lt. Dan's fiancée in the movie Forrest Gump. If I remember correctly, and I refuse to do even the simplest of research, she says two words, has a five second close-up, and ten seconds of screen time. Think about her character within the context of the story and if you are a romantic at heart, I meant to say I love all my female students, no offense to you fellows, you will know that she is the epitome, the personification, the embodiment, the quintessential symbol of love and redemption. What answer does her character provide to the problem of hysteria? If your answer is she is willing to go to bed with a one-legged man with two alloy legs you receive a 50% credit on your answer.
Good luck on your research, welcome to my class, and I assure you if you pass my class which few do, you will know all about what abnormal is and a wee-bit about psychology as well.
Before class is dismissed does anyone have any questions?
One beautifully gorgeous blonde freshman co-ed with the face of an angel, the body of a Goddess, and the brain of an Einstein raises her hand and inquires: if during my research I become your intern, keep you supplied with Viagra, part my lips open my mouth swallow you're manhood up, lie down spread my legs apart while taking your middle leg into the warm core of my wet desire up to the hilt, and pay my own dry-cleaning bills - do I receive a 100% credit on my answer, which is SEX?
My first A+ student. Class dismissed.
