Welcome back again to New Rack City, where superheroes, villains, and mad science battles rage every day. Leotards, lab coats and insane experiments. Comic book heroes, comic book-porn style sex with oversized...everything. A world of giant tits, ridiculously large cocks and endlessly ready, constantly horny, men and women. This is a "just for the fun of it" world with wall-to-wall crazed sex. It is full of silly characters and plenty of nonsense. It is partly comedy, party parody and largely fun-to-write over-the-top wall-to-wall sex scenes that have little basis in reality. Mirror
4. New Rack City: The New Heroes
Rise of Siren and The Haven
"We can't be certain, but it appears that Waverunner has been captured by Mistress Squid and dragged off by her Squidions."
Joey watched the TV in quiet horror. The story had come on just as she was shutting down for the day. The Commissioner had just finished running down information on Mistress Squid's failed attempt to steal a nuclear submarine right out of the shipyard. She'd been stopped when Waverunner used a directed tidal wave to damage bay doors so they couldn't be opened.
Unfortunately, the little blonde superhero had been knocked out by an explosive bolt fired by one of the intelligent semi-anthropoid squid minions, aka 'Squidions,' and captured.
Joey, aka Petty Officer First Class JoAnne Martinnelli, took a breath and prayed Suzie was okay. This was what she hadn't expected when she became the superheroine's live-in lover. She'd just had a terrible crush on Ensign Suzanne Quinton and made her move, quite successfully as it turned out. Sure, she'd been assisted by alien nanites, but "Suzie-Q" had already been eying her with lustful thoughts anyway.
Joey had been hoping for a thoroughly satisfying one night stand - or maybe a one-weekend-stand - with the hardbody little blonde stick of dynamite, but that night had stretched to nearly four months. Along the way she'd discovered Suzie's secret identity and found out that they fit together like puzzle pieces. Suzie had worked with her and they figured out how Joey could sort-of control her nanites, at least a little bit. About the only things Joey had figured out how to do so far were to breathe water, which was cool, and she could decrease or increase the amount of sex-pheromones she was putting out. Decreasing them was important so she wouldn't attract every adult bisexual or lesbian female for miles around. Increasing them in private was fun because it drove Suzie crazy in a really good hot way that they both absolutely loved.
Trying not to panic or at least not to look like she was panicking, Joey sent a last email and finished shutting her station down.
With a deep breath she walked as slowly as she dared to her car, slid into the driver's seat and pulled out her cell phone.
She almost called but stopped. If Suzie did have her phone and it rang, Mistress Squid would destroy it.
Joey pulled up the phone locator app and hit it. She expected it to be in the water miles off shore, but it was sitting in a portside warehouse not even three miles from the Navy Yard.
Joey headed for it, not sure what she was doing. Calling the police was bad, they'd involve the Navy, who already had a hard-on for Waverunner - not in a good way. Suzie could end up in prison for a dozen Uniform Code of Military Justice infractions, if she even survived getting taken into custody, which wasn't a sure thing with the kind of firepower normally used against rogue superheroes and villains.
When she reached her destination Joey just stared at the plain warehouse. Suzie might have just left her phone there; it might even be a trap. But she couldn't just leave her.
Joey thought for a moment. She really didn't want to go in there in any kind of Navy uniform, given how much Mistress Squid hated the Navy. She'd worked out before going in to work and left the clothes in the hamper, so she didn't have her workout clothes. She could just wear her underwear, but both the massive bra and the granny panties were standard Navy issue, and Mistress Squid might know that.
She dug in the back seat; the only thing she turned up Suzie's shiny gold thong string bikini from the weekend they'd rented a cottage with its own private beach. It'd been wasted that time because they just didn't wear anything on the beach at all.
Taking a deep breath, she made a decision. It was crazy, but she didn't really have any choice.
Joey quickly stripped down and pulled the bikini on. The micro bikini didn't even cover much on tiny blonde Suzie; on Joey it was a micro-micro mini bikini. The top pieces didn't even fully cover her nipples. Thank God the elastic strings stretched enough.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Joey braced herself and quickly walked to the side door. She could sneak in and see if she could do anything at all. If she was caught, she could pretend to be a lost stripper, maybe?
She quietly opened the door and slipped into the darkness.
She made it five steps.
Lights suddenly flashed and she found herself surrounded by Squidions with leveled weapons. Joey held very still while one of them trilled loudly.
"Unlocked? Are you telling me one of you idiots left the side door to our secret base unlocked? Get out of here and make sure all the other doors really are locked this time. Whoever she is, she hardly appears dangerous." An imperious woman's voice filled the air.
A tall purple-blue woman stepped around one of the Squidions. Mistress Squid, Atlanean Princess-in-Exile, noted terrorist leader and crime boss. Elegant facial features befitting royalty, long prehensile cilia in place of hair, the topless woman had smallish breasts, with perky dark purple nipples. Joey's gaze flickered down, the Princess was wearing a jewel-encrusted girdle with long runners of not-quite-transparent white cloth hanging almost to the floor in front and back. The long, slender tentacles coming off her sides formed an elegant looking cape down her back
She looked over Joey haughtily. "You certainly don't seem familiar, I'm sure I would have remembered breasts that size. What powers do you have? Super strength?"
Joey shook her head. "No Ma'am."
"Fire? Ice?"
Joey shook her head. Maybe this had been a really bad idea.
"Are you a speedster?"
Joey snorted and pointed to her enormous breasts. "Sure, I'd beat myself unconscious in about four steps."
Mistress Squid pursed her full purple lips, suppressing a smile. "Fair enough. If you're psychic, don't bother; my tiara protects me from mind control and other psychic attacks."
"I'm not anything. I just want Su... Waverunner back so I can take her home and take care of her."
"Do you really think I'll just say 'okay' and let you take my defeated arch-nemesis out of here?"
"I had to do something."
The Princess raised one eyebrow. "Are you her lover?"
Joey squared her jaw defiantly. "Do you have a problem with that?"
"Certainly not." A tentacle suddenly shot out and wrapped around Joey's neck. "Come with me."
Joey didn't actually have much choice; the villainess turned and walked, her tentacle half-leading and half dragging Joey along.
Across a room, down a corridor and into a larger room. Suzie was strapped down on a table, nude and unconscious. A large seashell-like helmet was strapped to her head.
"What have you done to her?"
"Nothing...yet. I'm just keeping her unconscious until I decide what to do with her."
"Naked?"
"Heroes have a disconcerting habit of having hidden pockets in even the skimpiest of uniforms." Mistress Squid paused. "Do you?"
