I'm a single woman and am usually horny. I know it's hard to believe that a woman can be horny, but it's true. I have worn out my boyfriends in the past, but for some reason when they break up with me, they forget how amazing the sex was. In any case, it had been a few weeks since I had had real sex and since it was a cold and snowy Wednesday evening, I decided I would log on to the Literotica Chat Room and see who I could find.
I log on as Erin25. I don't need some weird name such as hornyerin, or desperateforsex. I like people to know what my name is and how old I am. I logged on and quickly changed my profile so that I had the cute pink butterfly as my avatar and put in that I was cute and flirty and wanted to chat with a cute and flirty guy. Well, I barely had time to type that out when my screen was filled with yellow.
I quickly checked out the profiles of the guys who were messaging me. Some guys actually put in information in their profiles, which helps things out a lot. I mean, when I see that a guy can barely spell a word, I know that they are probably too illiterate to hold down a conversation. Some profiles are funny and others intrigue me.
On this specific day, someone named JustPlainBig messaged me. I checked and the only thing on his profile was his age. I was intrigued although I'm not sure why and responded back. This was how the conversation went.
"Hi." I said.
"Hi baby. Do you like a big cock?"
At this point, I am wondering if I look that desperate. I mean, I own two vibrators so if I needed some one-dimensional thing I could just pretend to talk to my jackrabbit. I was actually looking for some conversation that would get me horny.
"Yes, although how a guy uses it turns me on more."
"It's eleven inches. Think you can handle that?"
I sighed. He didn't sound crude when he had said hello to me. Now, I was disappointed. For one thing, very few men have an eleven-inch penis and even if they did, it would hurt like hell. I tried to figure out why this guy was lying. I wasn't that horny anymore, but had nothing better to do.
"Actually anything over eight inches hurts me. I'm not the type that likes pain during sex, but thank you anyways."
"Oh I bet you do like it rough you little slut. Let me bend you over my car and fuck you senseless."
Well then I got upset. I clicked on the little red line button and decided that JustPlainBig had a big cock, but no brain. He also was illiterate which was unfortunate.