Author's Note: Angel and the Bri-Guy are two of my favorite characters that I share with another writer, drksideofthemoon and we write many humor stories about them. I've decided to play with them some more this year, and I hope you enjoy although it's a little different from their previous adventures... and yes, Tonya Teaser will be joining them eventually. There are other stories about Angel, Bri-Guy and Tonya on both mine and drksideofthemoon's bios if you want to check them out.
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Angel was sitting on the beach, enjoying her long vacation, her luscious tits were barely encased by the triangles of her bikini top and her g-string bottom left little to the imagination.
*poof*
The Bri-Guy appeared beside her and she shrieked, spilling her drink with the fruit on a toothpick all over herself. Bri-Guy grinned appreciatively at her now wet top and glistening stomach, reaching over he picked the cherry out of her belly button. Angel smacked his hand and he dropped it in the sand, staring sadly down as his chance to get her cherry disappeared.
"What are you doing here?" she asked, furious, glaring at him very hard.
Bri-Guy sighed, "It's 2006, our vacation is over. There's a new Survivorphile contest you know, so the Big Woman is recruiting us again."
"Well I won't do it," Angel said decisively as she wiped the spilled fruit drink from her body.
"Oh come on, please," he begged, "I haven't seen you in months and I'm so horny that I've grown a fourth horn!"
Angel eyed him, "Where?" She didn't see any new horn. To her surprise, the Bri-guy blushed.
"I'll show you later..." he muttered, "But you won't get to see it unless you agree to be part of the story."
Her curiosity was aroused, she had to admit... and it would be good to see everyone again.
"Alright," she sighed, "But not today, let me finish my vacation and I'll meet you tomorrow at my place."
The Bri-Guy shrugged, leered at her boobs which were threatening to burst out of her top one last time and then
*poof*
Angel sighed and leaned back... her last day of vacation. Might as well make the most of the sun's rays. She pulled off her bikini top for a topless tan, and most of the male population on the beach was forced to immediately run into the freezing water to hide their bulges.
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"So what are we doing?" Angel asked the next day, lounging on her couch with the Bri-Guy.
"Well, she wants us to do a bunch of the categories from the site. Our way." he said, he was actually very happy with the assignment - especially today's!
Angel looked at him suspiciously, "And what exactly do you mean by that?"
"Like today," he said, rubbing his hands together with glee, "Today is 'Anal'".
Angel groaned.
"We've got to do it just like the other stories," the Bri-guy was already whipping off his clothes, his dick rock hard. Angel frowned at it.
"What did you do to that?" she demanded, "It's... it's BIGGER."
The Bri-Guy nodded, "It's special, just for this story! I've noticed that all the anal guys have big cocks, wide like a coke can and long long long!"
Angel stared in trepidation at the thing that was supposed to go in her tender tush, "I don't think so."
"What?!" he said, "But that's what all the stories say!"
"No," she said firmly, "You shrink that thing down or it's not going anywhere."
Deflated, in more ways that one, the Bri-Guy complied - although as soon as her back was turned he boosted it up again. Just a little bit.
Looking over her shoulder Angel said, "You better have brought the lube, I don't have any."
"Better!" said the Bri-Guy, very cheerful now that his dick was more like a sausage (although he was rather sad about losing the coke can cock), "I have butter!"
