Dear Penthouse,
I never believed that the letters that I read in your magazine were really real. Like, how could somebody, some average guy like me, ever end up with a chick as hot as the ones that are written about? Well, it happened to me and my friend Bob.
Me and Bob were in this dance bar throwing back some brewskies and eyeing the babes. There were some pretty hot looking women in the place and we were just checking them out when in walked these two gorgeous honeys. They were both tall and built. The one was blonde with a rack that you just couldn't keep your eyes off of, and the other one was a bodacious brunette.
They stopped just inside the doorway and scoped out the place. Bob and me were trying to look cool, but we really didn't figure that two beautiful women like these would want to pick up with a couple of ordinary Joe's like us. So we just sorta checked it out then turned around to watch the ball game on the TV. Next thing you know these babes have walked over and sat down next to us.
"Hi," said the blonde, "my name's Tiffany and this is my friend Roxanne. You guys look like you could use some company."
Trying to keep my eyes off the sweater that was straining to cover her tits, I said, "Hi, I'm Jeff and this is Bob. Why don't we find a table where we can be more comfortable."
There just happened to be a booth at the back of the bar that had just become free so we headed over to it with the girls and ordered a round of beers.
We sat there talking and drinking for a bit when the subject naturally turned to sex. It had been a while since Bob or me had got laid and it must have showed on our faces. Tiffany and Roxanne looked at each other and then Tiffany said, "Why don't we go back to our place. We have some beer in the fridge and we can put on some tunes there."
That sounded like a great idea to us, so we said together, "Sure! Sounds great!" So we followed the babes to their apartment.
"Sit down and relax," said Roxanne, "I'll get you a beer."
As I said earlier, Tiffany was one good looking blonde with a great set of tits. Roxanne was not as well endowed in the chest department, but she had a great ass and a pair of legs that seemed to go on forever, especially in the short shorts and high heels she was wearing.
Besides her tight sweater, Tiffany was wearing a real short skirt, that barely hid her ass and a pair of four inch spikes which really showed off her legs.
There were two couches in the room, and Bob had sat on one and me on the other. Just as natural as could be, Tiffany came and sat beside me and Roxanne sat beside Bob.
As we sat drinking the beers, we started to talk about sex some more. Tiffany said that she really enjoyed watching porn movies because she felt like a voyeur, but she had never watched anybody in real life.
Roxanne had slid closer to Bob and she began to rub his chest through his shirt while her long leg rubbed up and down his leg. It wasn't too very long before you could see Bob's hard-on through his jeans. Meanwhile, Tiffany had slipped her hand in between my thighs and was working her way up to my woody.
I leaned over to Tiffany and gave her a long, hot, wet, tongue tying kiss which she returned enthusiastically. My hand creeped up under her sweater and was soon massaging her nice firm tit. I could feel her nipple hardening as I squeezed her tit and I couldn't wait to release it from its restraint.
Over on the other couch, Roxanne had straddled Bob's lap and was in the middle of trying to take off his shirt while engaging in a bout of tongue wrestling. Her shorts had ridden way up the crack of her ass and Bob was kneading it like crazy.
