Dear Penthouse,
I never believed that the letters that I read in your magazine were really real. Like, how could somebody, some average guy like me, ever end up with a chick as hot as the ones that are written about? Well, it happened to me and my friend Bob.
Me and Bob were in this dance bar throwing back some brewskies and eyeing the babes. There were some pretty hot looking women in the place and we were just checking them out when in walked these two gorgeous honeys. They were both tall and built. The one was blonde with a rack that you just couldn't keep your eyes off of, and the other one was a bodacious brunette.
They stopped just inside the doorway and scoped out the place. Bob and me were trying to look cool, but we really didn't figure that two beautiful women like these would want to pick up with a couple of ordinary Joe's like us. So we just sorta checked it out then turned around to watch the ball game on the TV. Next thing you know these babes have walked over and sat down next to us.
"Hi," said the blonde, "my name's Tiffany and this is my friend Roxanne. You guys look like you could use some company."
Trying to keep my eyes off the sweater that was straining to cover her tits, I said, "Hi, I'm Jeff and this is Bob. Why don't we find a table where we can be more comfortable."
There just happened to be a booth at the back of the bar that had just become free so we headed over to it with the girls and ordered a round of beers.
We sat there talking and drinking for a bit when the subject naturally turned to sex. It had been a while since Bob or me had got laid and it must have showed on our faces. Tiffany and Roxanne looked at each other and then Tiffany said, "Why don't we go back to our place. We have some beer in the fridge and we can put on some tunes there."
That sounded like a great idea to us, so we said together, "Sure! Sounds great!" So we followed the babes to their apartment.
"Sit down and relax," said Roxanne, "I'll get you a beer."
As I said earlier, Tiffany was one good looking blonde with a great set of tits. Roxanne was not as well endowed in the chest department, but she had a great ass and a pair of legs that seemed to go on forever, especially in the short shorts and high heels she was wearing.