What men say isn’t always what they mean; and I should know, I am one! The list that follows gives you an insight into the mind of us sex crazed beings known simply as…men!
We say: I love you.
We mean: Get your knickers off; I’ve just got time for a quick one!
We say: Sorry about that, I got a little over excited.
We mean: I came, that’s all I’m worried about!
We say: Can I buy you a drink!
We mean: If I can get you drunk I’ll have better chance of fucking you!
We say: I’ll ring you.
We mean: Nice knowing you, now fuck off!
We say: I had a meeting that ran late.
We mean: I just fucked my secretary!
We say: No, thanks. I’ve got to be up early.
We mean: I fucked my secretary again!
We say: I really do love you.
We mean: I’m drunk!
We say: I really, really do love you.
We mean: I’m out of my face on crack!
We say: I’m just nipping out for half an hour.
We mean: I’m off down the pub to get pissed. I’ll see you tomorrow!
We say: Will you marry me?
We mean: Please suck my cock!
We say: I can’t see you tonight. I’m going out with my mates.
We mean: Fuck off, you’re dumped!
We say: Of course I remembered.
We mean: Oh shit, I forgot!
We say: Would you like to dance?
We mean: You’ve got a massive pair of tits and I want to see them wobble!