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Max Explains Sluts International

Max Explains Sluts International

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Sorry, no hook for this one. Read at your peril because it's mostly just an explanation of Sluts International and promises to be kinky, yet dry.

Then again, if you're into dry fucking, maybe this will be your thing. No judgements here.

(Disclaimer Statement from the IRL Author-

Kink Patches exist. They can be found all over places where crafty people sell things like them. The people that make them had nothing to do with what follows. This is an alt-universe idea inspired by those fine folks and their products. If you feel like visiting their storefronts and throwing some money their way, please feel free to do so. I imagine they'd welcome the business. I get nothing from any sales they make.)

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So here's what I know and can pass on- I did not come up with the idea for the patches initially. I don't know who did, but good for them. But whomever it was that took the idea and ran with it? Brilliant! Kinky genius.

It starts with the App- just like other 'hookup' apps, you download it to your phone, create your profile of likes, dislikes and kinks you want to try and so forth. It then acts just like any other similar app, reaching out to a specific area for like-minded individuals eager to help you 'earn' your various badges. A reward system for kinky and sluttish behavior.

And, in spite of how I've portrayed it in the stories it's popped up in so far, it's unisex. The developers are very sex-positive and fully support all LGBTQ+ lifestyles and most of the 'badges' reflect this. Uptight 'gender norm' warriors need not apply. (And can stop reading right now IMO. Seriously, fuck off dinosaur.)

I mean, in using the App myself, I'm labeling myself a Slut so... take that how you will.

First Badge

Kink/porn/'adult' patches have been around for a long time. As I understand it, they started with outlaw bikers (Specifically the Hell's Angels Club.) who put specific-colored wings on their vests to let others know that they'd been WITNESSED eating out a variety of women. That 'witnessed' part will be important a bit further on.

It's a simple pair of outstretched wings in one of multiple colors-

Black - Sex with a black female (or widow?)

Blue - Eating out a dead lady (Originally saw this one listed as "With a female cop" and/or under water)

Brown - Anal sex with a female

Buffalo - Sex with a fat chick. (Their words, not mine)

Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female (Sometimes listed as having engaged in a Gang Bang.)

Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD

Grey - Someone over 50 or older than you by 5 years

Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend

Pink - Sex with a white girl

Platinum/Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation

Purple - Sex with a pregnant woman

Orange - Sex with a disabled person

Rainbow - Sex with a dude (Or with someone who pukes into your mouth when you're kissing. Seems like a reach going from one to the other.)

Red - Sex with a woman who is on her period

Silver - Sex with a much older person (+20 Years)

White - Sex with a virgin

Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent

Now, a Disclaimer- I don't know how accurate this information IS in terms of real-life motorcycle clubs/gangs as I'm not one to pop down to my local hangout and throw those sorts of questions around to people who could pound me into jelly thinking I'm a cop. All of this is culled from online sources that all seem to be consistent. I would not go waving your sash around at a Biker Rally unless you already knew the folks there and were confident at not stepping on any toes.

Or like getting the living shit kicked out of you. That's on you.

The folks at SI (Sluts International, because I'm not going to type that out each time.) have taken this and adapted something similar, but more for the digital age- the lower half of a figure, legs open with either female (Meaning you perform oral on women.) or male (You suck dick.) genitalia or both (Designating you are bi and/or will go down on anyone.). The legs are colored in the gender identity flag of the wearer's choice.

Above and behind the spread legs is a set of open wings with colorless feathers. According to the site, as you have partners, you color in each wing dependent on the racial makeup of said partner-

Black for those of black African descent.

Pink for Caucasians.

Tan has been added for Hispanics

Yellow for Asians of all sorts.

An Orange or Red outline can be added if your partner is either disabled or having her time of the month. It's a toggle box during the Activity Selection process.

I don't know why there isn't a choice for Native American or Arabic ancestry yet, but that's not my thing to worry about. I'm not suggesting there SHOULDN'T be, it's simply not my call to make.

I'm currently holding a Female with Straight Ally Flag Patch with about 20 or so feathers filled in various colors. Variety IS the spice of life!

I'm telling you all of this because this Oral Badge is usually where people start and, on a sash (Either digital or physical depending on how Loud and Proud you are.), it sits highest on the Upper Left (So designated because the WAGGGS (Girls Scouts for those of you not paying attention!) sash runs Right to Left while the SI sash goes Left to Right.). The physical version is about five inches across, an inch and a half tall and is centered on the sash across the top just below the shoulder.

Again, I didn't formalize any of this, I'm just passing the info on.

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'Earning' Badges

Before going into the various badges (Or patches, they can be used interchangeably.) themselves, I suppose I should talk a bit about how you 'earn' them. This comes back to the app and the profile you created, as well as that bit from the bikers about being 'witnessed' doing something.

When you meet up with a person through the app, the system generates a QR code that's unique to you and that particular person (Or persons as the case may be.). You scan the code from their device and it pops up a list of the various kinks they are engaged in that you have in common, with unconnected activities further down the list. You scroll down the list, check off the things you did together following the guidelines of the various badges. Once that's done (Usually AFTER you've finished getting sweaty and actually DOING the things.), you simply hit 'Done' and the system logs your encounter, adding your digital signature to their 'Witness List' and theirs to yours.

As these signatures add up, you and they earn points towards your next 'achievement' in said activity. For instance-

When I first met the two Japanese Girl Sluts, one of them was seeking to get her first badge in Anal Sex. She had already engaged in that activity with four other partners, so by the end of the night, my signature gave her the last dick in her backside she needed to get that particular badge.

Doing something with five different partners seems to be the norm when earning the first rank of a badge. I presume it's because that gives you a chance to try something with a variety of body shapes and personality types to decide if that's something you enjoy or want to set aside until you feel comfortable trying again.

Getting a second badge in something is called 'ranking' and operates on a doubling down scale. You had to start off doing something with five partners to earn the first badge, but to go to the next 'level' you have to engage in that activity with ten different partners than the original five. Then twenty-five. Then fifty. All the way up to the Fifth Level (5 Stars) which requires two hundred previously un-connected participants. Obviously, only dedicated Sluts get 5 Stars in more than one activity.

This is, I imagine, to keep people from claiming 5 Star status because their regular partner screws them in the ass 2-3 times a week. Again, not my rules, though I suppose you can't really be considered much of a Slut if you just screw the same five people over and over again with no variety and maybe that's the reasoning behind the requirements?

There IS an exception to this rule however, and it comes in the Group Sex category, which I'll try and get to later in better detail. However, the exception is that, when assembling the 'Group' the QR code that is assembled is a combination of the various parties involved instead if individuals. This means that a couple can improve their 'body count' by inviting someone new to a Threesome and each one counts towards the ranking for all parties involved. Meaning that an individual does not have to have two NEW partners every time, just one. I don't know if this is a glitch or not, but it's worth noting.

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The Virgin Killer

Of special note among the badges I'm about to give you a rundown of is the Virgin Killer Badge, which can be the next most common badge a person can earn. Unlike the dress of the same name, this is easily achievable by someone of either gender.

To earn this badge, you must sign up new members for the app (i.e. 'Virgins' regardless of their sexual history.) and wait. They earn the badge for YOU, much like you earn the badge for the person who introduced you to the app (My member QR code will be at the end of the document... just saying.).

As your 'virgins' earn their first five badges, you are qualified for the Virgin Killer. When five of them have each claimed five badges of their own, you are awarded the Virgin Killer. After that, the progression is remarkably similar to the others- your inductees get ten badges, or you add ten more virgins to the app, your rank improves. There's a chart somewhere on the app that explains how it all works. Reminds me of that Beautiful Mind Math meme when I look at it so I just smile, nod and move on. I've got my VK Award and I'm making steady progress on my first Star for it, so it's all good.

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The Badges (Finally!)

Alright, this COULD be interesting, or it could be a pretty dry list of the badges available to you on the app so far. The app is there, so I don't really see the need to reinvent the wheel, but I do see some merit in hitting some of the highlights. I'll try and hit the big categories and follow up with interesting bits in them if possible.

Reading through the App initially, it looked like someone had taken all the kink sections of a BUNCH of websites where people of various tastes gather, dumped them on the floor in a big pile and started grabbing stuff at random. The updates certainly sorted and streamlined this, taking out some redundancies and refining some others.

Badges are broken down into three categories- Tiered Badges, Achievements and Designations. Tiered Badges we've discussed before- They go from New through Levels 1-5. Many Badges can be further broken down into something more specific. For instance, the 'Spanking' badge can have tabs indicating the bearer is into being spanked by Hand, Crop, Flogger and so forth.

BDSM is a broad category broken down into a number of specialized badges-

Bondage/Discipline

Caged

Hypno

Objectification

Shibari

Spanking (Paddle, Crop, Whip, Flogger, Wooden Spoon, Belt, Switch)

Suspension

Sado/Masochism

Blood Play (Vampire)

Breath Play

Electro

Fire (Wax)/Ice Play

Humiliation

Knife

Needle

ROLEPLAY

Baby Play

Bratting

Cosplay

Cross Dressing (I'm not sure why this is here and considered a 'Kink' and not a lifestyle choice. Unless it means cross dressing for that date?)

Latex

Medical (Probed! which is Alien sex)

Rape Play

PUBLIC

Bukkake

Gangbang

Gym Slut

Group Sex

Nudism (Again, this is more of a Lifestyle in my mind. Streaking leading to sex maybe?)

Outdoor Sex (includes Beach, Boat, Car, Mile High Club, Pool/Hot Tub locations)

TOYS

Anything's A Dildo

Monster Fucker

Pegging

Remote Control

Sybian Saddle

Sex Swing

Toy Box (Pertains to the use of multiple toys at once.)

GENERAL SEX

Anal (Enema)

Creampie

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Cumplay (Pearl Necklace, Snowballing, Splash Zone)

Fisting

Food Play (Splooshing)

Happy Endings Massage

Kama Sutra

Masturbation (Mutual, Handjob, Public)

Orgasm Donor (Multiple, Denial, Forced)

Oral (Deep Throat, Glory Hole, Summer of '69)

Shower Sex

Stoned

Vanilla Sex

Voyeurism

Under the Influence (Alcohol)

Urine/Feces

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Achievements

Achievements are earned ONCE and do not Tier. I believe this has to do with not rewarding addictive behavior when it comes to medical procedures or multiple photo sets for models. Not really sure how this works if the wearer had the process done before or after joining the app community. Might have something to do with contacting the owners/moderators. These include, but are not limited to-

Breast Augmentation

Plastic Surgery

Piercings (Prince Albert)

Penile Enlargement

Straight/Gay/Lesbian to Bi/Gay/Lesbian

Nude Photos

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Designators

Designators started as choices you selected at the beginning of using the app and evolved into short tabs that the bearer can put on their sashes below the Oral Wings.

A few, like MILF/DILF, Cougar or Silver Fox, can be awarded to you by a partner but need to be confirmed by other partners before they are awarded. Most of them look like general lifestyle choices to me. I'm only showing the ones I'm vaguely familiar with.

Baby Girl/Boy

Bear/Twink

Bitch

Butch/Femme

Camgirl/Boy

Cougar, Silver Fox

Cuddle Slut (I didn't think there would be a lot of call for this one, but it's more popular than you'd think!)

Free Use

Furry

Master/Mistress

MILF/DILF

Pet Play (Cat, Dog, HuCow, Pig, Pony)

Princess

Rope Bunny

Sex Worker

Size Queen

Slave

Stripper

Swallower

Switch

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Not Included-

One last thing- there are at least three types of Deviant Behavior that are not counted, considered or rewarded on the app. There might be more, but I wanted to check on these three specifically. In short, while the individual might be 'into' this shit, the ability to knowingly consent to and/or participate in sexual activity is not within the legal and/or cognizant capabilities of the partners in question. The programmers have stated, and I agree with them on this- that anyone caught using the SI App to engage in these sorts of behavior will be Blacklisted and reported to the nearest legal authority.

Necrophilia, Pedophilia, Bestiality

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Safe, Sane, Consensual. Stay Strong. Be Slutty. Eat the Cookies!

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