This story is a work of fiction. Any semblance to actual persons or real world events is 100% purely coincidental, I promise. No cap.
The year is 2019, and the first female President of the United States has agreed to meet with the Supreme Leader of South Korea.
Before dipping her toes into politics, Lisanne Troth was most famously an underwear model. Early into the election cycle, Senator Arlene Gibson, the opposing party's own female nominee, created a smear campaign where hundreds of Lisanne Troth's sex tapes and nude photos were leaked to the public. This ended up backfiring greatly. It skyrocketed the already-popular supermodel to new heights in the eyes of horny men throughout the country. Gibson even tried to mitigate her mistake by "accidentally" releasing her own nude photos and sex tapes, but it was too late, the damage had already been done. America had elected a lingerie model as their first female President.
Now, Madame President had just landed in Air Force One and was prepared to meet with the leader of South Korea outside the capitol building. Unlike the jolly, Michelin Man-esque President up North, Im-Seong Eun was a ruthless tyrant. He was simultaneously the most feared and beloved man in the entire country.
Lisanne stopped at the bottom of the Assembly Hall's staircase. Everywhere around her, her bodyguards and cabinet members shuffled into position. A large group of reporters on the sidelines began to mutter things to each other as the Supreme Leader slowly descended the staircase.
Im-Seong Eun looked young enough to be in his late twenties or early thirties, something impressive for a man twice that age. His appearance was nearly identical to the Singaporean model Chuando Tan, except for the massive scar streaking down his left cheek and white prosthetic eye. Im-Seong was a veteran and he wore his scars with pride.
He met his American counterpart at the foot of the staircase. Both world leaders were 5'11, but Lisanne hovered a few inches above him with heels on. Lisanne reached out to formally greet him. Im-Seong responded with a kiss on the hand. This caused the surrounding news crew to gasp and mumble even louder. The non-stop shuttering of cameras flooded the air like a swarm of locusts as the paparazzi captured this historic moment on film.
Im-Seong led the lady President deep into his private office away from any outside influence. He asked his guest to take a seat on his sofa, while he poured her a glass of luxury soju. Im-Seong relaxed on the sofa directly next to the President, raising a glass of his own. He casually folded his arm out across the backrest of the sofa, just above the lady President's shoulders, while the two drank together.
"You know, Lisanne, this is my favorite brand. I'm glad I had the opportunity to share it with you," Im-Seong spoke to her in flawless English. The dictator never needed to take an IQ test, since none of his followers would ever doubt his intelligence, but most conservative estimates placed him at around 227. He had just passed the CPE test the night before.
"Lisanne?" the President scoffed, though she was slightly embarrassed by hearing her name coming from the handsome dictator's throat, "I didn't know you and I were on a first-name basis, Mr. Supreme Leader. Should I call you Eun then?"
"Fair enough, call me Eun," he said with a smug grin, before downing the rest of his drink. Though Lisanne intended to tease the dictator by calling him his first name, he responded unexpectedly. Between her failed attempt at mockery and the powerful soju, the President started to grow flustered.
"Well then, Eun, surely you didn't make me fly all the way out here just to crack open a soju," the President redirected the conversation, "What is it you wanted to discuss with me so badly?"
"Ah, I almost forgot," the Supreme Leader paused to pour himself more soju, "Tell me why I shouldn't blow you all to kingdom come."
Lisanne choked on her drink. She coughed up a few drops of it onto the marble floor. The President was already flustered by the man before, but now she was staring at him in shock, with eyes the size of dinner plates. Lisanne waited for a smile, a laugh, anything. Instead, he calmly sipped his soju, not a shred of emotion on his blank face.
After several seconds, she finally mustered up the will to speak, "Y-you... You're serious?"
"You thought I was joking?" the dictator turned to look at her with his good eye, his face still completely expressionless. "It's no secret that our two nations have shared a tumultuous history. But, I am not the same man my father was, nor my grandfather. If you can tell me why I should seek peace with your country, do so immediately."
Lisanne was still in shock. This one meeting determined the fate of her entire country. This megalomaniac had just threatened millions of innocent lives, and her choice of words would be the only thing that could protect them from annihilation.
American men had the choice between signing their lives away to either the U.S. Senator, who was a former lawyer and PhD, or an underwear model, and they chose the underwear model. Now her 2 decades of experience, posing in lacy thongs would be the only tool she had to stop this monster.
Lisanne couldn't bite her tongue any longer she needed to act, "Umm, surely there are a multitude of ways the U.S. can show our support to your nation. Ever since I took office, our economy has been great, the absolute greatest we've seen in generations, no doubt! We are the world's largest exporter of food, as well, you know. Perhaps we could offer fresh produce to your people in exchange for your loyalty."
"Then it seems our countries are more alike than I thought," the dictator chuckled, "True Korea has, without a doubt, the finest economy in the world. My countrymen have plenty of food and resources already. In fact, my men are getting too fat! They have too much food! ...But, I'm sure that a surplus of food wouldn't hurt though. Nothing wrong with emergency rations..."
"Then that's perfect!" Lisanne's eyes lit up.
The two world leaders continued discussing their trade deals until reaching an agreement.
Im-Seong brought their discussion to closure, "So then, it's settled, in exchange for our loyalty, the U.S. will offer my people 1000 tons of food each month, 10,000 barrels of oil, ammunition, 300 million dollars every month, and..."
"...And?" the U.S. President was confused.
"And, you will offer me your body on a silver platter," Im-Seong stared at her with a blank expression.