Chapter 2: The Princess
In the months after Lynn and I recovered from Lynn's disastrous affair with Bill we had the best sex I could have ever imagined. We were happy. My work was going well and we enjoyed our nice house in a San Diego suburb. Pretty good for just four years out of college. Then something happened. It was not intentional or premeditated. It was accidental. I accidently got laid. I had to go home and tell Lynn about it. And, frankly, I was a little bit worried. What happened was interesting.
I had had a golf lesson at the club at noon Saturday. When I finished I was walking to my car and there parked next to me was the Princess, who had just finished a set of tennis. Now, the Princess is a thirty-something, well-endowed, flashy blonde who is the trophy wife of a wealthy petroleum engineer, thirty years older than she. Her husband travels to oil fields all over the world and it was common knowledge that when he was away she "slept around." The ladies of the club nicknamed her "the Princess" because they did not like her. She was almost ten years older that me, but built like the proverbial masonry comfort station.
We said hello, both of us a bit sweaty, and stopped to talk a while. The first thing she mentioned was that her husband was in Saudi Arabia. I found the information interesting and wondered who she had her eyes on to service her in his absence. My question was answered when she invited me over to her place for a drink and a dip in the pool to cool off. The Princess aroused my curiosity, if not my libido. There were so many stories and at least two personal accounts of her talents in bed. I was curious about her. And there she was, strutting her tits and showing me what looked like a nice ass in tight shorts. Maybe this would be interesting. To make a long story short, I spent the afternoon at her place.
When I got home it was time for cocktails and Lynn was bubbling with enthusiasm as she served our drinks, telling me all about her bridge club that morning. "How come you didn't come home after you your golf lesson? Did you play a round?
"Play around? Yes I was playing around," I answered, not really expecting her to appreciate my humor.
"Who did you play with," she asked.
"The Princess."
"You played a round of golf with the Princess?" Lynn asked incredulously.
"No, I played around with the Princess."
"Run that by me again."
"I fucked the Princess."
"It's a joke, right?"
"No, it's not a joke. I fucked her. Fucked her all afternoon."
Lynn seemed pissed by what I said.
"It's not a joke?
Her face told me I had caught her by surprise. Lynn did not like the Princess. None of the wives at the club did for obvious reasons.
"It's not a joke. But you'll be laughing about it in a few minutes like it was a joke."
"What do you see in the Princess," Lynn asked
" I don't see anything. I don't even know if I like her. I was just curious."
"Curious?"
"I had heard so many stories about her. Two guys at the club claimed they'd screwed her. And suddenly, here she was telling me her husband was in Saudi Arabia, flashing those big tits at me, and inviting me over to her place for a drink and a dip in her pool to cool off. And she had on tight shorts that showed off her ass. I was curious."
"You screwed her because you were curious. You're not interested in her. You're just curious?"
"I was just curious."
"You're a bastard! Curious about what."
"The stories I heard about her. That she was good pussy and gave good head."
"So, you went to her place and then what?"
"We were hot and sweaty so we got in the pool."
"Got into the pool without your swimsuit. And she did too?"
"Well, duh!"
"So tell me about her." Lynn was still pissed, but at least she was listening.
"She's got really big tits, but she's thirty five and they sag down a little bit."
Lynn smiled, licked her finger, and made an imaginary check mark in the air off to her right, saying, "Saggy tits."
"She has a skimpy beaver."
"A skimpy beaver? Oh my God baby, you have just made my day!" She licked her finger and made another imaginary check mark on her imaginary scorecard. Lynn knew how much I liked thick hairy beavers.
"She has a nice ass, but it's not tight like yours, it's a little larger and softer."
"This just keeps getting better." Licking her finger she checked off her imaginary score card saying, "Fat ass."
"It's not really fat, and it's actually kinda fun to play with."
"This broad is no competition! Why are you fucking her?"
"You need to hear the rest."
" What rest? Hell, I got her at seven on a scale of ten. That is if you still consider me a ten. Okay baby, what's the rest?
"You are a ten. And the rest is, she fakes her orgasms."
"Oh my God, are you sure? Tell me about it." At last Lynn was no longer pissed. She was interested in what I had to say. Maybe it would be okay after all.
"Well, after we got out of the pool and dried off, we stood there, while I checked out her equipment. Then she took me to her bedroom -- they have separate bedrooms -- and laid me on my back, sucked me to get me hard, then crawled on top and started to fuck."
"She did all the work? The bitch!"
"She did all the work. I just laid there. Now about the point you took off her score for, I think you said, 'saggy tits.' When she's on top, they hang down, right above my face, so that ..." I began to use my hands to illustrate.