Day 2
Dustin's bellowing voice vibrated every surface in the apartment jarring me awake, the bright morning sun flashed into my eyes.
"What the hell?" I groaned thinking a bomb went off.
"WWOOOOOO," Dustin yelled again proudly from the balcony. "HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO HAWAII."
The sheer volume of his voice overwhelmed my hang over. I fell out of bed as I tried to gain my bearing in the blinding morning light.
"Dustin, shut the hell up!" I said clutching my forehead.
"Dude, it's so beautiful here," he said standing on the balcony with his arms raised in the air.
"Please tell him to go back to bed," Megan moaned burying her head under a pillow.
"Come back inside you bastard."
"Let's go get some food brother," Dustin said.
He was already fully dressed and ready to go. My eyes were barely adjusted to the brilliant morning sun.
"What time is it?" I asked trying to stand.
"7:30, brother. It's getting late," Dustin answered.
"I hate you," I replied trying to climb back into bed. "Wake us up in a few hours."
"Okay I'm just going to watch some porn then," Dustin said sitting down at Megan's computer.
"That's fine," I replied.
A few moments later I heard faked porn star moans blast from the computer speakers. It was obvious he wasn't going to let us sleep.
"Let's go eat," Dustin said again.
I rolled out of bed and got dressed slowly.
"Megan, wake up so we can go eat," I groaned.
She muttered a response but didn't move. Dustin decided to help by jumping on the bed.
"Wooo," Dustin yelled as he bounced around the mattress.
"Okay okay," Megan stated. "I'm awake now damn it."
"About freaking time," Dustin replied dropping onto the bed next to her.
She crawled out of bed and slowly made her way to the bathroom as Dustin sprawled out on the mattress happily.
"Dude, Hawaii is seriously awesome."
I nodded in agreement trying to find my shoes.
"My finger hurts really bad," Dustin said staring at it.
Megan came out of the bathroom and went to her walk-in closet searching for an outfit. Dustin and I watched her naked body as she dug around for clothes. Eventually she found a tiny pair of black jogging shorts and a tight pink shirt to wear. She put on matching bra and panties before the shorts and shirt. Dustin and I watched her the entire time. After she was dressed, we left the apartment in search of food.
"Want to go to Duke's? They have a morning buffet," Megan said putting on a pair of designer sunglasses to help with her hangover.
"That sounds good actually," I replied.
"Lead the way sweet tits," Dustin added staring at Megan's tight shirt.
She shook her head and groaned before leading us to Duke's.
Breakfast passed in a blur of Dustin's dirty jokes, and before too long we were back at the apartment planning our day.
"What do you want to do today?" Megan asked.
"Let's go to the beach," I suggested.
"Good idea dude," Dustin added.
He opened his duffel bag and started tossing clothes everywhere looking for his swimming trunks. Megan and I watched his enthusiasm. Megan changed and packed a bag while Dustin and I insulted every woman we knew.
The noon sun beamed across the crystal blue water as we walked past tourists looking for a place to lay our towels. Dustin dropped his towel in the first open spot and raced to the water like a happy retard on vacation. I followed him at a slower pace while Megan stretched out to tan. Her black and gold bikini glinted in the sun. I splashed in the waves as my hangover wore off.
Dustin ran up the beach and grabbed a football from Megan's bags then kicked sand on her face before he ran back to the water. After 30 minutes, Megan joined us in the ocean. She was absolutely horrible at throwing the ball, but isn't every woman?
Eventually, we left the water to relax and laugh in the sand. Megan walked back into the waves to wash off her bronzing lotion. She stood knee deep in the water rinsing off. Suddenly, a huge wave crashed over her. The wave swept her off her feet and tumbled her beautiful body up onto the beach like a dead star fish. Dustin and I laughed so hard that I almost passed out from lack of air. She spit water out of her mouth and tried to get up. Clumps of sand fell from her hair and clung to her body.
She realized we were laughing at her as she stomped up the beach, "stop laughing. I could have died!"
Her outburst made us laugh harder. If she died it would have been even funnier, but no such luck I suppose. Megan snatched her towel bag then walked away without waiting for us.
"Wait up," we both said at the same time as she stormed off.
"Why should I?" She yelled obviously still angry. She stopped long enough to put on her heels and a yellow sundress.
She refused to speak the entire way back to the apartment. Dustin entertained himself by trying to dance with every old lady he saw. Megan opened the door to the apartment and walked straight to the bathroom. The sounds of the shower spraying came from behind the closed door.
"Todd, I think she's actually angry," Dustin said finally understanding the obvious.
"Good call dumb ass."
Dustin saw Bowser, dropped to his knees and started barking. Bowser barked back. Bowser kept Dustin distracted long enough for me to talk to Megan.
I opened the bathroom door, "are you still angry?"
The shower kept going. I took off my clothes and climbed in.
"Go away," Megan said halfheartedly.
I wrapped my arms around her and started kissing her slowly. Finally, she wrapped her arms around me and kissed back. Women are stupid. I never had to say I was sorry.
We showered together until the water went cold then we moved to the bedroom. I had intentions of fucking her but Dustin interrupted us.
"Todd, let's go do something," he said as he wandered into the room. "Oh, you're already doing something."
"What do you want to do?" I asked pretending Megan wasn't naked next to me.
Dustin sat on the bed next to Megan and slid his hand up her thigh. I kept kissing her hoping to start another threesome. Dustin parted her thighs as one finger went slowly inside of her.
"Stop!" Megan screeched unexpectedly.
Dustin pulled his finger out laughing hysterically. I looked down at his finger and started laughing too. It was completely coated in coarse sand. Megan rushed to the bathroom.
She left not long after that. She told us she needed to run some errands, yet she took two changes of clothes with her.
The day passed quickly as Dustin and I wandered along the beach saying obscene things to anybody near us. The sun had set and the heavy drinking was well under way before Megan returned. We barely noticed her as we continued to get drunk on the balcony.
"Megan, call some of your friends and get some hot sluts over here," Dustin screamed while waving a bottle of whiskey.
The blackout set in before sluts arrived. Neither of us remembers the rest of that night.
Day 3
I opened my eyes slowly realizing I had passed out on the floor. Megan was sound asleep, and Dustin was outside yelling again.
"MEEEOOOOWWWWW," Dustin's voice vibrated off of surrounding buildings.
"Dustin, are you going to do that every morning?" I asked climbing onto the bed.
He answered; "yes, I am!"
Megan quickly rolled out of bed. She grabbed her laptop and walked out onto the balcony. Dustin immediately stopped screaming and walked into the living room with the computer. Megan stumbled back inside and collapsed onto the mattress.
"What did you say to him?"
Megan rolled over and curled up next to me, "I gave him my computer and told him to go jack off."
"Nice move, why did I wake up on the floor?"
"I don't know honey, go to sleep," she said cuddling closer.
I closed my eyes and hoped I wouldn't be hung over when I woke up.
A short time later, Dustin burst through the bedroom door laughing manically. He was completely naked and holding a toothbrush. I looked up and saw cum all over his chest.
"Dude, go take a shower," I gagged staring at the sticky mess.
"I gotta brush my teeth first!" Dustin said swiping the tooth brush through the cum coating his stomach. He held the brush up inches from his mouth.
"Dare me to do it?"
"No," I replied in disgust. Megan looked up and started to dry heave.
"Why are you gagging?" I said looking at her, "you swallow mine all the time."
"That's different," she replied with a morbid look across her face.
Dustin shoved the toothbrush against his teeth and started brushing furiously. I looked away before the image burned into my eyes. Megan started dry heaving and ran to the bathroom. Dustin laughed hysterically.
"Wait Megan, come here," Dustin said as he rushed after her. "I need to give you back your toothbrush."
Megan threw up in the bathroom. Bowser began barking at Dustin once again. Dustin barked back loudly. Day number three had begun.
