Welcome to the Satellite of Lust, my unlucky companions! It's summer, and I'm back from a long series of electroshock therapy sessions after that last stinker of a Christmas story.
I'm feeling
much
better now! *twitches*
I've had this story festering in my inbox for quite some time now, but the new summer contest has given me a reason to share the fun. It's the season of bikini-clad sexbombs, hunks with chiseled abs, swimming pools, movie stars...
There's none of that in this sweltering, sweaty, chunk of literary B.O.
Grab a bottle of SPP ( Stinky Prose Protection ) 1000, read it through a piece of smoked glass, and prepare to face the burning stare of this thing that is: Sister Summer.
Turn down your sun lamps.
( Where applicable )
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I know that I shouldn't be doing this. I know its wrong.
Dark: By all means, close the text editor, delete the file, and run it through a file shredder!
I can't help it though.
Dark: Damn. Well, I tried.
She just looks so good lying there in that little bikini. I get hard when she's wearing regular clothes. She's like one of the girls in a centerfold. The bikini is just too much.
Dark: *singing* My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold.
Dark: J. Geils much?
I can't help it.
Dark: Yeah, we got that part. Captain Redundant — up, up, and away! *mumbles* Far — far away.
I'm sitting here watching my sister get a tan in the back yard and touching myself.
Dark: All aboard! Making stops at Disowned Drive and Eleven Toes Avenue!
Dark: At least he finally discovered the wonders of the compound sentence.
She's not really my sister but mom and dad got married when we were four. It's the same thing. She's just so hot that I can't help it.
Dark: Ding! That's three!
I don't have to worry about mom catching me because her and dad went on a cruise for thier honeymoon. It's just me and my sister and my dick in my hand.
Dark: Dick in the hand
not
worth two in the bush, Grasshopper!
I keep hoping that she'll turn over and untie her top but she's reading. I wish I had a telescope or some binoculars too. I bet I could see her pussy lips and nipples if I could get closer. I keep on jerking because the bikini is good enough though.
Dark: *singing* I — I — I — I! Oy Vey, please stop it!
I bust my nut into her panties just before she gets up and comes back inside. I'm going to have to steal another pair soon because I've used these a couple of times.
Dark: *coughing and gagging* Ewww!
I don't know what I'm going to do when fall comes. We're both going to different universities.
Dark: Here's an idea: Go on a date with someone you're not related to! On second thought, make that porn. We don't want this guy breeding.
I hear her coming up the stairs so I pull my pants back up and hide her panties. She goes to her room and I wonder what she's doing. I wonder if she's touching her pussy. I've been jerking off too much since mom and dad left so thinking about that makes my dick hurt.
I decide to play WOW for a while to keep my mind off her hot bod. It sucks because nobody I know is on. They're all at the beach or cookouts. There's nothing happening on the Star Trek board either.
Dark: He can't type coherent English, but I just betcha this guy is fluent in Klingon.
Dark: A Dweeb approaches! Command?
Summer sucks sometimes. That makes my dick hurt again because my sister's name is Summer and I'd really like her to suck. The guys that she went out with said that she's really good at it. I always act like I don't want to hear it when they talk about stuff like that but it actually makes me hard. I wish it was me though.
I give up on the internet and go downstairs to get something to eat. Summer comes back downstairs while the pizza rolls are nuking. There goes my dick again, because she's wearing a halter top that makes her tits look even bigger than they are and shorts that her butt is sticking out of.
She says that she's going to the mall and asks me if I need anything from there.
Dark: *groan* So we're not even going to get any dialogue — just Sir Wanksalot translating it into White and Nerdese. Wonderful!
I tell her that I don't need anything. Its hard not to look at her and I have to turn away from her so she can't see that my dick is hard. I turn back around when she leaves so I can stare at her butt hanging out of her shorts.
Dark: They say that history repeats itself. Well,
everything
repeats itself in this story!
I decided to play a little Halo before it was time for me to go to work at the grocery store. I hung out with the produce manager in the dairy cooler for most of the afternoon. We go in there because the girls get hard nipples when they open the cooler doors and you can usually see them in the clothes they wear when its hot out.
Dark: Great — he has a dirty old perv mentor. *In his best Yoda* With me come. Boobies you will see!
A couple of guys I know were on WOW when I got home so I played until it was late and I was real tired. I went down for some pizza rolls before I went to bed and my sister was downstairs.
Dark: I didn't even notice that we'd made it up to 88 miles per hour. Somewhere between the pizza rolls and ogling in the cooler, we time traveled into an entirely different tense.
She had grabbed a soda and she was wearing a nightgown. I could see her panties through it and she wasn't wearing a bra either. I was so surprised that I tripped when I went through the kitchen door.
Dark: Ow! I fell on my 8-sided die!
She called me clumsy and laughed at me and went back upstairs. I put the pizza rolls in the microwave and went to the laundry room because I knew that she always changed her panties before she went to bed. I found them in the hamper and sniffed them. It made my dick even harder than it was from seeing her tits poking her nightgown.
