The Four Types Of Men

I am not really sure what category this story belongs in. I placed here in the humor section because its sort of funny. But it is true and the conclusion I believe are correct.

After studying a large group individuals I concluded that there are only Four Types of Men. That conclusion is the result of a survey I did in basic human behavior and sociology. I conducted this study several years ago while working overseas. I never published this study but I thought the conclusions should be shared with the general public. During this study I interviewed a large number of subjects, mostly composed of young American males of various races. The subject of questionnaire was about their preferences and experiences in human interaction in a heterosexual relationship. The study was an attempt to better understand how the common man thinks. After interviewing and questioning about a thousand males age range 18-38 y/o on a variety of issues on their sexual preference dealing with oral sex; I concluded that there are only four types of males! You maybe surprised to hear this. But it is true that in the Alpha American Male population there are only four types of males! I would surmise that it is not just an American Male attribute but perhaps true of most any male population throughout the world that there are only four types of men when it comes to the subject of oral sex. Let's examine the four types of men:

1. Frist there are men who will go down on a woman and eat her pussy. Not only will he eat her out but he will admit to this oral sex act. In fact many of them love the opportunity to give a woman oral pleasure! That's the group I personally fall into.

2. Second, there are those men who will go down on a women, eat her out and deny they would ever do such a thing. I found that his attribute of denial was most common in young males from the inner city.

3. Third, there are those young men who are still wet behind ears and not very experienced and/or are virgins. But even a fair portion of those males who lacked sexual maturity/experience were usually intrigued by the idea of giving or receiving oral sex.

4. And lastly there is that group of men who have a cocked wrist, (homosexual AKA: Gay). Of course this group is head over heels in love with the idea of oral sex but that's not with a female.

Now I am not sure where you or your man fits into one of these groups or categories. But with very little thought required I am sure you will agree that my study and conclusions are correct. That there are only four types of men. Those who do and say they do eat pussy. Those do but are afraid to admit they eat pussy. Then there is the group who are just plain inexperienced. Finally there is the Gay male who desires fellatio rather than cunnilingus. This group (homosexual) for the Alpha male is hard to understand; why would you want to give someone fellatio? When you could be loving up to a beautiful woman and providing her with cunnilingus! I am just saying make yourself and her happy, get down town!

At the same time I also interviewed a large group of young women on their thoughts of cunnilingus. At a greater than 90% positive response, women saw oral sex as a positive experience and desired to have their pussy eating out. This fact had brought me to yet an important overall conclusion. A man who is willing to go down and can do it well is highly desirable to their female partners. So fellows remember, a happy wife equals a happy life! So get down there and start munching and be proud to say I EAT PUSSY!

Perhaps, someday I will need to do another couple of similar surveys:

1. Men who eat what they fuck and fuck what they eat. That is the creampie question. My hypothesis is many males think about doing it. But, few males will take the plunge. I believe most males after sexual release (orgasm) loose their interest in eating a creampie. However, while fully aroused it is and would be game on.

2. Men who will rim their female counterpart. Once again I believe this is an arousal issue just as in the creampie scenario. I believe there is a moderate number of men who under the right circumstance would rim a woman. But for most it is when they are hot and bothered and have not had a sexual release.

Of course those surveys could lead to still yet another series involving women as the primary subject:

1. Women who want to be cleaned up after intercourse versus those who don't want a creampie cleanup.

2. Women who want to rimmed.

3. Then there is still yet another question. Women who want to be cleanup after micturition, (urinating).

Ladies and Gentlemen please leave a comment on which one of the four groups that you or your male partner falls into. Also comment on your stance on creampie consumption, rimming, and et cetera... pro or con.

Thank You,

J. Meoff

AKA Mr. P