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Kinkmaster Ssn 01 Ep 01 Pt 03

Kinkmaster Ssn 01 Ep 01 Pt 03

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This is a parody of a popular UK television show. It is written as a narrative for the show. It is not that heavy on actual sex stuff. (Not yet anyway.) But it would feature a few things that allude to it.

The show is separated into

Studio Part, where they discuss the performance of specific missions.

Filmed Part, where they do specific missions.

~~~~~ short divider is used to denote transition between different Filmed parts.

~~~~~~~~~~ long divider is used to denote transition between Studio Part and Filmed parts.

—----------------------------------------------------------

During another ad break, the make-up and hair team quickly came on the stage and did some brush-up for everyone. Xenia went backstage rather urgently, and then came back to the stage, with a sign of relief on her face.

There were quite a lot of pretty hot scenes in the last part. Evidently, at least some of the audience thought so, both the men and women in the audience could be seen to be blushing, a few have placed their hands in their crotch, still over their clothing though. Everyone is either amused or excited to a different extent, but they can still bound themselves to what "the room" seems to accept.

Finally the break ends, and Geoff is again taking control.

"Welcome back to Kinkmaster, before the break, we see a woman just consumed some different body fluid. What's next Ana?"

"Next is the remaining trio, Axel, Ryu and Simone."

~~~~~~~~~~

Simon/Simone is chosen for the show to add a bit of diversity into the mix. She is actually the biggest name among the 5 contestants as she has won a show that was on national television that brought her lots of wealth and fame. She still has regular spots on a TV show and is a champion for various rights. So she avoids doing actual sex shows as you need to be very delicate about the depiction, so as to not bring any shame upon the whole art form. However, she does not shy away from talking about her sexuality, and often does use strong sexual innuendo, as displayed by her moniker. But despite that, she never did an explicit sex show.

When the offer came, all the contestants were told that they would not be required to do anything explicit themselves. (Something Axel and Carol do not mind, which is what the production hoped for) Simon/Simone has asked the production in detail what are the lines or how would he approach the show. And given her status, the production has given her a bit more hint than for the other contestants, that while every mission would have a somewhat explicit wording, she would be able to go around it by interpreting the words differently. Something that Xenia has figured out on her own because she watched the original show.

That being said though, she has decided she would not shy away from doing an explicit task as either herself or Simon, if the tone is right and tasteful. After all, drag performers are human and they have sex too, and she hopes to take away some of the stigma of that for those who may not be too open for this idea.

However, this is not what she had in mind even though the word "tasteful" is in the exact wording of the instruction. And she is still searching for a good idea.

She already decided against anything that is too fetish-y like urine or semen. Saliva maybe.

She started exploring the house and she found the naked glistening man in the lab, and she fumbled the word, "Oh hey handsome!" She said in the first instance, but then something strike her. "Oh my gawd~~~I'm not gonna have to jerk this guy off, am I?"

~~~~~

Ryu on the other hand is not a bit troubled by this mission. While she is trained traditionally as a

kinbakushi

, after she moved to Europe she also trained to be a "western-style" dominatrix. She has met thousands of submissives in her line of work, mostly male as a dominatrix but also female as a kinbakushi. She never met Ana before the filming but within the first few seconds she knew that Ana is a grade-S submissive as she can see that in her gait and in her eyes, everything about her just make a dominatrix like Ryu wants to dominate and destroy her in the most pleasurable way possible.

That's why Ryu started with some basic verbal humiliation before. That's not her strong suit though as she doesn't have a wide range of vocab but also naturally she is very economical with her words.

She knew that Ana would probably be up for anything. She has not disregarded the possibility of the "Holy Water" treatment, but she doesn't like that herself and she was considering the word "Tasteful".

Finally she decided to walk around the house, but she didn't go to the lab, instead she walked upstairs and discovered the huge bathroom. There, a young red-headed female is standing there, she is busty, has a slightly larger frame but still quite cute. Similar to the guy we have seen before in the previous montage, her skin is very shiny as a layer of unknown substance covers her entire skin.

"Ryu, this is Linda." Ana tried to introduce the young blonde to her, having entered the bathroom behind her.

Ryu ignored the introduction, she walked around Linda and checked her out. And then she used her finger to scrap a little bit of the substance off her skin and tasted it. "You cow." Ryu said emotionlessly

~~~~~

Simone is trying her best to show that she doesn't want to jerk the guy off by her nervous laughter. Ana has now introduced the man as Ollie, and also in response to Simone's "Do I have to jerk him off?" question, she repeated the annoying "all the information is in the instruction" phrase.

Simone finally tasted the substance on Ollie's skin. She exclaimed, "This is coconut oil!" as if she has discovered the key to a kingdom. "Do you like coconut oil, babe?" She asked Ana.

"Yes I do like coconut oil." responded Ana.

Simone quickly went to get the shot glass from the open kitchen and come back, and she is deciding how to move the coconut oil from Ollie's body to the shot glass. She thought it would be easy but the lab is air-conditioned and the oil has congealed into its solid state. She used her long fingernail to try and scrape as much as possible, but she had to be very careful not to scratch and make a cut on his skin. "I'm so sorry babe." She apologized to Ollie in which he politely said, "That's alright."

~~~~~

"Ahhhhh~~~~~" A female voice squeaked.

The montage moves back to Ryu's attempt and we can see Linda is squeaking in pain.

The close up on her face now widened and we can see that again Ryu's rope is in use; and Linda is being tied up in the "turtle-shell" knot and hanging from a conveniently placed metal hook that happens to be attached to the ceiling. And Ryu, now revealing one shoulder out of her kimono, in true traditional yakuza lady fashion, is applying burning wax on the poor red-head's back from a candle that must have been provided in the production.

"You actually love it don't you!" Ryu said in a stern voice.

Linda continues moaning and she is crying a little. Ryu continues to assault her with words, the wax and occasionally some spanking on her huge ass.

As this go on, sweat, juice and even some tears start flowing down from Linda's body, the heat from the wax and the spanking has accelerated the process, all of these liquids flow along her body and along the rope, most of it next on one large knot before dripping down to the strategically placed shot glass.

Before the time was up, Ryu managed to get about 3-quarters of a shot glass full. She handed it to Ana as she first sipped it to taste it, then gulped the whole thing down in full.

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"Really sophisticated taste. the saltiness from the sweat, a little bit of bitterness from the tear and musky juice, and of course the honey that we coated Linda with. It is really tasteful."

"That's all?" asked Ryu.

"Yes, you may leave now, thank you Ryu." Said Ana.

Ryu leaves the room while Linda is still tied up.

~~~~~

Simone is still scraping the solidified oil from Ollie, but the time is almost up and she only manages to get about half the shot glass full.

"Oh fuck it, come here babe~" Simone gestured Ana to come closer to her, sprayed her own mouth a few time with the breath freshener that she always carries, and then pour the substance from the shot classhardly in her own mouth, she managed to got most of it in. Ana could anticipate what's coming, she opened her mouth as Simone kissed her. Simone managed to transferred most of the coconut oil, together with her own saliva and some of Ollie's sweat into Ana's mouth, while giving her a pretty good kiss, even though Simone is not into women.

She finally released Ana after the transfer. "How was it?"

Ana said, "The kiss? Good. The mixture, quite refreshing with the mint and the coconut oil. Very good indeed. Thank you Simone."

"Thank you babe~~!" Simone waved her arms around in excitement, before leaving the lab.

~~~~~

"Mmmm....mmmmm.....mmmmm"

After we've seen Ryu's and Simone's attempt, the video shows Axel's attempt. And he is doing what he does best, which is using his monster cock. This time he is using both of his hands to mount Ana's head as he penetrates her slutty face-hole.

The montage must have skipped the earlier part of this face-fucking, Axel is now saying, "Aaah, I'm coming......, do you want it in the glass so we can show you drink it or you want it directly at your throat?"

But he didn't really release her mouth to let her answer, just continued to piston.

Ana mustered, " um mmm thrmmo plem"

After a few more thrust, Axel announced, "Ok, there you go!" His whole body shook like a moving locomotive, as the front half of his penis was deep in the blonde's mouth. After a few seconds, he released her and withdrew the slightly wilted penis, a rope of transparent saliva followed it out,which means Ana has again swallowed all of Axel's cum

If Ana could got off from the tit-fucking we can see in earlier clip, (even though it was then proven that is not entirely the case) this seismic explosion in her mouth definitely brought her to an orgasm, as she has forgotten to say what the taste is like, like she is supposed to.

"Thank you Axel!" She managed to muster. Axel kindly offered her water as the screen fades back to the studio.

~~~~~~~~~~

"Axel, I think you might have misunderstood the premise of the show, it's not called 'Cum in this slut's mouth!' "He exclaimed.

Ana added, "So far two for two, two missions and he had cum in my mouth twice."

"How did it taste though? cuz this is a taste-based task." inquired the Kinkmaster Geoff Draconis, while still forgetting he is not supposed to use the word "task".

"It tasted fine by semen's standard. Although in this particular task it just went straight at the back of my throat so I did not taste it, but I had the reference on another occasion....s." Ana said subtly.

"Yeah! Look man, I'm a pro. I eat well, drink a lot of pineapple juice every day. Tons of women have to taste my spunk everyday." said Axel proudly.

"Commendable. Again, good advice for the guys out there as well" said Geoff. He moved on swiftly, "Simone and Ryu both found our different 'bodies', one is covered in coconut oil and another is covered in honey. Simon, do you want to explain your method"

Simon is shaking his head, laughing in embarrassment, "What method? there is no method, I panicked, there is not enough moisture in the oil, so I thought I'll add a bit of saliva in it."

Geoff said, "Do you regret that you kissed this geek though?"

Simon said, "No, no, no. Usually that's not someone Simone would go for. But I saw it like she is someone who is gonna die from thirst if I don't feed her some liquid, so I just had to do what I have to do."

Geoff moved on again, "Ryu on the other hand, took a much rougher approach."

Ryu responds, "What do you expect having me on? Besides, the cow loves it, I can see it the moment our eyes meet. She saw me coming in and her eyes sparkled, that can only mean one thing."

Geoff giggled, Ana explained to the audience, "And she is right, Linda is a professional slave-girl at the Draconis Den. And you can require her service by getting on the website, Draconisden.com, and Ollie as well." Draconis Den is, of course, the sex club that Geoff owns and runs, Linda and Ollie are both employees in the club, but they agree to appear on the show as they hope to drive up their engagements, as they do charge by the hour.

Geoff asked, "But how do you rank them though, I guess I'm gonna have to rely on your experience and what you find the most tasteful."

Ana replied, "I guess all of them are tasteful in their different ways, I have my tasting note here and my immediate reaction here if you can have a look." She controlled her tablet to show a slide on the screen.

It was basically the same words she said in the clip but in summary, with her facial expression after she drank them, except now Axel's semen also gets a review:

Axel, ingredient: semen "Thick, smooth, mildly sweet and salty."

Carol, ingredient: squirt liquid "Dry, smokey, strong"

Ryu, ingredient: sweat, vaginal fluid, tears and honey "Sophisticated"

Simon, ingredient: saliva, sweat, coconut oil, breath freshener " Refreshing"

Xenia, ingredient: saliva, raspberry and blueberry juice "Good, sweet"

Geoff looked at it while he played with his notes, said, "Okay, I think all of them meet the criteria of being tasteful, so I am not gonna give any one of them 1 point. Xenia, yours I'm sure is delicious but it's mostly just fruit juice, 2 points. Axel, I commend you for your consideration for your partners, but that's all I can say, 3 points. Carol, strong product and strong delivery, 4 points. But I find that not only do their fluids seem to be more tasteful, but Simone feeding it to you in a kiss is quite tasteful in the delivery, and I think the whole art form of the kinbaku is quite tasteful as well so 5 points to both Simon Waller and Ryu Fukumi!"

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The audience applauded and seemed to agree.

"What is the scoreboard looking like now, Ana Grace?" Geoff asked.

"Now, he has quite a strong start, having come first in 2 tasks, Simon Waller is in the lead with 13 points!" The screen shows

Simon: 13 / Ryu: 12 / Carol: 10 / Xenia: 8 / Axel: 7

"Right, do we have another TASK Ana?"

Ana now knows that he is just messing with her, to be fair, legal has said that is not a big issue, it just would be better on the safe side. She proceeds, "Yes we do, and this one involves some coming."

~~~~~~~~~~

The theme tune plays, and the video is playing on the screen. With a wide angle, the Kinkmaster House is being filmed from a birds' eye view, it is reviewed that it is actually located on top of a secluded hill, surrounded by a large forest. In the next shot, it is panned to a well maintained large green-patch nearby, it is as smooth as a golf course that slopes down. Hell, it IS a golf course!

As the next shot reveals, Ana is wearing black polo shirt and a white skirt, looking rather cute and sporty, as her long and muscular legs are on show. She is standing outside of the course, but quite near the green. While the contestants are shown walking on to the tee area of this course, some of them changed into golf clothing. The tee is about 200 meters away downhill from the cup. To the golf-savvy viewers, they can tell this is likely a Par 3 course.

A smallish young man, who is only about 5 '7", is waiting by the tee with a club bag and a ball bag. He wears white polo shirt and golf trousers and a full visor that covers the whole of his face, and it is fully darkened so it is quite hard to see his face. He handed the instruction to each contestant as they walked on to the tee.

Carol is the first to arrive, she asks the man "Where is Ana?" as she takes the instruction from the young man. He gestured to her to open the paper, as if to say, "All the information is in the instruction."

Carol does as she is told.

"Make Ana come."

"You can choose any of the balls provided." Read Carol, as the camera pans to the ball bag next to the young man, and we can see that besides the real golf balls, there are also practice balls that are made in foam and a bit bigger for the non-golfers.

"You may only move after each hit of the ball......" Read Xenia.

"......and you can only move to where the ball lands." Read Simon, who is back in his male form and wearing pretty dapper golf attire..

"And you may ask for Caddy's help once." Read Axel.

"The lowest number of strokes wins," read Ryu, who also changed into black coloured sport attire rather than her usual Kimono top and Jeans.

"Your time starts when Caddy hands you your club." Reads Carol, as she is being handed a driving iron by the smallish man.

"Ok......what's your name, mate?" Axel asked the caddy, as he was holding the driving iron.

"Caddy." said the caddy.

"Caddy? Your name is Caddy? You are Caddy the caddy?" asked Axel.

"Yes," said Caddy.

~~~~~~~~~~

"Our little slut Ana, always needs to come ~ " hummed Geoff.

"The word 'come' means the action of moving closer to a person or object from an outside space." Ana said, as if she wants to refute Geoff's notion. But, next she said,

"It is also a dictionary definition for achieving orgasm."

"Well we all know which one of those you prefer~" said Geoff giddily.

"But it is not what I prefer that matters. But how they would play this game. Here are the first three. Xenia Schulerre, Carol McRoy and Simon Oak." said Ana, with her pathetic attempt of combining the contestants' names with famous golfers.

~~~~~~~~~~

The video is now showing Xenia's attempt,

Xenia wears a cute pink polo shirt and white skirt, but the polo shirt is cut short at just below the boobs, revealing a glimpse of her sports bra and her belly button. This is so far the most skin she has shown on the show. So even though it is still a bit modest, it is quite sexy by her standards, and elicited some "wooo" and whistling by the audience.

She has chosen a practice ball, then she tried and took a swing, unluckily it completely missed.

~~~~~

Then the video moved on to Carol, who also picked the practice ball. She didn't change her outfit, it was quite outdoorsy already so it did not feel too out of space. She took a swing, she managed to hit the ball but she was not hitting it with enough power, nor did it hit the ball anywhere near the center so it didn't go far, It only gone for a comically short 50m, and as it is an upslope course, the ball roll back down after it landed, it is almost back to the tee, which made Carol said, "Oh do fuck off!" and caused a huge laughter in the audience.

On the top left corner of the screen, there is a score chart, and it is showing that "Carol - Stroke = 1". It seems that unlike real golf, only attempts that actually hit the ball are counted. It also confirms that this is a Par = 3 hole, although it is not going to matter as it is only one hole of the whole course..

~~~~~

Simon looked at the ball bag and he was trying to choose which ball to use.

"I've played some golf but I cannot say I am very confident shooting a real golf ball, but I think the foam ball is a bit unstable because of the wind." The video then shows some shivering of the trees around.

He is filmed like he is talking to himself, presumably because someone off camera has asked him to fill the dead-air. Even though Caddy is also there, he is probably not asked to participate in the conversation.

Simon is still considering what to do, and he was looking at Caddy for some answer, and then he looked at the instruction again and read, "You can choose any of the balls provided." and he looked at Caddy and he started laughing quite frantically. "Oh no! I can't do that can I?" He said with some excitement.

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