This is my first attempt at writing. It eventually turns into a parody. Enjoy.
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Jessica opened her eyes. Everything was pitch black. She could not remember where she was or how she had got there. A dull ache in her head made her think she had hit her head off something. Her thoughts raced towards her husband. She remembered now, something about him being in danger.
"That bastard," she said aloud. Alex, her husband had been caught fucking Alice Bernstein whose husband was not the kind of man you want to piss off. Karl Bernstein was the kingpin of a multimillion dollar criminal gang, famous for their extreme brutality.
Jessica had known nothing about her husband's affair, she suspected yes, being mixed up in cocaine dealing and prostitution was surely going to lead him to temptation. She had never know for sure though. Jessica stood up and blindly felt her way around. She could feel she was in a very small room with nothing in it. Blindly she groped and found a door handle, tried it, but it was locked.
She thought back and remembered being in bed with Alex when the house alarm had gone off.Alex had jumped out of bed with a gun but several hooded men burst into the bedroom with semi- auto mastics. "This is what you get for fucking the bosses wife scum," the leader had shouted. Jessica stole a look at her husband who was hesitating with his gun being outnumbered. The leader walked forward and whacked Alex across the head with his gun. Alex fell to the floor. Then the men turned to Jessica, she heard the clicks of gun safety when a voice said: "Wait!" Jessica could remember a blow to her head.
Back in her dark prison, Jessica began to panic. She suspected Alex was already dead and she would meet a fate as bad if not worse. Suddenly the lights went on.
"Well well," said a voice, coming from an intercom Jessica could now see. "Hello Jessica, I take it you remember how you got here by now.. and your predicament?"
Jessica knew that voice, Karl Bernstein. " Where am I?. What have you done to Alex?" she screamed.
"Nothing..yet." came the reply. "I am going to offer your a choice, you may go free now and I will deal with your husband, or ... well the second option would involve both of you still alive."
Jessica shuddered, she had heard many rumours regards Karl's extreme cruelty and that was to people who hadn't been fucking his wife.
"The door will unlock shortly Jessica, in the next room there are two doors. The door on the left leads to your freedom. I promise I will never pursue you. Behind the other door are your husband and his crew. Choose it and you and your husband will both be free!"