This is a story about Tina, and her family. Tina is a little bit different from the rest of her family. Her qualities are unique from theirs. One of her unique qualities that she is most proud about is sanity. Not only is she proud to be sane, but also she's proud that it's unique. She loves having a crazy family, and now Tina is going to tell you why.
Hi, I'm Tina. I'm medium height and moderately thin. I have brown hair, green eyes, and sharp lips. I have long eyelashes and neatly trimmed eyebrows. I make sure I wear just the right amount of make-up so I look as desirable as possible. I also wear skanky clothes that reveal the size and shape of my medium C breasts and ass.
I was just getting off the school bus and thinking about what would be for dinner. I was unsatisfied from last night's dog-burritos, and last week's chocolate macaroni with mustard sauce was an utter disappointment.
See... my family is insane. My grandpa on my dad's side is delusional. The only reason he had any children is because he thought my grandma was a dog. The problem was, my grandma also thought she was a dog. On my other side, my grandma has lapses of memory, and she was trying to sit down, but every time she got near the bottom she forgot what she was doing. Then she'd remember and try again. My grandpa on that side who thinks he's a baby was sitting on that chair with an erect cock at the time, and that is how my mom was born.
My mom doesn't remember that we're her children, and she thinks grandpa is her baby. My dad is also delusional and thinks he's a cat. He gets in fights with my grandma a lot. I have 3 brothers and 3 sisters. I'll explain their symptoms as I go along.
Just for now, I'll tell you what's wrong with my brother Apple. His name is Apple because my dad thought he was a giant slice of pie when he was born. He is crazy in many ways, but mainly it's his physical problem that makes him unique. He can somehow consume multitudes of liquid easily and it all goes to his sperm supply instead of urine. Because of this problem, he's almost constantly masturbating. Also, he hasn't put a piece of clothing on in his life, and he's almost 23!!
But through his years of doing nothing but showering, eating, drinking, and nursing his constant erection, he had become an amazingly hot guy! Whenever I had friends over I would often catch them looking at him and then they would run to the bathroom to masturbate.
